neverdie Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Oh.... And I nominate myself as the best poster in the history of the internet. Anything less and it will definitely be a fix! I second that vote & eagerly await my cheque Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fookhaht Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Oh.... And I nominate myself as the best poster in the history of the internet. Anything less and it will definitely be a fix! Glitterman posting under a second nic, I presume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Oh.... And I nominate myself as the best poster in the history of the internet. Anything less and it will definitely be a fix! Glitterman posting under a second nic, I presume? I resemblance between the two is striking, I must admit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
473geo Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 we need a poll......but we should not be allowed to see who voted, or how many votes each person has attributed to them, or if the votes were good or bad......the votes should all be coded the colour white, white for positive, white for negative, that way we don't offend anybody....... Then we just ignore the poll and announce any old winner that we think fit anyway....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 we need a poll......but we should not be allowed to see who voted, or how many votes each person has attributed to them, or if the votes were good or bad......the votes should all be coded the colour white, white for positive, white for negative, that way we don't offend anybody....... Then we just ignore the poll and announce any old winner that we think fit anyway....... You are election commission material Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 we need a poll......but we should not be allowed to see who voted, or how many votes each person has attributed to them, or if the votes were good or bad......the votes should all be coded the colour white, white for positive, white for negative, that way we don't offend anybody....... Then we just ignore the poll and announce any old winner that we think fit anyway....... You are election commission material Why say the winner has to be fit? Fit for what? I say we find a winner who is rich......stupid....and incredibly generous!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM1955 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Transams' right. There are too many on here who will take it personally and throw a strop if they don;t get mentioned or feel left out. Bitch fights will start and the whole thing will degenerate into a cock waving match. Some will probably even be sad enough to open up duplicate accounts to nominate themselves, and even if that didn't happen the accusations will still be flying. Unfortunately there are too many who take internet forums, and themselves, way too seriously. Doing a pretty good impersonation of a guy that takes this far too seriously yourself old flower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM1955 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I'll nominate Neverdie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I'll nominate Neverdie. In which category? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I'll nominate Neverdie. I'm trying to think back over all the years GM & ponder what it is that I said to upset you for you to nominate me for 'something' ..... & naturally I am now very nervous as the cateogry is determined Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonrakers Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I'll nominate Neverdie. I'm trying to think back over all the years GM & ponder what it is that I said to upset you for you to nominate me for 'something' ..... & naturally I am now very nervous as the cateogry is determined I nominate neverdie for the 'people who cannot negotiate a flight of stairs' category! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I'll nominate Neverdie. I'm trying to think back over all the years GM & ponder what it is that I said to upset you for you to nominate me for 'something' ..... & naturally I am now very nervous as the cateogry is determined I nominate neverdie for the 'people who cannot negotiate a flight of stairs' category! Well thankyou sir, I have the broken shoulder to support that award.....fekkkin thang (tis bin acting up again lately, me thinks old age is starting to kick in) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I'll nominate Neverdie. I'm trying to think back over all the years GM & ponder what it is that I said to upset you for you to nominate me for 'something' ..... & naturally I am now very nervous as the cateogry is determined Don't worry ol' chum, I know where he is coming from, you above all are the most level headed, thoughtful guy on the forum. an accolade l bow to. No not been on the chang, ooops, yes l have. Whether someone upsets or annoys you, you can be sure where you stand in THEIR thoughts, a cut above. I checked most of those words in the dictionary (kind sir) and none of them seem to match up with the other words that people use to describe me :jap: I've never won an award before (or been nominated for one) .......so it seems now that I have been nominated we should close the thread before someone else more suitable is located (shouldnt be hard) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I checked most of those words in the dictionary (kind sir) and none of them seem to match up with the other words that people use to describe me :jap: I've never won an award before (or been nominated for one) .......so it seems now that I have been nominated we should close the thread before someone else more suitable is located (shouldnt be hard) Crikey, we can add the award for most modest poster too. You can dish out a joke and take one back. I don't care if the rumours are true, you're alright mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I checked most of those words in the dictionary (kind sir) and none of them seem to match up with the other words that people use to describe me :jap: I've never won an award before (or been nominated for one) .......so it seems now that I have been nominated we should close the thread before someone else more suitable is located (shouldnt be hard) Crikey, we can add the award for most modest poster too. You can dish out a joke and take one back. I don't care if the rumours are true, you're alright mate. hey there, whats this, "take one in the back" thing about ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 (edited) I checked most of those words in the dictionary (kind sir) and none of them seem to match up with the other words that people use to describe me :jap: I've never won an award before (or been nominated for one) .......so it seems now that I have been nominated we should close the thread before someone else more suitable is located (shouldnt be hard) Crikey, we can add the award for most modest poster too. You can dish out a joke and take one back. I don't care if the rumours are true, you're alright mate. hey there, whats this, "take one in the back" thing about ? That wasn't one of the rumours, but we can always start another.. Take one anywhere you like. Just don't take it home to mother. Edited December 7, 2010 by ballpoint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 geeze u blokes - stop it, ur making me blush and i still aint going to swallow, you hear me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 ^In that case I nominate you as an 'indian giver' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 ^In that case I nominate you as an 'indian giver' Is that 'cos he's trying to curry favour? Anyway, what would you do with an Indian if he gave you one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonrakers Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 ^In that case I nominate you as an 'indian giver' Is that 'cos he's trying to curry favour? Anyway, what would you do with an Indian if he gave you one? What a phall attempt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 ^In that case I nominate you as an 'indian giver' Is that 'cos he's trying to curry favour? Anyway, what would you do with an Indian if he gave you one? What a phall attempt! It lives and breathes......i posted some hooters for you in bedlam, smb of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonrakers Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 And lubbly jubblies they are too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 (edited) I thought so tranny am doesnt like jubblies tho, so don't mention it to him. okay? Edited December 7, 2010 by neverdie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 (edited) Here's how it could work: STAGE 1 – The mods select 5 categories. (Why the mods? – Because categories such as 'Member I would most like to punch in the face' would be unacceptable. The mods would make sure we have categories such as 'Most amusing poster', Most interesting topic starter', and 'Best use of a dancing chicken in an avatar" STAGE 2 – A time window of (say 7 days) is allowed for TV members to nominate one person in each of the 1-5 categories. Anyone joining after 5 December 2010 is not allowed to vote (to prevent creating multiple memberships in order to influence the vote). STAGE 3 – Someone (with too much time on their hands) examines each post and counts the nominations, sending the top 3 nominees in each category through to the finals. STAGE 4 – Jingthing is asked to create a poll where members can vote for one nominee in each category. A window of (say 7 days) is allowed for voting. STAGE 5 – The winners are announced with all due pomp. Losers start a new topic entitled "5 reasons why I hate everyone on Thaivisa", or "Why I am leaving Thailand (you bastards!)". Edited December 7, 2010 by chickenslegs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forethat Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 categories such as 'Member I would most like to punch in the face' Come on now, I've already won that category by a mile. Or as JurgenG choose to put it:after a few minutes of your conversation, it's getting really difficult to control the urge to slap you Careful, you might ruin your nails! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 (edited) So what do the 5 winners get? ( a naked body slide from George won't cut the mustard ) Edited December 7, 2010 by neverdie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonrakers Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Did Jurgen not think through the logistics of slapping somebody over an internet forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 ^maybe forethat and jurgen post from the same room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forethat Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Did Jurgen not thinkCome on, be realistic now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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