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I think they are going to need to divert their new "hitman kill team" and send them after the egg thrower.

In fact, round up all the farmers who sell eggs too.

Egg-sactly! What a yolk. Maybe it's just an Egg-speriment by eggheads.

Phue Thai needs to Egg-spand it's search before things Egg-plode.

People need to Egg-sercise restraint. But luckily there was no Egg-plosions.

Only Abhisit can show Egg-samples of Egg-ceptional & Egg-strodinary Leadership.

Thailand has Egg-normous problems but the future should be Egg-cellent & Egg-citing.

Yingluck needs to set an Egg-sample or Egg-sit and stop being an Egg-hibitionist with her Egg-stravagant & Egg-sotic lifestyle, or does she live in an Egg-loo.

She also has no Egg-cuses no to debate Abhisit but first she will need to study the Egg-syclopedia.

Sorry for being a practical yolker. But I am not the one with egg on my face.

I hope I don't get Egg-communicated. :D

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I think they are going to need to divert their new "hitman kill team" and send them after the egg thrower.

In fact, round up all the farmers who sell eggs too.

Egg-sactly! What a yolk. Maybe it's just an Egg-speriment by eggheads.

Phue Thai needs to Egg-spand it's search before things Egg-plode.

People need to Egg-sercise restraint. But luckily there was no Egg-plosions.

Only Abhisit can show Egg-samples of Egg-ceptional & Egg-strodinary Leadership.

Thailand has Egg-normous problems but the future should be Egg-cellent & Egg-citing.

Yingluck needs to set an Egg-sample or Egg-sit and stop being an Egg-hibitionist with her Egg-stravagant & Egg-sotic lifestyle, or does she live in an Egg-loo.

She also has no Egg-cuses no to debate Abhisit but first she will need to study the Egg-syclopedia.

Sorry for being a practical yolker. But I am not the one with egg on my face.

I hope I don't get Egg-communicated. :D

Absolutely eggshellent

Cracking sense of humour.

:thumbsup:

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I think they are going to need to divert their new "hitman kill team" and send them after the egg thrower.

In fact, round up all the farmers who sell eggs too.

Egg-sactly! What a yolk. Maybe it's just an Egg-speriment by eggheads.

Phue Thai needs to Egg-spand it's search before things Egg-plode.

People need to Egg-sercise restraint. But luckily there was no Egg-plosions.

Only Abhisit can show Egg-samples of Egg-ceptional & Egg-strodinary Leadership.

Thailand has Egg-normous problems but the future should be Egg-cellent & Egg-citing.

Yingluck needs to set an Egg-sample or Egg-sit and stop being an Egg-hibitionist with her Egg-stravagant & Egg-sotic lifestyle, or does she live in an Egg-loo.

She also has no Egg-cuses no to debate Abhisit but first she will need to study the Egg-syclopedia.

Sorry for being a practical yolker. But I am not the one with egg on my face.

I hope I don't get Egg-communicated. :D

Me thinks your brain is scrambled!biggrin.gif

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I think they are going to need to divert their new "hitman kill team" and send them after the egg thrower.

In fact, round up all the farmers who sell eggs too.

Hey, may well shoot all the chickens as well. After all, no chickens = no eggs.

Oh, wait, then we'd have to add ducks to that list.

And ostrich as well.

Oh, hell, just shoot anything that lays an egg. Including politicians.

:intheclub:

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Ban the sale of eggs until the day after the election. At least there will be enough rotten eggs around by then which can be thrown at the red shirt demonstrations after Pheu Thai failing to form a government.

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Methinks - business opportunity. Egg stall outside PTP rallies. Was going to try grenade stall outside red-shirt show but the competition was murder.

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Throwing eggs accurately without a lot of practice is almost impossible, the off centre yolk cause the egg to either wobble or curve in flight. This all the BIB need to do is round up and question all Thais who recently bought an abnormal quantity of eggs, also look for a target practice area liberally coated in eggs.

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Who decided that the egg was rotten? Is it just a supposition that nobody in their right mind (if you can find somebody that might fit that description) would, given the exorbitant price of eggs, not throw a perfectly good fresh one? Has Dr. Pornthip been given access to the evidence? More poor and probably inaccurate reporting. B)

Well, I think if it were rotten you might be able to ----SMELL ------ it? Am I right? or do we need a special

rotten egg sniffing dog to tell us.

Well we better all watch out because if Mr Suthep gets in he might just try to kill all of us. As you know he does not like foriegners.

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