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If Thailand Elephants Had Bigger Ears...

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If Thailand elephants had bigger ears and could fly, just think how many people would be killed by flying excrement. With all the radiation that is coming over from the nuclear plant in Japan, it just might happen.

I used to park my motorbike under a tree in the shade, but I don't do that any more because of all the bird crap on it after just a couple of hours. Just imagine how bad it would be if elephants could sit up in a tree and poop on your bike. :rolleyes:

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Glad the mood is lightened.

Flying elephants would make the children excited for sure. :)

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True, Craig3365, but it makes as much sense as the one currently running on the General Forum.. "If All Foreigners Would Leave This Country"

For sure. But I have a very scientific formula. If certain key words are discovered, it triggers the move automatically. Words like excrement, bird crap, poop, flying elephants, etc. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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True, Craig3365, but it makes as much sense as the one currently running on the General Forum.. "If All Foreigners Would Leave This Country"

For sure. But I have a very scientific formula. If certain key words are discovered, it triggers the move automatically. Words like excrement, bird crap, poop, flying elephants, etc. :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:jap:

And look at the train wreck that other thread has become! Unreal...General is one of the more "difficult" forums.

It's a tough call regarding the general forum. If we don't move topics to where they belong, it gets clogged up and things that really don't fit elsewhere don't get the attention they should. Some topics are easy...others, not so easy.

If a member feels we have moved a topic incorrectly, please PM the mod! I have moved topics back per an OP's request. ;)

Oh apologies Mr. Dumbo -- My comments about flying elephant excrement were not directed at YOU -- I was just referring to elephants in general .. apologies to Walt as well..

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Oh apologies Mr. Dumbo -- My comments about flying elephant excrement were not directed at YOU -- I was just referring to elephants in general .. apologies to Walt as well..

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Good one, Jazzbo. I had forgotten all about Dumbo, the worlds only flying elephant. Thanks for posting. :D

Ian, you can do better than this. :)

Edit. I'm refering to your OP.

BTW, happy fishing in Canada. I really envy you. :)

As posted elsewhere, elephants would not have Big Ears if Noddy would just pay the ransom.

SC

the old ones are the best...

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Ian, you can do better than this. :)

Edit. I'm refering to your OP.

BTW, happy fishing in Canada. I really envy you. :)

The fishing is pretty good but I'm slowly fading away...

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