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Money burning a hole in your pocket? You want to treat yourself, but don't really want for anything? Well here's a few suggestions that open up some options for you: 1. You could give it to me. 2. You could give it to an orphanage or other charity... There are plenty of kids in need. (or you could give it to me). 3. Buy yourself a new watch. 4. Buy a new big screen TV. 5. Upgrade you laptop to the new Mac Book Pro. 6. Upgrade my laptopvto the ne Mac Book Pro. 7. Buy yourself some new clothes. 8. Go see the Taj Mahal. Sure there are plenty of other things, but if you're still stuck, don't forget, you can always give it to me!

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although a little frivolous, the question raises an interesting point..never been able to think of anything that I wanted as a present except maybe boys toys...a power drill,new planer, router,chain saw, fishing rod, GPS,compass etc.5555..beyond the latter I always ask for books....in part to spare the givers budget....and to prevent getting socks,a tie or aftershave...555

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Five of these......??;)

Lol - funny some. I think my wife would not approve of one of these & the 30 day soapies. Charity, do some already. Chainsaw? That's like buying a woman a mop and bucket for her birthday :)

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All I can do is reply with a poem I wrote that explains my life.

JADED

Nuthin to do but sleep in the sun

And nuthin to think about but havin fun

And nuthin to eat but filet mignon

And I’m startin to think that I’m jaded

Nuthin in my pocket but dividend cheques

Nuthin to come home to but all kinds of sex

And I’d try to explain but it’s too complex

And so is life when you’re jaded.

Nuthin in my cellar but vintage wine

Nuthin to get that ain’t already mine

Like those 20 young starlets all waiting in line

But they’ll just have to wait cause I’m jaded

Nuthin to watch but my bank account grow

Outside the Riviera there’s no place to go

And no one to go with but that pretty Jo Lo

And I might break the date cause I’m jaded.

Nuthin to catch but brown trout and bass

Nuthing to smoke but the best kind of grass

And nuthin to stroke but that smooth brown ass

But I’ll send her away cause I’m jaded.

Coho are jumpin just off the beach

With my fancy new flyrod they’re well within reach

Then a cutie comes by to offer a peach

But I'll just turn her down cause I’m jaded

Yeah, I’m overloved and I’m overfed

And you say I should settle down with you instead

Well I may be tired but, baby, I ain’t dead

And I’ll never be that jaded

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