6 Foot Cockroach

[Boon Mee]

One night, Bill heard a knock at his door. He answered it and found a

six-foot cockroach there. The bug threw him across the room, then left.

The next night, the doorbell rang again. The same cockroach slugged him

in the stomach and left. The following night, he was kneed in the groin

and hit behind the ear. Finally, Joe went to the doctor. He explained

the attacks and added, "What can I do?" "Not much," the doctor said.

"There's just a nasty bug going around."