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I was talking to several old geezers today in a bar in Pattaya.

The topic came up about bar ownership because I want to buy my own eventually.

Then one of the old guys said,'You should go take some lessons from the Cockney's mate,they are the ont ly bar owners the thai girls cant con.

Then the other guy said 'No it's the Scot bar owners who are more cluey,they cant be walked over,dont take them for fools.

Well it got me thinking ,what race are the most succesful bar owners or culture because i think Cockneys are not a race but are the majority of bar owners Cockney's and are they hard and smart .

I did think being Jewish i was having a head start but it seems not many bar owners are Jewish.

Who are the majority of bar owners that are successful.

Posted

I'd say the most successful bar owners are Thai, especially the ones that get some hapless farang, desperate to hang on in Thailand, to do the dirty work and run the bar.

Other than that the most successful farang "owned" (because farangs can't own, only lease) bars are those that go broke at the slowest rate.

Posted (edited)

Hi 'terrychis'

Please give me a heads-up here…………..I can't tell mate whether your meds are kicking in, or they just wore off. I know you're on something as you want to run your own bar in Thailand.

Have you read your own post? I may be wrong, but are you a Cockney?

As for Cockneys not being a race…………….Fascinating! I for one leant something there and as for Thai girls not being able to con them,Well we all know that, I think it's because Cockneys are a little bit 'Dick van dyke' ,(Mary popping's) that, and you can't get a word in when they start with the rabbit!

"I did think being Jewish i was having a head start butit seems not many bar owners are Jewish." Incredible………You swallowed the stereotyping of the Jewish race……………… Jewish is a race, (you nailed that one)

If you are a Cockney….A Jewish Cockney, how can you fail?

Please post the name of your bar when you open, how about 'mussltov's' for a name?

I really think a "knees up mother brown" night on the Sabbath would be a winner, all done to the sound of people clanking table spoons and saying "allwhite winkle" to each other.

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Posted

I'd say the most successful bar owners are Thai, especially the ones that get some hapless farang, desperate to hang on in Thailand, to do the dirty work and run the bar.

Other than that the most successful farang "owned" (because farangs can't own, only lease) bars are those that go broke at the slowest rate.

after almost 30years i have seen quite a few bar-stewards in my time,so take the advice on this page and get yourself a milky bar.

Posted

The most successful bar owners are those who avoid becoming alcoholics and are for some unfathomable reason not bored to death by the crap they have to sit and listen to night after night.

Sound advice given before: Don't buy a bar!

Posted (edited)

Hi 'terrychis'

Please give me a heads-up here…………..I can't tell mate whether your meds are kicking in, or they just wore off. I know you're on something as you want to run your own bar in Thailand.

Have you read your own post? I may be wrong, but are you a Cockney?

As for Cockneys not being a race…………….Fascinating! I for one leant something there and as for Thai girls not being able to con them,Well we all know that, I think it's because Cockneys are a little bit 'Dick van dyke' ,(Mary popping's) that, and you can't get a word in when they start with the rabbit!

"I did think being Jewish i was having a head start butit seems not many bar owners are Jewish." Incredible………You swallowed the stereotyping of the Jewish race……………… Jewish is a race, (you nailed that one)

If you are a Cockney….A Jewish Cockney, how can you fail?

Please post the name of your bar when you open, how about 'mussltov's' for a name?

I really think a "knees up mother brown" night on the Sabbath would be a winner, all done to the sound of people clanking table spoons and saying "allwhite winkle" to each other.

I was going to make a commit on this thread then I read your post.

Perhaps I am getting old and become too far removed from all these modern catchy words and phrases.

But please can you tell me what allwhite winkle and mussltov's means? What's a mussltov?

As for someone being a true Cockney, I don`t think they exist anymore.

I always believed that a cockney was someone born in the East End of London within the sound of Bow Bells. These days it has taken on the meaning of being the gutter language of someone not very well educated born in the South of England who are often mistaken as being cockney's.

The real cockneys of the past and the so called cockneys of today are completely different in the way that a real cockney was the regional accent of an East end Londoner and today's excuse for a cockney is an English person from the south that doesn't speak English very well.

So, what`s it all about, Alfie?

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Posted

No Im not a J ewish Cockney.

Even better would be a half Jewish half Scottish bar owner.

Mind you Arfur Daley was a Cockney wasnt he.

The old guys i was drinking with the other day reckon certain Cockneys have the gift of the gab to run a bar,especially in patta.ya

Posted (edited)

Hi 'terrychis'

Please give me a heads-up here…………..I can't tell mate whether your meds are kicking in, or they just wore off. I know you're on something as you want to run your own bar in Thailand.

Have you read your own post? I may be wrong, but are you a Cockney?

As for Cockneys not being a race…………….Fascinating! I for one leant something there and as for Thai girls not being able to con them,Well we all know that, I think it's because Cockneys are a little bit 'Dick van dyke' ,(Mary popping's) that, and you can't get a word in when they start with the rabbit!

"I did think being Jewish i was having a head start butit seems not many bar owners are Jewish." Incredible………You swallowed the stereotyping of the Jewish race……………… Jewish is a race, (you nailed that one)

If you are a Cockney….A Jewish Cockney, how can you fail?

Please post the name of your bar when you open, how about 'mussltov's' for a name?

I really think a "knees up mother brown" night on the Sabbath would be a winner, all done to the sound of people clanking table spoons and saying "allwhite winkle" to each other.

I was going to make a commit on this thread then I read your post.

Perhaps I am getting old and become too far removed from all these modern catchy words and phrases.

But please can you tell me what allwhite winkle and mussltov's means? What's a mussltov?

As for someone being a true Cockney, I don`t think they exist anymore.

I always believed that a cockney was someone born in the East End of London within the sound of Bow Bells. These days it has taken on the meaning of being the gutter language of someone not very well educated born in the South of England who are often mistaken as being cockney's.

The real cockneys of the past and the so called cockneys of today are completely different in the way that a real cockney was the regional accent of an East end Londoner and today's excuse for a cockney is an English person from the south that doesn't speak English very well.

So, what`s it all about, Alfie?

"Allwhite guv" or should that be "allwhite treacle" needs to be said with a cockney accent…..I was doing…..accent and terminology in a cheeky Cockney chappy type way, I say again; 'Dick van dyke' in Mary popping's!

As for 'Mussltov' well, that's a Jewish thing.

You say; "Perhaps I am getting old and become too far removed from all these modern catchy words and phrases"………..Maybe you are, were you ever a high court judge in the UK, or over 150 years old?

I'm joking with you; I wasn't having a dig at Cockneys or Londoners. I was in fact just joining the OP on stereotyping frenzy…………….."Allwhite"(think Michael Barrymore…..The pool guy)

OK, I give up, which one are you in the pic then?

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Posted

Hi 'terrychis'

Please give me a heads-up here…………..I can't tell mate whether your meds are kicking in, or they just wore off. I know you're on something as you want to run your own bar in Thailand.

Have you read your own post? I may be wrong, but are you a Cockney?

As for Cockneys not being a race…………….Fascinating! I for one leant something there and as for Thai girls not being able to con them,Well we all know that, I think it's because Cockneys are a little bit 'Dick van dyke' ,(Mary popping's) that, and you can't get a word in when they start with the rabbit!

"I did think being Jewish i was having a head start butit seems not many bar owners are Jewish." Incredible………You swallowed the stereotyping of the Jewish race……………… Jewish is a race, (you nailed that one)

If you are a Cockney….A Jewish Cockney, how can you fail?

Please post the name of your bar when you open, how about 'mussltov's' for a name?

I really think a "knees up mother brown" night on the Sabbath would be a winner, all done to the sound of people clanking table spoons and saying "allwhite winkle" to each other.

I was going to make a commit on this thread then I read your post.

Perhaps I am getting old and become too far removed from all these modern catchy words and phrases.

But please can you tell me what allwhite winkle and mussltov's means? What's a mussltov?

As for someone being a true Cockney, I don`t think they exist anymore.

I always believed that a cockney was someone born in the East End of London within the sound of Bow Bells. These days it has taken on the meaning of being the gutter language of someone not very well educated born in the South of England who are often mistaken as being cockney's.

The real cockneys of the past and the so called cockneys of today are completely different in the way that a real cockney was the regional accent of an East end Londoner and today's excuse for a cockney is an English person from the south that doesn't speak English very well.

So, what`s it all about, Alfie?

"Allwhite guv" or should that be "allwhite treacle" needs to be said with a cockney accent…..I was doing…..accent and terminology in a cheeky Cockney chappy type way, I say again; 'Dick van dyke' in Mary popping's!

As for 'Mussltov' well, that's a Jewish thing.

You say; "Perhaps I am getting old and become too far removed from all these modern catchy words and phrases"………..Maybe you are, were you ever a high court judge in the UK, or over 150 years old?

I'm joking with you; I wasn't having a dig at Cockneys or Londoners. I was in fact just joining the OP on stereotyping frenzy…………….."Allwhite"(think Michael Barrymore…..The pool guy)

OK, I give up, which one are you in the pic then?

Thanks for that, I get it now.

I can remember my days in the East End of London, you know, the old jellied eels, a decent pint, a knees up in the pub, a good newspaper wrapping of fish and chips and all that stuff.

It would be great if someone could bring some of that to Thailand.

You know that Scots people from Glasgow and people from the East End always used to get on together because they share exactly the same sense of humour.

Glaswegians and Cockneys were rough people, but they were down to earth good people. The salt of the earth as far as I’m concerned.

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Posted

In answer to the OPs question of Who are the majority of bar owners that are successful, the simple answer is, it's those that cater for the lagest demographic profiles.

That, at the moment, and probably for the foreseeable future is (are?) Russians, Indians and Arabs.

In any case, to my mind the words "successful" and "bar/business owners" don't go together. If "the least unsuccessful" was a proper phrase, then that one would be the right one to use, IMO

Sure, there's people who seem to be making a better fist of it than most, but even they are seeing takings well down year on year, and trying to "big it up" hoping to ride out the storm

You only have to look at the amount of business owners that have an increased presence on certain mongering boards, to list party after party, or listing their accomodation offered via threads stated by them in the "good old days" and resurrected by them, but now offering "special deals"

Penkoprod

Posted

The most successful bar owners are the ones that can find some sucker fresh off the boat to buy up his failing business

Posted

The more 'sucker' bar owners the better i say.... If they all came to their senses and shut up shop where else would i drink whenever I visit? rolleyes.gif

Posted

Not sure what type of bars OP talk about.

Just guessing he talks about beer bars/pool bars/gogo bars.

These bars and regular night club and restaurants seem to be owned more and more by Thai nationals.

By the way, what does OP mean by bar owners the thai girls cant con?

Are Thai girls more clever than other girls in the art of con?

:lol:

Posted

Surely the most successful are the Russians. More money than sense. I, being a Scot would never own a bar in Thailand unless I had some serious cash to throw at it and make sure it didn't just become another girl bar.

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