Reality is only an illusion

That occurs due to a lack of alcohol

Don't sweat the petty things.

Don't pet the sweaty things

I am a Nobody.

Nobody is Perfect.

Therefore I am Perfect

I have kleptomania,

But when it gets bad,

I take something for it.

Heaven is Where:

The Police are British,

The Chefs are Italian,

The Mechanics are German,

The Lovers are French and

It's all organized by the Swiss.

hel_l is Where:

The Police are German,

The Chefs are British,

The Mechanics are French,

The Lovers are Swiss and

It's all organized by the Italians

The statement below is true.

The statement above is false

I like the t-shirts

Thanks Robby!