The Apology Thread!

[Jeff1]

I'd like to apologise for never being wrong about anything. Ever.

i use one similar to that.

I know everything about everything thats worth knowing and anything i dont know obviously isnt worth knowing

I'd like to apologise in advance.......

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Can't appologise about anything till youv'e had an argument, now does anybody want a five minute one or the full half hour?

I  have had (well not HAD)to make appologies in the past to TV posters, and I have always found that we have ended up pretty good freinds, bit like the fights we had at school, seems I was always fighting those who turned out to be my best mates from then on. (Except Paul Jackson-I still dont like him, ) hope his wig blows off in a gale

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You are coming good I see TP

[Boon Mee]

Apologies are great so long as not taken to extremes like these folks are doing!

[siamesekitty]

I'd like to apologize for being beautiful and breaking the hearts of so many men...

[Nickerelastic]

Erm.......... may I apologise for my ignorant posts

[Jockstar]

Erm.......... may I apologise for my ignorant posts

You can and its about time as most of your posts are &lt;deleted&gt;.

Sorry. I apologise. I didnt mean that.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Did the demon whisky get you Jock ?

[Jockstar]

Did the demon whisky get you Jock ? 

No whisky doc. Beer and vodka last night. Still pissed. Hair of the dog is the go right now.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

The sun is over the yardarm hereabouts. Go for it Jock.

[britmaveric]

I'd like to apologize for being beautiful and breaking the hearts of so many men... 

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Beyond your control darling, no apologies necessary!!!

Edited July 16, 2005 by britmaveric

[Jockstar]

The sun is over the yardarm hereabouts. Go for it Jock. 

Do i have a drink problem?

Yes. This fukcinmg beer is nearly finished and i have no more in the fridge. Thats a big problem. Unless the missus runs down or calls down stairs for more.

[chuchok]

The sun is over the yardarm hereabouts. Go for it Jock.  

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Do i have a drink problem?

Yes. This fukcinmg beer is nearly finished and i have no more in the fridge. Thats a big problem. Unless the missus runs down or calls down stairs for more.

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Good reason to shoot her if she doesn't.

sorry

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Call out of the window to a motorbike boy. For a little money all will be yours my lad

[Jockstar]

I've got a minimart below my place and they deliver for an extra 5 baht!

[chuchok]

Call out of the window to a motorbike boy. For a little money all will be yours my lad 

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With that accent........

[Jockstar]

Call out of the window to a motorbike boy. For a little money all will be yours my lad

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With that accent........

You didn't say sorry.

[chuchok]

Call out of the window to a motorbike boy. For a little money all will be yours my lad

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With that accent........

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You didn't say sorry.

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sorry

Edited July 16, 2005 by chuchok

[dr_Pat_Pong]

If it wasn't for the addiction component, the extra 5 baht delivery, extracted from a Scot sporran couldn't happen

[Jockstar]

If it wasn't for the addiction component, the extra 5 baht delivery, extracted from a Scot sporran couldn't happen

The missus pays. To save her walking.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Oh...... Missus Jocko McThai. You earlier indicated that she was reluctant to walk the walk

[chuchok]

If it wasn't for the addiction component, the extra 5 baht delivery, extracted from a Scot sporran couldn't happen

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A sad but almost true story about Jockstar.

Late one evening he was leaving the pub after a skinfull.being a little short on money, he only bought a hip flask of whisky and poped it into his pocket.Just as he walked to cross the road he was hit by a motor bike.lying on the road he immediatly felt for the dampness in his pocket and exclaimed "christ, I hope that's blood"

sorry JS...

Edited July 16, 2005 by chuchok

[Boon Mee]

I'd like to apologize for being beautiful and breaking the hearts of so many men... 

Does Leith know?

[dr_Pat_Pong]

If it wasn't for the addiction component, the extra 5 baht delivery, extracted from a Scot sporran couldn't happen

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A sad but almost true story about Jockstar.

Late one evening he was leaving the pub after a skinfull.being a little short on money, he only bought a hip flask of whisky and poped it into his pocket.Just as he walked to cross the road he was hit by a motor bike.lying on the road he immediatly felt for the dampness in his pocket and exclaimed "christ, I hope that's blood"

sorry JS...

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[Thetyim]

The missus pays.

WAKE UP

She pays with your money

[Jockstar]

The missus pays.

WAKE UP

She pays with your money

No she doesnt. She earns more than me.

[Jockstar]

If it wasn't for the addiction component, the extra 5 baht delivery, extracted from a Scot sporran couldn't happen

A sad but almost true story about Jockstar.

Late one evening he was leaving the pub after a skinfull.being a little short on money, he only bought a hip flask of whisky and poped it into his pocket.Just as he walked to cross the road he was hit by a motor bike.lying on the road he immediatly felt for the dampness in his pocket and exclaimed "christ, I hope that's blood"

sorry JS...

[Jimmy in Bangkok]

The missus pays.

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WAKE UP

She pays with your money

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How true and well said Thetyim.

I'll also say sorry to both LivinLOS and thaibebop for maybe getting a bit over the top and taking it all a bit too seriously. Please except my applolgy gentlemen as no offence was intended.

Jockstar,

A great idea and thanks for starting it mate

[Jockstar]

The missus pays.

WAKE UP

She pays with your money

How true and well said Thetyim.

I'll also say sorry to both LivinLOS and thaibebop for maybe getting a bit over the top and taking it all a bit too seriously. Please except my applolgy gentlemen as no offence was intended.

Jockstar,

A great idea and thanks for starting it mate

Thanks jimmy. You're not Scottish are you?

[dr_Pat_Pong]

The missus pays.

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WAKE UP

She pays with your money

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No she doesnt. She earns more than me.

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It figgers

[Jimmy in Bangkok]

The missus pays.

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WAKE UP

She pays with your money

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How true and well said Thetyim.

I'll also say sorry to both LivinLOS and thaibebop for maybe getting a bit over the top and taking it all a bit too seriously. Please except my applolgy gentlemen as no offence was intended.

Jockstar,

A great idea and thanks for starting it mate

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Thanks jimmy. You're not Scottish are you?

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No sorry to dissapoint you there Jockstar I'm an Aussie mate.