glitterman Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 The Almighty and Powerful Wizard is back with this article [D], from ME, bored yet are YE, well you will BE. [what a great poet i am and all] Just like Soi Buakao another interesting road is South Pattaya Road. Interesting at least from the sea to the junction of Third road. On this road you can drive by very closely to a crowded food market and see many Thais squashed together tightly, which, just like picking their noses in public seems to be a national past time for them. Having no sinful beer bars, 3rd road is an excellent road for shopping on. I am a frequent visitor to 'Friendship Supermarket' for my gold ribbons and effects, to an inner market fabric store for my Goldenman coats and cape material, a lighting shop for my thousands of cable ties, a motorcycle/bicycle shop for emergency repairs , a bead shop for my gold beads, and at the junction with 3rd road a traditional Thai costume shop where i bought my very first yellow osterich feather which ended up on my hat. You computer nerds may favour the I.T.com computer center, but i prefer that stores basement where there is a general hardwear/tool shop. A few years ago 3rd road was completely re-tarmacked....wonderful......well for a short time at least. As within a few months of finishing the entire road was dug up again, probally to lay cables. Then re-surfaced yet again. Unfortunately this last surface badly rippled with 6 inch pits and hills over the entire road, making it one of the worse conditioned roads in Pattaya. I am continually bouncing away, up and down on my two beautiful bicycles day and night, it quite takes my breath away. Sometimes Pattaya's overbearing sinful sleeeaze gets too much for me, and so i do like to pop into Wat Chi temple [ however it is spelt]. Inside there is a wonderful huge fish pond full of hungry fish and turtles, where i love to feed them with my banana. .........And so, cycling slowly along Beach Road, the Great Golden Glitterman did see many people running towards him from the beach. 'Whats going on here, i wonder?, they must like that article i wrote in the forums last night, typical reaction'. I thought. "Save us, save us oh Great Golden Glitterman, there is a Tsunami coming." cried and shouted the panicked people. "You are our only hope". So the Golden Glitterman stopped his golden beautiful bicycle and got off and smiled at the people with that beautiful Goldenman smile and said calmly; "Fear not, for i am the Great Golden Glitterman, and i will save you all, for you are without sin". And so the Golden Glitterman walked slowly onto the sand and down to the sea, then stopped and raised both of his white gloved hands and shouted; "BE STILL, BACK, BACK, BACK spawn of satin, for thou will not cometh here, return from whence you came oh evil one, the great Golden Glitterman commands thee." And with that the 100 foot high wall of water stopped still and returned to the sea, and all the people were saved......all except everyone on Walking Street, where all the rentable girls, dirty old men, alcoholics, television watchers, football fans, ladyboys, gay men, forums Grumpy Mens Club [Yes you again], road spitters, drug users and wild dogs were washed out to sea and never seen again. "HOORAAY, HOORAAY" shouted all the good people to the Great Golden Glitterman, and Pattaya City rejoiced for 40 days and 40 nights. After which another huge golden statue of the Golden Glitterman was was erected outside the Royal Garden Plaza next to the recent other one. Where beautiful women would lay flowers at their golden feet and kiss these huge golden erections. ..........And so from that day on the good people of Pattaya always knew that whenever a great disaster was just about to occur, then the Great Golden Glitterman would always suspiciously be there too. No mention of cheese from the moon in this one...until now. Coming soon yet more stuff rather simular to this one. The Royal Glitterman hath Spoken......no need to say 'AND GONE BYE BYEs', as i am bored with that bit already. I can not get BIG photos on here anymore, new hotmail system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crypt36 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Well that was a rather amusing read about stuff oh so familiar, except that marriage would be the bigger sin than attending Walking Street for you know what you want was really just that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halljimbo Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 sad man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halljimbo Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 sad man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil B Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philliphn Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 We praise the Golden Glitterman for saving Pattaya from the tsunami. Great joy haveth we from his Pulitzer Prize winning articles. His words of wisdom are without measure. We place garlands of bananas and rounds of moon cheese at the feet of his golden erections in front of the Royal Garden Plaza. We burnish his golden erections with gold foil as a sign of our respect and admiration. We ask that his golden holiness return the rentable women to the sacred city of Pattaya. So that we may meditate on them about the golden erections. We sing and dance and consume mass quantaties of refreshments. Help us oh Golden Majestic one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinxy1128 Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 I'll have what ever he's having !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coutsa Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Wasnt the Glitterman saying goodbye just recently?? Its sad that he didnt mean it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Armed police costantly have to be aware that some people who do not have the bravery to commit suicide will taunt them until somone finally shoots them. Is Glitterman one of those people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soihok Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 GM.. Why don't you start a topic on "Why GM never replies in his own threads!" You really have had a hard time down walking street eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soihok Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Ever cycled down Soi 6 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Osborne Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boater Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 i think glitterman sums up pattaya in one sentance here And with that the 100 foot high wall of water stopped still and returned to the sea, and all the people were saved......all except everyone on Walking Street, where all the rentable girls, dirty old men, alcoholics, television watchers, football fans, ladyboys, gay men, forums Grumpy Mens Club [Yes you again], road spitters, drug users and wild dogs were washed out to sea and never seen again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millionair Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 i din't wanted to reply this stupid post,but cant stop my self. GM its enough now.please stop have some mercy on TV members, why don't you open your own blog or find some other forum to post your remaining 35 bull shit thoughts. just another question,what do you do for surviving?do you work?if not then from where the money is coming for your smoke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millionair Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Sometimes Pattaya's overbearing sinful sleeeaze gets too much for me, and so i do like to pop into Wat Chi temple [ however it is spelt]. Inside there is a wonderful huge fish pond full of hungry fish and turtles, where i love to feed them with my banana. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moo9 Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 He is even mixing up 3rd Road with Pattaya Tai. I am not aware of a Friendship Market on Sai Sam... Well something wrong with the stuff he takes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil B Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 He is even mixing up 3rd Road with Pattaya Tai. I am not aware of a Friendship Market on Sai Sam... Well something wrong with the stuff he takes. My be it is he has not taken his medication? I wonder if they have noticed him missing yet??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 I reckon glitterman is a step ahead of you all.....just how many of you were gonna miss his threads?.....hehe don't deny it.......and still they bite! This guy could write almost anything now and get 2 or 3 pages worth of replies. Fascinating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sohn Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 They let you out of rehab again!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
473geo Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Yep here they are again Glitterman your very own fan club in the front row............... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 (edited) The bit about holding back the tsunami reminded me of the story of the English King Canute, who tried (but failed) to hold back the waves. Of course Canute is the modern version of his name which, in Anglo-Saxon English, was <deleted>. Later, this led to the famous phrase "What a stupid <deleted>" Remind you of anyone? Edited August 4, 2010 by chickenslegs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxxx Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 wow thai visa is serious business... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieflowers Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Well, leave him alone, I think it was really funny but mind I am blonde!!!!!! Gave me a laugh anyway. I will be looking out for him on the streets for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asianrider Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 GM needs to avail himself to one of Pattaya's many 24hr pharmacies, and take some pills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevozman1 Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 A resident of Pattaya who does not like the girly bars............. controversial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil B Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Wish people would stop "bumping" this thread and let it die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 (edited) Wish people would stop "bumping" this thread and let it die. Dam_n! Where is that irony emoticon? Edited August 7, 2010 by chickenslegs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Wish people would stop "bumping" this thread and let it die. Dam_n! Where is that irony emoticon? why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barryofthailand Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 Glitterman, . PM me and I'll give you an invitation to g mail, and you'll be able to upload your pics in a larger size. Barry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 Wish people would stop "bumping" this thread and let it die. Dam_n! Where is that irony emoticon? why? The irony is that, by posting that comment, harrry was 'bumping' the thread (something he was requesting others not to do). The double-irony was that, by replying to harrry's post, I was 'bumping' the thread (which I would not have done if I had not read harrry's post). There is a triple irony - but I'll let you work that one out for yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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