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A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: 'Your butt is getting really big, I mean reeeally big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.'

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

'Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!'

The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off 'What's wrong?' he asks. ............

She answers:

'Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill

for one little sausage?'

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