An Englishman, A Scotsman, An Irishman,

[stander]

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Australian, an American,

an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German,

an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb,

a Czech, and a Swiss went into a pub. The landlord says "I can't let you in without a Thai".

Edited March 14, 2011 by stander

[bino]

*groan*

[Antathome]

Even extra groan................

[stander]

and I have a whole lot more of cheesy ones to come

[transam]

I thought the last sentence was going to be '' Were sitting in a UK dole office when...................................

[Murf]

If the last sentence was that, then it wouldn't be a joke would it

[transam]

If the last sentence was that, then it wouldn't be a joke would it

Well it could have been the official said '' Do you want a washing machine or dishwasher, you can't have both ''.