Hand Job

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A guy walks into a pub in Pattaya and sees a sign hanging over the bar:

Cheese Sandwich: ฿150

Chicken Sandwich: ฿200

Hand Job: ฿500

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive bar maids serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

'Yes,' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'

'I was wondering,' whispers the man, 'are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?'

'Yes,' she purrs, 'I am.'

The man replies: 'Well, wash your hands, I want a chicken sandwich.