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A rubber company in China has begun marketing condoms under the brand names Clinton and Lewinsky, apparently seeking to exploit the White House affair that led to the impeachment of America's 42nd president.

Spokesman Liu Wenhua of the Guangzhou Rubber Group said the company was handing out 100,000 free Clinton and Lewinsky condoms as part of a promotion to raise consumer awareness of its new products.

He said that after the promotion ends, the Clinton condoms will go on sale in southern China for 29.8 Yuan ($3.72) for a box of 12, while the Lewinsky model will be priced at 18.8 Yuan ($2.35) for the same quantity.

"The Clinton condom will be the top of our line," he said. "The Lewinsky condom is not quite as good."

Liu said the company had chosen to use the Clinton name because consumers viewed the former president as a responsible person, who would want to stress safe sex as an effective way to prevent the spread of the HIV virus.

"The names we chose are symbols of people who are responsible and dedicated to their jobs," he said. "I believe Bill Clinton cannot be unhappy about this because he's a very generous man."

Liu said the company did not believe using the Clinton and Lewinsky names constituted a violation of copyright or other laws.

"We have received full approval from the local Industrial and Commercial Bureau to start production," he said.

Clinton has campaigned aggressively for heightened AIDS awareness in China, where the disease is spreading rapidly.

(AP)

This undoubtedly is a legacy that will be remembered - not the least because of the patters of tiny feat resulting from the usage of these contraceptives, should their reliability reflect the usual standards of Chinese products.

I wonder what products will reflect the Bush legacy?

You're gone for a while and you get completely out of touch!!! This is old news....and.....the new products are already out....they're dildos called "W" and "W's Daddy". They're for naive beginners 'cause they're not very big and not very hard.

I wonder what products will reflect the Bush legacy?

Merkins?

Yup...this is old news, Tom

Where you been? :o

clinton-lewinsky.jpg

Thomas it wasn't you that insulted Bambi, broke LC's nose, and spat at Kat was it?

You were in Greece at the time, so I think you're in the clear.

Thomas it wasn't you that insulted Bambi, broke LC's nose, and spat at Kat was it?

You were in Greece at the time, so I think you're in the clear.

I hope he has a good alibi. :o

Yeah...what's this about a wad of Drama Queens anyhow? :o

You're gone for a while and you get completely out of touch!!!  This is old news....and.....the new products are already out....they're dildos called "W" and "W's Daddy".  They're for naive beginners 'cause they're not very big and not very hard.

Actually the latest one is an inflatable Siam Superfly complete with cork hat. It talks like him (mama, dada, ur rubbish) and is very versatile. It is almost indestructable, so you can vent your anger at it when he comes on line with stupid postings, and has a real arshole, so when he questions your masculinaty, is suitable for rolling pins, cucumbers etc. It also comes with a hinged panel on top of the head, so the pea can be replaced at monthly intervals. The only thing that makes it distinguishable from the real article is it's I.Q. ,which at 49 is slightly higher than our Aussie? friend.

Ever seen a naked Chinaman?

Like an acorn in an afro wig, how they reproduce the way they do is beyond me.

Share with us some of your 'reproduction' Chinese-style tips if you can, Scamp! :o

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Thomas it wasn't you that insulted Bambi, broke LC's nose, and spat at Kat was it?

You were in Greece at the time, so I think you're in the clear.

The Greek Debacle is more horrible than any insult to Bambi, a broken nose or being disgusting with Kat.

Keep your eyes on "Visas and migration to other countries" for the full story - a cautionary tale (probably post tomorrow).

Thomas it wasn't you that insulted Bambi, broke LC's nose, and spat at Kat was it?

Who would be so out of control? :o

You were in Greece at the time, so I think you're in the clear.

A rubber company in China has begun marketing condoms under the brand names Clinton and Lewinsky, .....

..., the Clinton condoms will go on sale in southern China for 29.8 Yuan ($3.72) for a box of 12, while the Lewinsky model will be priced at 18.8 Yuan ($2.35) for the same quantity.

"The Clinton condom will be the top of our line," he said. "The Lewinsky condom is not quite as good."

rapidly.

So how is a condom Manufactured to be worse? How does that work?

I wonder what products will reflect the Bush legacy?

Bush Bomb: W. WMD: Cheney Strategic Nuclear Missiles: Barbara Bomb Squads: The Bush Mind Expander; The Powell Power Grab Manual. etc....

A rubber company in China has begun marketing condoms under the brand names Clinton and Lewinsky, .....

..., the Clinton condoms will go on sale in southern China for 29.8 Yuan ($3.72) for a box of 12, while the Lewinsky model will be priced at 18.8 Yuan ($2.35) for the same quantity.

"The Clinton condom will be the top of our line," he said. "The Lewinsky condom is not quite as good."

rapidly.

So how is a condom Manufactured to be worse? How does that work?

I wonder what products will reflect the Bush legacy?

Bush Bomb: W. WMD: Cheney Strategic Nuclear Missiles: Barbara Bomb Squads: The Bush Mind Expander; The Powell Power Grab Manual. etc....

I'd lose my hard on. :o

Yeah I'm sure Hilary wishes her upper bits were that big and her lower bits were that small. The sentiment is right on. Marriage by convenience.

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