Why ?

[jooplo]

"For all those men who believe that there's no reason

To buy the cow when you can get the milk free.... Currently, 80% of women are against marriage, as they have wised up to the fact that for 7 ounces of sausage, it's not worth buying the entire pig."

[pnustedt]

for 7 ounces of sausage, it's not worth buying the entire pig."

So how much sausage makes it worth their while?

[dr_Pat_Pong]

"For all those men who believe that there's no reason

To buy the cow when you can get the milk free.... Currently, 80% of women are against marriage, as they have wised up to the fact that for 7 ounces of sausage, it's not worth buying the entire pig."

It is easy enough for a lady to get as much sausage as she wants without having to buy the entire pig. In this regard, men are extremely generous They won't tip, but they always leave a deposit

[djinn]

Ohhh shocking,I thougt this board was serious and Dr Pat Pong a clergyman.

[Nat]

7 ounces of sausage

shouldn't that be inches

[Axel]

shouldn't that be inches

cm, Nat. cm

But than, people come to me for more mileage

[Nat]

cm, Nat. cm 

But than, people come to me for more mileage 

you must rack up quite a bit of mileage points

remember Axel it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it

[Axel]

it's how you use it

Lol, I give up. More comments and the combined power of Boo/Dr/George and ITM

shoot me off board.

But in my high age, no beer belly (whiskey, yes) not bald I would reformulate your comment to it's how often you use it.

Once a year on Christmas. Pooh, 359 days to rest and tks god next year is a leap year.

[meemiathai]

I thought the unit for volume was something else

[meemiathai]

it's how you use it

Do you mean how you cook it?

[Guest IT Manager]

And then eat it, I suppose. And what happens to the gravy.

[Candyflip]

Eat the gravy too!!

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Sounds like a good way to spend New Years Day

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Alas...I suspect Khun Jooplo to be a member of the academic trolling family.

[johnnyk]

...remember Axel it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it

Mine's only 5 inches, but I reckon that's thick enough

[JemJem]

Folks,

Don't you think all this is getting a bit too X-rated ?!

And...I am very surprised that jooplo started a thread like this....she seemed like a decent person.

Reagrds,

Jem

[Pink Mist]

gotta agree jem absolutely disgusting you must stop reading this thread right away we are all in moral danger.

[Axel]

Don't you think all this is getting a bit too X-rated ?!

Did you want to say XXL?

[george]

Ladies and gentlemen: We have gone far off topic here. I am closing this thread now.

/Admin

[Pink Mist]

good idea George close it soon.

[Axel]

Yes, George, it is getting too long.

[Pink Mist]

What was the topic again?

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Ohhh shocking,I thougt this board was serious and Dr Pat Pong a clergyman.

The Most Reverend Dr Pat Pong is a retired Bishop. Accordingly, he practices priestly things like underage same gender sex.