Losing Weight the Fun Way

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It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the calorific value of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent....................... 12 Calories

Without her consent.................... 187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands........................ 8 Calories

With one hand.......................... 12 Calories

With your teeth........................ 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection....................... 6 Calories

Without an erection.................... 315 Calories

FOREPLAY:

Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories

Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary............................. 12 Calories

69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories

69 standing up......................... 112 Calories

Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories

Doggy Style............................ 326 Calories

Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories

ORGASMING:

Real................................... 112 Calories

False.................................. 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories

Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:

20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories

30-39 years............................ 80 Calories

40-49 years............................ 124 Calories

50-59 years............................ 972 Calories

60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories

70 and over......................... Results are still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:

Calmly................................. 32 Calories

In a hurry............................. 98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories

Without her consent.................... 187 Calories

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Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:

Calmly................................. 32 Calories

In a hurry............................. 98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories w00t.gif w00t.gif w00t.gif

what about with her husband / boyfreind at the door??????

boyfreind at the door........................... 4000 Calories

with her husband at the door ............... 5000 Calories

LOL

Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories

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I'm just a poor wee inocent lad, what the h@ll is this position

Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories

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I'm just a poor wee inocent lad, what the h@ll is this position

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i have no idea about that position, but after google ....ahem ...seemmmmm good for exercise ..and must be working in the circus then we can do it (look like kinky spider by the way)

Italian Chandelier

Oh dear. Is that what an Italian Chandelier is?

btw, I've got a friend who'd like to know how to remove a 240w bulb from out his ass? He says it's not the screw-in type.

Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories

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I'm just a poor wee inocent lad, what the h@ll is this position

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i have no idea about that position, but after google ....ahem ...seemmmmm good for exercise ..and must be working in the circus then we can do it (look like kinky spider by the way)

Italian Chandelier

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Nothing as sexy as looking at the back of your ladies head while her hair gets in your mouth and tickels your nose111

i have no idea  about that position,  but after google ....ahem ...seemmmmm       good for  exercise ..and  must be  working in the  circus  then  we can do it  (look like  kinky spider by the way)

Italian Chandelier

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OMG Bwahahahahahhaahha

I think you just made my week!

Okay, I'm fully aware now of the Italian Chandelier position and can't wait to give it a try.

So, can someone tell me where I can obtain one of those dummies?

Okay, I'm fully aware now of the Italian Chandelier position and can't wait to give it a try.

So, can someone tell me where I can obtain one of those dummies?

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You should be able to get them at art supplies shop.... I remember seeing them at Central Chidlom a long time ago, dunno if they still have them.

These are basically anatomy dumies used by art students and "creative people" for posing "realistic" human poses.....

And how much are you going to spend on a DUMMY?

Those University blouse buttons burn more calories than that getting them off!!

And how much are you going to spend on a DUMMY?    

Actually, a Dummy might not be such a bad idea.

Doesn't moan, doesn't get headaches, doesn't need paying or feeding etc.

Only requires pumping out when it starts spitting at you.

And how much are you going to spend on a DUMMY?    

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Actually, a Dummy might not be such a bad idea.

Doesn't moan, doesn't get headaches, doesn't need paying or feeding etc.

Only requires pumping out when it starts spitting at you.

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nice one i love ...catwho

I always though the "Italian Chandelier" was reverse cowgirl...

Sex burns lots of calories if you can go on for hours

I'm only new here but My God it's saucy!!!

I'm only new here but My God it's saucy!!!

Welcome to Cuthbert.

Why don't you drop by over here and introduce yourself?