Superman calls to Lois Lane, "Lois come in here a second! I want you to see something."
Lois comes into the room and says, "What is it?"
Superman points across the room at their dog, whom he has dressed up with glasses and a tie.
Lois says, "... who the hell is that?"
My missus said to me on our 50th wedding anniversary,
"I'd sure like you to do what you did on our wedding day. "
"I won't be able to, " I replied, "that bridesmaid died last year. "
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