IanForbes Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!' 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. 'OLD' IS WHEN... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 'OLD' IS WHEN.... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 'OLD' IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police . 'OLD' IS WHEN.. 'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today. 'OLD' IS WHEN.... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.. 'OLD' IS WHEN... An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom. 'OLD' IS WHEN.... You're not sure if these are facts or jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antony77 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 I think the post is very silly. How old do you mean by old? I am 80 and have none of the problems mentioned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 I think the post is very silly. How old do you mean by old? I am 80 and have none of the problems mentioned The list left off something about losing your sense of humor apparently 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropicalevo Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 (edited) My personal favourite is 'OLD IS WHEN' "Happy Hour" is having a nap or 'OLD IS WHEN' The only thing that gets hard is your arteries Edited September 29, 2010 by Tropicalevo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJIC Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Old is when you still keep eying up the Pretty Girls, but cant Remember why! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanForbes Posted September 29, 2010 Author Share Posted September 29, 2010 I think the post is very silly. How old do you mean by old? I am 80 and have none of the problems mentioned I guess you're not old yet. Some people are old at 50. Others aren't old until they are on their death bed. I'm still doing the things I did when I was 20, and in some cases better, and I'm almost 71. It just takes me longer to do them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 I think the post is very silly. How old do you mean by old? I am 80 and have none of the problems mentioned I guess you're not old yet. Some people are old at 50. Others aren't old until they are on their death bed. I'm still doing the things I did when I was 20, and in some cases better, and I'm almost 71. It just takes me longer to do them. ...It just takes me longer to do them. Oh, if only... I enjoyed your little sub-thread elsewhere about standing up on the bus - it was in the "helpful hints to save money" thread... perhaps Clare "nofridge"... would like to check that out for hints... SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterbigeyes Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 My personal favourite is 'OLD IS WHEN' "Happy Hour" is having a nap or 'OLD IS WHEN' The only thing that gets hard is your arteries LOL nice additions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyb789 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 I keep waking up at 7am, regardless of what time I went to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardjm65 Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 OLD IS WHEN you go to a go-go bar and watch the Rumble In The Jungle fight (for the nth time) on the silent TV and ignore that gorgeous pole dancer who's got her butt rotating just about in your face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johntou Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Old is when...it takes time and plenty of grunting and groaning just to get up out of the armchair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanForbes Posted October 11, 2010 Author Share Posted October 11, 2010 I enjoyed your little sub-thread elsewhere about standing up on the bus - it was in the "helpful hints to save money" thread... perhaps Clare "nofridge"... would like to check that out for hints... SC I still enjoy standing on busses, even when there are seats available. It's kind of an exercise thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onnut Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Old is taking a crap like clockwork at 6 am every morning. But not waking up until 7 am! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carmine Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Old is taking a crap like clockwork at 6 am every morning. But not waking up until 7 am! Not bad that!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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