Chiang Mai'S First 500B Burger

[ThePunPun]

That is NOT a burger btw.

:DWhen , if you should ever become a proud parent, you can name you baby whatever you want..... Tom, Dick, Harry, what ever you desire... Even if its a girl. In any event its still a baby...... Babies come in many shapes, some short , some tall, some small , some big,..... thery are still a baby. ..... so there ....

Now that I have said that, I willl somewhat agree with you...... its not a burger,,,,,,,,, its a magnificient , marvelllllloooous, multi burger, ranch style, meaning that its all on one lever, rather than multi story.

Also it has been renamed.......to "The Wonderours Whopper Whupper " . Welcome to the world of different shape burgers..

Time moves on.... when you eat several of these, you spread outward, not upward....

ps

.... of course there is always the ".he Bombastic Burger Sub " onward and outward...

may Gonzo's god of gas be with you

[Chiangmai1st]

1 thing I will say for you you know how to play this forum to get your advertising across

I thought there were forum rules regarding advertising on this forum maybe it depends on who you know not what you know

[canuckamuck]

an alternate title might be the 'Pound an a Quarter'

[Donnyboy]

Based on that picture I dont think it would be a problem it dont look that big no bigger than a French bread stick which can easily be downed now if you do a burger like this I think I would struggle

can I have desert with that

make mine with a diet coke

[eek]

1 thing I will say for you you know how to play this forum to get your advertising across

I thought there were forum rules regarding advertising on this forum maybe it depends on who you know not what you know

Not in the least Chiangmai1st. PunPun is a forum sponsor.

[ThePunPun]

1 thing I will say for you you know how to play this forum to get your advertising across

I thought there were forum rules regarding advertising on this forum maybe it depends on who you know not what you know

It was meant as a public service announcement....... where else can you get something like that to eat.?????

[ThePunPun]

an alternate title might be the 'Pound an a Quarter'

Hey Canuckamuck.... great idea ........ a Pound [sterling] for a Quarter .....

Boy..... u iz a marketing genius ! ! !

maybe I should have made that a fish and chips burger then it would be more acceptable... ya think ????

[eek]

Have ya got veggie burgers per chance?

Edit: Actually, i imagine most places use the same griddle. Thats why i dont eat veggie burgers at general burger places. Some may call it fussy, but for me i just cannot eat vegetarian food that has been cooked along side meat. Same with people who think i want to eat some onion or something thats sitting on top of a piece of meat..lol..dont people get it?

[ThePunPun]

Have ya got veggie burgers per chance?

Edit: Actually, i imagine most places use the same griddle. Thats why i dont eat veggie burgers at general burger places. Some may call it fussy, but for me i just cannot eat vegetarian food that has been cooked along side meat. Same with people who think i want to eat some onion or something thats sitting on top of a piece of meat..lol..dont people get it?

:DFor you eek, I will create such a magnificent one.......how about a cole slaw sandwich on rye????

....just an add on....... we did do what was known as a " Pun Pun Open Face Soup Sandwich " if you could take the corned beef flavoring...... when we cooked our corned beef,,,,,,, when done the beef would be taken out and additional vegetables would be added to the stock...... thickened a bit , then served on our larger than life homemade rye bread.... you know 2 slices of bread more than fill up the plate then ladle over the veggie carrots, potatos, onions into the top.....

It was really delicious

Just part of our " Fun with Food Section

.....

[Blinky Bill]

1 thing I will say for you you know how to play this forum to get your advertising across

I thought there were forum rules regarding advertising on this forum maybe it depends on who you know not what you know

It was meant as a public service announcement....... where else can you get something like that to eat.?????

Great to see Gonzo doing the Community a service.

Hey Chiangmai1st, go find some other kid to tell tales on. :jerk:

[ThePunPun]

1 thing I will say for you you know how to play this forum to get your advertising across

I thought there were forum rules regarding advertising on this forum maybe it depends on who you know not what you know

It was meant as a public service announcement....... where else can you get something like that to eat.?????

Great to see Gonzo doing the Community a service.

Hey Chiangmai1st, go find some other kid to tell tales on. :jerk:

...... O thank You Lord Blinky...

If some day when we get some customers and are in need of a bouncer, I hope you will be available.

.

and in the meantime, I'll just try and do, in my small and insignificent way, a little good for our wonderful community..

[Ricardo]

Who needs a bouncer, when you've got a riverside-location, just extend a plank of wood over the water (pirate-ship style) and tether a plastic-crocodile in the water at the plank's end !

[ThePunPun]

<BR>Who needs a bouncer, when you've got a riverside-location, just extend a plank of wood over the water (pirate-ship style) and tether a plastic-crocodile in the water at the plank's end ! <IMG class=bbc_emoticon alt= src="http://static.thaivisa.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif"> <IMG class=bbc_emoticon alt= src="http://static.thaivisa.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/cool.gif

[ThePunPun]

Who needs a bouncer, when you've got a riverside-location, just extend a plank of wood over the water (pirate-ship style) and tether a plastic-crocodile in the water at the plank's end !

:Great Idea Ricardo, but......... plastic my a$$

[harrry]

Do you get free water with that burger Gonzo. Or does the free water come when you get an after dinner walk along the plank for exercise.

[ThePunPun]

lol good luck!

Could always rename it the Artery Attacker Death by burger lol.

Please post if anyone actually manages to get that thing down in one sitting!

eek..... just reviewing and all I can say is.......

I just love it when you talk dirty......

[ThePunPun]

Do you get free water with that burger Gonzo. Or does the free water come when you get an after dinner walk along the plank for exercise.

hahaha

both Harry, but your order is reversed...

our friend Kevin is exempted

I love it, walk the plank, then there is no charge for the water.....

555

[blakegeee]

So with the river reference, I am assuming that this is unofficially at the Dukes? Any time limit been established on finishing it yet?

[canuckamuck]

So with the river reference, I am assuming that this is unofficially at the Dukes? Any time limit been established on finishing it yet?

Same river different spot, the burger is available at Pun Pun's guesthouse.

[blakegeee]

Oh ok, the forum sponsor thing also made me think Dukes. So does the Pun Pun's guesthouse do a good regular burger too? If so, how much is it with fries/chips of course? And are the fat or skinny shoestring fries? I know there are already a million burget threads going but I am still always interested in another good burger for a reasonable price!

[harrry]

Oh ok, the forum sponsor thing also made me think Dukes. So does the Pun Pun's guesthouse do a good regular burger too? If so, how much is it with fries/chips of course? And are the fat or skinny shoestring fries? I know there are already a million burget threads going but I am still always interested in another good burger for a reasonable price!

Pun Pun specialises in filling home like food. Not fancy, not pretty but you cannot leave there hungry. Gonzo's burger is filling and good...chips too.

Come to think of it Gonzo isn't that pretty either.

[ThePunPun]

Oh ok, the forum sponsor thing also made me think Dukes. So does the Pun Pun's guesthouse do a good regular burger too? If so, how much is it with fries/chips of course? And are the fat or skinny shoestring fries? I know there are already a million burget threads going but I am still always interested in another good burger for a reasonable price!

Pun Pun specialises in filling home like food. Not fancy, not pretty but you cannot leave there hungry. Gonzo's burger is filling and good...chips too.

Come to think of it Gonzo isn't that pretty either.

blakegee, pay no attention to Harry.....he is the one who thought the Mona Lisa looked sneakey. and as beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, I am very thankful that Harry is not to be-holdin me

.For your potato File, we have :

French Fries [3/8" cuts]

Chips [ the big jumbo size..... actually we cut from a huge baked potato size potato

]Home Fries [ the artery plugging kind fried with onions and green peppers + secret stuff ]

Mashed potatos, [ with or with out gravy ]

Potato Salad [ my favorite at least on given days ]

Baked Potatos [ with a lot of good stuff on em ]

and on some days some diferent things like potato pancakes, the kind that taste all buttery and have the crisp edges.......all this, and more, can be yours blakegeee, ......if the price is right,,,,,,,, blakegeee COM'ON DOWN.

[el jefe]

The Boulud Burger with short ribs and black truffles at DB Bistro Moderne/NYC is now $32 and worth every penny. What's up with asking for a free burger if you can eat it within an hour? Eating contests are about eating a lot and eating fast. The Nathan's hotdog eating contest is over in 15 minutes (it takes over 50 hotdogs to win). Not that I'll complain about getting a free leisurely meal. If you can cook my burger rare to medium-rare, make it as big as you want -- how about a kilo? Feel free to put plenty of onions on too, greasy or not.

<BR><BR><BR>el jefe..... give me your suggestion.... on how long it should take an individual to eat a ' Whopper Whipper ' in an eating contest...... I am giving this some serious thought if there would be any interest out there ...... also any rules you may think appropriate Would like it to be fair to both sides and would really like someone to work extra hard and be able to win

I've watched the Nathan's hotdog eating contest and have participated in chicken wings and pizza eating contests. All contests are set up as to how many __x__ you can eat in a specific (short) period of time, not how fast someone can eat one, even if one of yours is four 1/4 pound burgers. (btw, it shouldn't take more than 3 minutes to eat the Whopper Whipper including the bun.) I'll probably stop by sometime this week for dinner if you want to talk about the rules for your Whopper Whipper Eating Contest. Gonzo, you do know that the first prize in the Nathan's Hotdog Eating Contest is something like 800,000 baht, don't you?

[ThePunPun]

The Boulud Burger with short ribs and black truffles at DB Bistro Moderne/NYC is now $32 and worth every penny. What's up with asking for a free burger if you can eat it within an hour? Eating contests are about eating a lot and eating fast. The Nathan's hotdog eating contest is over in 15 minutes (it takes over 50 hotdogs to win). Not that I'll complain about getting a free leisurely meal. If you can cook my burger rare to medium-rare, make it as big as you want -- how about a kilo? Feel free to put plenty of onions on too, greasy or not.

<BR><BR><BR>el jefe..... give me your suggestion.... on how long it should take an individual to eat a ' Whopper Whipper ' in an eating contest...... I am giving this some serious thought if there would be any interest out there ...... also any rules you may think appropriate Would like it to be fair to both sides and would really like someone to work extra hard and be able to win

I've watched the Nathan's hotdog eating contest and have participated in chicken wings and pizza eating contests. All contests are set up as to how many __x__ you can eat in a specific (short) period of time, not how fast someone can eat one, even if one of yours is four 1/4 pound burgers. (btw, it shouldn't take more than 3 minutes to eat the Whopper Whipper including the bun.) I'll probably stop by sometime this week for dinner if you want to talk about the rules for your Whopper Whipper Eating Contest. Gonzo, you do know that the first prize in the Nathan's Hotdog Eating Contest is something like 800,000 baht, don't you?

Why of course I knew that, and feel it only right that ThePun Pun should do something comparable , size for size.......Why in our first year we may even go as high as 100 baht...... [minus any alka seltzer consumed of course ]

and come to think of it,, now that CM is the second best city of the world, we may have to go as high as 150 B

[blakegeee]

Oh ok, the forum sponsor thing also made me think Dukes. So does the Pun Pun's guesthouse do a good regular burger too? If so, how much is it with fries/chips of course? And are the fat or skinny shoestring fries? I know there are already a million burget threads going but I am still always interested in another good burger for a reasonable price!

Pun Pun specialises in filling home like food. Not fancy, not pretty but you cannot leave there hungry. Gonzo's burger is filling and good...chips too.

Come to think of it Gonzo isn't that pretty either.

blakegee, pay no attention to Harry.....he is the one who thought the Mona Lisa looked sneakey. and as beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, I am very thankful that Harry is not to be-holdin me

.For your potato File, we have :

French Fries [3/8" cuts]

Chips [ the big jumbo size..... actually we cut from a huge baked potato size potato

]Home Fries [ the artery plugging kind fried with onions and green peppers + secret stuff ]

Mashed potatos, [ with or with out gravy ]

Potato Salad [ my favorite at least on given days ]

Baked Potatos [ with a lot of good stuff on em ]

and on some days some diferent things like potato pancakes, the kind that taste all buttery and have the crisp edges.......all this, and more, can be yours blakegeee, ......if the price is right,,,,,,,, blakegeee COM'ON DOWN.

Hmmm, very convincing. I just ate dinner before your reply (Spanky's BBQ Pork Sandwich) but I will definitely be by in the near future, next time I crave ahaan farang.

[sabaijai]

$150 Burger from Chef Daniel Bolud`s DB Bistro Moderne/NYC. Composed of an exterior of ground sirloin with a filling of boned short ribs braised in red wine, foie gras, black truffle and a mirepoix of root vegetables. The homemade bun is topped with toasted parmesan and layered with fresh horseradish mayonnaise, tomato confit, fresh tomato and frisée lettuce.

The burger prescriptivists ain't gonna like it, but it sounds delicious. Unfortunately it's way out of my price bracket.

[Ulysses G.]

It sounds more like REALLY good meatloaf, but I would love to try it (for maybe $20 U.S.)

[Ricardo]

Gonzo, do you need a 2nd-hand fork-lift truck, to deliver your mega-burger to-the-table ? I'm afraid that some of your helpful staff might otherwise rupture themselves !

[Gonzo the Face]

Gonzo, do you need a 2nd-hand fork-lift truck, to deliver your mega-burger to-the-table ? I'm afraid that some of your helpful staff might otherwise rupture themselves !

U mean Lupture ????

they are all trained to know if they can't carry it,,,,,, nibble around the edges until you can

[witold]

That's not a burger, that is a sub!   Burgers are round!