Unemployed

[kerazylady]

hey people, ive totally run out of money and am living with parents

does anyone know any good modelling agencies or easy work available that even a dummy could do? help! going outta my mind

[aughie]

Boy are you going to get alot of PMs

[Boon Mee]

hey people, ive totally run out of money and am living with parents

does anyone know any good modelling agencies or easy work available that even a dummy could do? help! going outta my mind

Well, McDonalds is always taking applications & I hear the CIA is looking for folks that speak, like, more than one language!

[sriracha john]

hey people, ive totally run out of money and am living with parents

does anyone know any good modelling agencies or easy work available that even a dummy could do? help! going outta my mind

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one of the better first posts I've read in awhile.. Congratulations...

[Fast Eddie]

Boy are you going to get alot of PMs

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My thought exactly

[ThaiPauly]

I know a guy that makes films.

The pays not good but you'll never go hungry

[retirednavyman]

You've made your bed, now it's time to sleep in it, lol

[gburns57au]

hey people, ive totally run out of money and am living with parents

does anyone know any good modelling agencies or easy work available that even a dummy could do? help! going outta my mind

move to Pattaya...plenty of easy dummy work there...

[Pudgimelon]

move to Pattaya...plenty of easy dummy work there...

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Plenty of easy dummies too!

[Pudgimelon]

hey people, ive totally run out of money and am living with parents

does anyone know any good modelling agencies or easy work available that even a dummy could do? help! going outta my mind

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Hi, I represent a major video game company. We'd like to hire you to playtest all our games. You'll be required to sit on your ass all day and play our games on the X-Box, PlayStation and GameCube, we're sorry about this, so we hope a monthly compensation of $100K a month (and all the free beer and pizza you can consume) will tempt you to come work for us.

Oh and don't worry about having to fill out bug reports or any other tedious "work-like" activities. You'll have a Swedish airline hostess (qualifications: 38DDs) for a personal assistant, so just tell her whether the game "sucks ass" or "sucks much ass", and she'll translate that into a professional opinion.

Please come work for us. We desparately need a man with your "talents".

Pretty, pretty please with sugar on it.

[daleyboy]

hey people, ive totally run out of money and am living with parents

does anyone know any good modelling agencies or easy work available that even a dummy could do? help! going outta my mind

Hi, I represent a major video game company. We'd like to hire you to playtest all our games. You'll be required to sit on your ass all day and play our games on the X-Box, PlayStation and GameCube, we're sorry about this, so we hope a monthly compensation of $100K a month (and all the free beer and pizza you can consume) will tempt you to come work for us.

Oh and don't worry about having to fill out bug reports or any other tedious "work-like" activities. You'll have a Swedish airline hostess (qualifications: 38DDs) for a personal assistant, so just tell her whether the game "sucks ass" or "sucks much ass", and she'll translate that into a professional opinion.

Please come work for us. We desparately need a man with your "talents".

Pretty, pretty please with sugar on it.

I would like to apply for this job pudgie,

Here is my Cv

29 years of ass sitting in comfy seat

18 years of game playing

20 years of pizza eating

I speak Swedish

So as you can see i fit your criteria and i am available now, but i would like a generous relocation package to a hot country, also i only want to "work" for 1 hour 3 times a week.

I think this is more than fair considering my attributes

[Thomas_Merton]

hey people, ive totally run out of money and am living with parents

does anyone know any good modelling agencies or easy work available that even a dummy could do? help! going outta my mind

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Your name's not Kelly Bundy, is it?

[hopeless]

I hear they are on the lookout for slaves in Indonesia, 50pence per day

plus a free bowl of rice per 12 hour shift

[Ahha_ohooo]

hey people, ive totally run out of money and am living with parents

does anyone know any good modelling agencies or easy work available that even a dummy could do? help! going outta my mind

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Your name's not Kelly Bundy, is it?

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[sonthaya]

hey people, ive totally run out of money and am living with parents

does anyone know any good modelling agencies or easy work available that even a dummy could do? help! going outta my mind

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Hi, I represent a major video game company. We'd like to hire you to playtest all our games. You'll be required to sit on your ass all day and play our games on the X-Box, PlayStation and GameCube, we're sorry about this, so we hope a monthly compensation of $100K a month (and all the free beer and pizza you can consume) will tempt you to come work for us.

Oh and don't worry about having to fill out bug reports or any other tedious "work-like" activities. You'll have a Swedish airline hostess (qualifications: 38DDs) for a personal assistant, so just tell her whether the game "sucks ass" or "sucks much ass", and she'll translate that into a professional opinion.

Please come work for us. We desparately need a man with your "talents".

Pretty, pretty please with sugar on it.

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I would like to apply for this job pudgie,

Here is my Cv

29 years of ass sitting in comfy seat

18 years of game playing

20 years of pizza eating

I speak Swedish

So as you can see i fit your criteria and i am available now, but i would like a generous relocation package to a hot country, also i only want to "work" for 1 hour 3 times a week.

I think this is more than fair considering my attributes

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With your qualifications I'm sure you will be able to get the job as toilet cleaner in Soi Bangla Patong Beach

[daleyboy]

hey people, ive totally run out of money and am living with parents

does anyone know any good modelling agencies or easy work available that even a dummy could do? help! going outta my mind

Hi, I represent a major video game company. We'd like to hire you to playtest all our games. You'll be required to sit on your ass all day and play our games on the X-Box, PlayStation and GameCube, we're sorry about this, so we hope a monthly compensation of $100K a month (and all the free beer and pizza you can consume) will tempt you to come work for us.

Oh and don't worry about having to fill out bug reports or any other tedious "work-like" activities. You'll have a Swedish airline hostess (qualifications: 38DDs) for a personal assistant, so just tell her whether the game "sucks ass" or "sucks much ass", and she'll translate that into a professional opinion.

Please come work for us. We desparately need a man with your "talents".

Pretty, pretty please with sugar on it.

I would like to apply for this job pudgie,

Here is my Cv

29 years of ass sitting in comfy seat

18 years of game playing

20 years of pizza eating

I speak Swedish

So as you can see i fit your criteria and i am available now, but i would like a generous relocation package to a hot country, also i only want to "work" for 1 hour 3 times a week.

I think this is more than fair considering my attributes

With your qualifications I'm sure you will be able to get the job as toilet cleaner in Soi Bangla Patong Beach

Blah Blah Blah. You obviously cant spot a joke can you?

Care to share your problems with me?

[Glauka]

hey people, ive totally run out of money and am living with parents

does anyone know any good modelling agencies or easy work available that even a dummy could do? help! going outta my mind

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Hi, I represent a major video game company. We'd like to hire you to playtest all our games. You'll be required to sit on your ass all day and play our games on the X-Box, PlayStation and GameCube, we're sorry about this, so we hope a monthly compensation of $100K a month (and all the free beer and pizza you can consume) will tempt you to come work for us.

Oh and don't worry about having to fill out bug reports or any other tedious "work-like" activities. You'll have a Swedish airline hostess (qualifications: 38DDs) for a personal assistant, so just tell her whether the game "sucks ass" or "sucks much ass", and she'll translate that into a professional opinion.

Please come work for us. We desparately need a man with your "talents".

Pretty, pretty please with sugar on it.

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I would like to apply for this job pudgie,

Here is my Cv

29 years of ass sitting in comfy seat

18 years of game playing

20 years of pizza eating

I speak Swedish

So as you can see i fit your criteria and i am available now, but i would like a generous relocation package to a hot country, also i only want to "work" for 1 hour 3 times a week.

I think this is more than fair considering my attributes

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With your qualifications I'm sure you will be able to get the job as toilet cleaner in Soi Bangla Patong Beach

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Blah Blah Blah. You obviously cant spot a joke can you?

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I have been cleaning toilets and some other things while studying at Edinburgh University...So...

I should get a better salary than you daleyboy...I speak two languages and I have a degree...

[davethailand]

hey people, ive totally run out of money and am living with parents

does anyone know any good modelling agencies or easy work available that even a dummy could do? help! going outta my mind

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Hi, I represent a major video game company. We'd like to hire you to playtest all our games. You'll be required to sit on your ass all day and play our games on the X-Box, PlayStation and GameCube, we're sorry about this, so we hope a monthly compensation of $100K a month (and all the free beer and pizza you can consume) will tempt you to come work for us.

Oh and don't worry about having to fill out bug reports or any other tedious "work-like" activities. You'll have a Swedish airline hostess (qualifications: 38DDs) for a personal assistant, so just tell her whether the game "sucks ass" or "sucks much ass", and she'll translate that into a professional opinion.

Please come work for us. We desparately need a man with your "talents".

Pretty, pretty please with sugar on it.

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I would like to apply for this job pudgie,

Here is my Cv

29 years of ass sitting in comfy seat

18 years of game playing

20 years of pizza eating

I speak Swedish

So as you can see i fit your criteria and i am available now, but i would like a generous relocation package to a hot country, also i only want to "work" for 1 hour 3 times a week.

I think this is more than fair considering my attributes

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With your qualifications I'm sure you will be able to get the job as toilet cleaner in Soi Bangla Patong Beach

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Blah Blah Blah. You obviously cant spot a joke can you?

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I have been cleaning toilets and some other things while studying at Edinburgh University...So...

I should get a better salary than you daleyboy...I speak two languages and I have a degree...

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Don't mean siht

I need to employ a garden dog poo picker upper

[Glauka]

hey people, ive totally run out of money and am living with parents

does anyone know any good modelling agencies or easy work available that even a dummy could do? help! going outta my mind

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Hi, I represent a major video game company. We'd like to hire you to playtest all our games. You'll be required to sit on your ass all day and play our games on the X-Box, PlayStation and GameCube, we're sorry about this, so we hope a monthly compensation of $100K a month (and all the free beer and pizza you can consume) will tempt you to come work for us.

Oh and don't worry about having to fill out bug reports or any other tedious "work-like" activities. You'll have a Swedish airline hostess (qualifications: 38DDs) for a personal assistant, so just tell her whether the game "sucks ass" or "sucks much ass", and she'll translate that into a professional opinion.

Please come work for us. We desparately need a man with your "talents".

Pretty, pretty please with sugar on it.

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I would like to apply for this job pudgie,

Here is my Cv

29 years of ass sitting in comfy seat

18 years of game playing

20 years of pizza eating

I speak Swedish

So as you can see i fit your criteria and i am available now, but i would like a generous relocation package to a hot country, also i only want to "work" for 1 hour 3 times a week.

I think this is more than fair considering my attributes

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

With your qualifications I'm sure you will be able to get the job as toilet cleaner in Soi Bangla Patong Beach

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Blah Blah Blah. You obviously cant spot a joke can you?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I have been cleaning toilets and some other things while studying at Edinburgh University...So...

I should get a better salary than you daleyboy...I speak two languages and I have a degree...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Don't mean siht

I need to employ a garden dog poo picker upper

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After reading our c.v who do you think is more suitable for the vacancy?

Post how much per hour...

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[davethailand]

hey people, ive totally run out of money and am living with parents

does anyone know any good modelling agencies or easy work available that even a dummy could do? help! going outta my mind

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Hi, I represent a major video game company. We'd like to hire you to playtest all our games. You'll be required to sit on your ass all day and play our games on the X-Box, PlayStation and GameCube, we're sorry about this, so we hope a monthly compensation of $100K a month (and all the free beer and pizza you can consume) will tempt you to come work for us.

Oh and don't worry about having to fill out bug reports or any other tedious "work-like" activities. You'll have a Swedish airline hostess (qualifications: 38DDs) for a personal assistant, so just tell her whether the game "sucks ass" or "sucks much ass", and she'll translate that into a professional opinion.

Please come work for us. We desparately need a man with your "talents".

Pretty, pretty please with sugar on it.

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I would like to apply for this job pudgie,

Here is my Cv

29 years of ass sitting in comfy seat

18 years of game playing

20 years of pizza eating

I speak Swedish

So as you can see i fit your criteria and i am available now, but i would like a generous relocation package to a hot country, also i only want to "work" for 1 hour 3 times a week.

I think this is more than fair considering my attributes

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

With your qualifications I'm sure you will be able to get the job as toilet cleaner in Soi Bangla Patong Beach

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Blah Blah Blah. You obviously cant spot a joke can you?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I have been cleaning toilets and some other things while studying at Edinburgh University...So...

I should get a better salary than you daleyboy...I speak two languages and I have a degree...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Don't mean siht

I need to employ a garden dog poo picker upper

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

After reading our c.v who do you think is more suitable for the vacancy?

Post how much per hour...

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If you clean my cars also i'll give you a bonus (and maybe a bottle of water)

[cobra]

Don't know about modeling but there's a guy in Nigeria that might need some solicitation help in transferring large sums of money,

[Glauka]

Don't know about modeling but there's a guy in Nigeria that might need some solicitation help in transferring large sums of money,   

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