How Can I Vanquish My Redness?

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Like all prolific posters, I love this forum and by being a prolific poster and a provocative conversationist with occasionally strong opinions, it goes without saying that statistically I will get the occasional red card from a mod.

It is also because of my nature that members and mods alike with either have a strong like or dislike for me and sometimes I have had my warning level raised by being plain stupid which is fair enough, and more recently I have had it raised by starting a controversial topic which a small minority may have found offensive.

I don't think Thailand is a suitable environment for those of us farangs who are easily offended, especially by a persons beliefs, so I was surprised to have been recently 'punished' for stating a view upon a subject that had had a negative impact on my life.

I understand that comments which could be offensive to Thailand are forbidden and I have never deliberatly pushed my luck so to speak or had any desire to irritate or be seen as bad news by ANY of the mods, the silent ones included.

If certain mods have a personal issue with me, their personal views should not affect their moderator powers in any way, and I'm not talking about Wolfie here, he and I get on each others nerves at times but there's no underlying animosity there - I'm just hoping that I can be confident in future that the forum I try to be loyal too will continue to be fair.

I am lucky to have had the freedom I have here and I accept that I am a penis at times, but my main priority now is to ask you how I can reduce my warning level back to zero - if that's possible.

I have not smoked for two weeks and apparently if I stick at it for long enough then it will be as if I'd never smoked, however, I couldn't stop posting for that long, ThaiVisa is the only routine I have in my topsy turvey life.

So can it be done?

Can I bury the hatchet with my secret enemies?

Just remember that I'm not always what I come across as but I don't always know which side to portray and sometimes I am better off acting the clown than I am being serious.

[The_Moog]

Don't you realize that your Fan Club likes the original unadulterated version.

Why are you pandering pathetically to the figures of Authority merely for the survival of an internet handle that can be reinvented and reregistered at will.

A bowdlerized version just doesn't 'get my wild up'. (to quote Jule and Sand)

I'd rather that you died young in a drug fuelled pile-up than played Vegas.

Kapisch!?

[pluto_manibo]

Forget about it!! Handle all criticism Gotti style....

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Don't tempt him.

[tuky]

I am lucky to have had the freedom I have here and I accept that I am a penis at times, but my main priority now is to ask you how I can reduce my warning level back to zero - if that's possible.

That would have covered it

Why are you pandering pathetically to the figures of Authority merely for the survival of an internet handle that can be reinvented and reregistered at will.

If he lost his TV handle, what would he call his band?

Just keep on keeping on TGS, keep your noce clean and your redness will disappear, failing that try penicillin

[The Gentleman Scamp]

How great is tukylieth?

[tuky]

How great is tukylieth? 

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couldn't help myself mate, I think someone dropped something in my coffee

[Thomas_Merton]

Let’s talk puppies, shall we (in acknowledgement to any flamers)?

Scamp you are like a small puppy - constantly amusing us with your antics and insights. Sometimes you jump up a little too much and receive a gentle slap from those in authority.

Other times you p*ss and sh*t in the wrong places, getting your nose rubbed in it and thrown outside for a few moments.

You have many gifts which you are slowly learning to deploy not only in an amusing fashion, but also in an effective and intelligent way, challenging a lot of the more conservative views held by many of Thaivisa’s members.

So long as you remain original and erudite your redness will gradually disappear and you will undoubtedly retain your full rights in Thaivisa.

You have real talent, unlike the Moog, who still thinks cynicism, p*ssing, sh*ting (and mainly fukcing) are worthy substitutes for wit and originality.

[RamdomChances]

I like the Moog he's funny

[Jockstar]

I like the Moog he's funny

Same. Hey Scampy did i see you in a pic in the Post today at the G8 rally in Edinburgh?

[The_Moog]

You have chosen to ignore Thomas_Merton. View this post · Un-ignore Thomas_Merton

Is he saying anything other than the usual embittered, old codger drivel from faraway lands? If so, someone please advise.

[bkkmadness]

It's pretty much the usual Moog.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Let’s talk puppies, shall we (in acknowledgement to any flamers)?

Scamp you are like a small puppy - constantly amusing us with your antics and insights. Sometimes you jump up a little too much and receive a gentle slap from those in authority.

Other times you p*ss and sh*t in the wrong places, getting your nose rubbed in it and thrown outside for a few moments.

[chuchok]

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Is he saying anything other than the usual embittered, old codger drivel from faraway lands? If so, someone please advise.

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You can hit the not ignore button if you really want to have a look.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Genius is often misunderstood Scamp

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Genius is often misunderstood Scamp

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..As are many of your one liners.

[Darknight]

Genius is often misunderstood Scamp

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..As are many of your one liners.

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Oeps and i thougth you wanted to go green again scamps

[The_Eye_Of_Sauron]

I'm a 'famous member'

Here's a song what I wrote ( to the tune of "Engerland Engerland Engerland, here we go here we go here we go"

Gentleman Scamp, Gentleman Scamp,Gentleman Scamp,

Gentleman Scamp, Gentleman Scamp,Gentleman Sca - amp,

Gentleman Scamp, Gentleman Scamp,Gentleman Scamp,

Gentleman .......Scamp, Gentle - man Scamp.

You get the idea. I like the lyrics, but the tune needs a bit of work.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Genius is often misunderstood Scamp

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..As are many of your one liners.

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Oeps and i thougth you wanted to go green again scamps

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Well I recycle my plastic and I use public transport...

Etc...

And...

Nevermind.

Edited July 8, 2005 by The Gentleman Scamp

[meadish_sweetball]

Yo, yo, yo.

You're surfin on mah wave

(When will you find the right Scamplitude)

you're a free man not a slave

(though you're sickeningly pale when nud_e) [well... it has to rhyme ]

you're a thinker, you're a drinker

and your present location is a real fish-stinker

You waste away here on the web

(When will you find your home, scampster boy)

And your sphincter's turnin' red

(It's farmer Giles and all 'is homies, woy)

But your real mission, should be a grander vision

Don't let ya' life's days wain away in indecision

Yo.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Genius is often misunderstood Scamp

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..As are many of your one liners.

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You seem a bit intent to shake off any support you get here at all. Shaky since tossing the ciggies ?

[Jai Dee]

Yo, yo, yo.

You're surfin on mah wave

(When will you find the right Scamplitude)

you're a free man not a slave

(though you're sickeningly pale when nud_e) [well... it has to rhyme ]

you're a thinker, you're a drinker

and your present location is a real fish-stinker

You waste away here on the web

(When will you find your home, scampster boy)

And your sphincter's turnin' red

(It's farmer Giles and all 'is homies, woy)

But your real mission, should be a grander vision

Don't let ya' life's days wain away in indecision

Yo. 

Great stuff meadish!

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Yo, yo, yo.

You're surfin on mah wave

(When will you find the right Scamplitude)

you're a free man not a slave

(though you're sickeningly pale when nud_e) [well... it has to rhyme ]

you're a thinker, you're a drinker

and your present location is a real fish-stinker

You waste away here on the web

(When will you find your home, scampster boy)

And your sphincter's turnin' red

(It's farmer Giles and all 'is homies, woy)

But your real mission, should be a grander vision

Don't let ya' life's days wain away in indecision

Yo. 

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Excellent Meadish! You're giving me a run for my money.

You seem a bit intent to shake off any support you get here at all.

The fact that you have showed support for me at times is a compliment Doc, but was I wrong in saying that we are both misunderstood at times?

Perhaps my last comment was misunderstood.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

[britmaveric]

Doc- uh you know Scampy - he is what he is love or hate em!!!

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Doc- uh you know Scampy - he is what he is love or hate em!!!

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He's up and down like a bar girls panties.

[Axel]

He's up and down like a bar girls panties.

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That fast?

One wouldn't have thought so considering the length of some of his posts, which however, can be amusing.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Prozac at noon and Valium at 12.30

[Jockstar]

Doc- uh you know Scampy - he is what he is love or hate em!!!

He's up and down like a bar girls panties.

How would you know?

[The_Moog]

Prozac at noon and Valium at 12.30

Wouldn't that cocktail just make you feel dozy all the time?