My Girlfriend Doesn'T Speak English

[Naam]

My misses speaks really good english. I wish she didnt

count your blessings! even after 31 years of marriage Mrs Naam never dropped the bad habit of bitching once in a while about my grammar or pronunciation.

[neverdie]

^shes a very patient woman that mrs naam

[Boater]

My misses speaks really good english. I wish she didnt

would agree with you on that one, wish my missus didnt speak at all

[neverdie]

My misses speaks really good english. I wish she didnt

would agree with you on that one, wish my missus didnt speak at all

Years ago when I was married to that other one, she use to talk alot, drove me nuts, talk about nothing and then talk about it again.

Sometimes when I was doing something she would approach me and I would look up at her and say, "Please don't" She'd always reply, "Please don't what" and I would reply, "Speak". It use to pisse her right off, but then she would start talking crap again. In the later years of our marriage I was injured & initially my hearing went virtually completely. I was at the doctors one day and he said, "Hopefully we'll be able to help you get your hearing back". I replied, "What in fcuks name did I ever do to you? "

Over time, my hearing improved, however I made sure I didnt tell her about it

Ohh, anyway, eventually she got the hint & moved on. A couple of years ago she ran away with my best friend. They were hard times, geeze I miss him.

Edited December 27, 2010 by neverdie