Golf Lessons

[alvino]

A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them is

playing as well as they want to, so they decide to take private

lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees

his swing, he says, "No, no, no, You are gripping the club way

too hard!"

"Well, what should I do?" Asks the man.

"Hold the club gently," the pro replies, "just like you'd hold

your wife's breast."

The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and POW! He hits the

ball 250 yards straight down the fairway. The next day the wife

goes for her lesson. After the pro watches her swing, he says,

"No, no, no, You're gripping the club way too hard."

"What can I do?" asks the wife.

"Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's

penis."

The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing,

and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway, about 35

feet.

"That was great," the pro says, "Nice and gentle. Now take the

club out of your mouth and swing it like you're supposed to."