fritter1970 Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Went skinny dipping with a lady friend in my luxury private pool last night. Unfortunately the array of underwater lights attract mosquitoes by the truckload. Anyways, I noticed a group of mosquitoes formed a wolfpack and went for my nether region. I woke up today with extreme irritation of the left testicle and noticed that it had doubled in size compared to the other nut. Am not sure what to do. Has this occurred to anyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gers1873 Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Perhaps you could upload some photos. It wont help you but will provide some light relief on a Friday :jap: Anithistamine cream or tablets may help - if not see a doc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 I heard that you can put tiger balm on a mossy bite to help takeaway the itch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWalkingMan Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardholder Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 mine is normally like that ............................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 I had this once riding moto-x when tank slapped myself pretty bad off a jump as a teenager, never by a mosquito. Are you sure your gal didn't just kick you in the stones or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
culicine Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Do you have any other symptoms, headache, fever, etc? The first thing that sprang to mind is Japanese Encephalitis with is a mosquito borne disease, but that would be more common in rural areas. This can cause testicular swelling. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_encephalitis But it sounds like a reaction to mosquito bites it's self. It might be best to see a doctor, especially if the swelling worsens or you get other symptoms over the next few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Wow you're sitting around waiting for an answer on here? Get along to the hospital pronto man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEENTHEREDONETHAT Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 One the size of a basketball and the other is a great big son of a b!tch. Sorry couldn't resist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seekingfriends Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 could i see a photo of your luxury private pool please. james Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheryl Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 I suggest you apply a cream containing hydrocortisone or other topical steroid, and give it a day or two, if not dramatically better then it is something more than mosquito bites and best see a doctor. Cold packs will also give some relief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyx Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 (edited) Well if I were you I would consult if you are still in the same "shape"I met someone some years ago ...actually he had a hernia , and the strangest part is that there was no pain involved Edited November 18, 2011 by alyx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Well if I were you I would consult if you are still in the same "shape"I met someone some years ago ...actually he had a hernia , and the strangest part is that there was no pain involved Sounds more like a hydrocele to me....but without pics how can we be sure...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elliss Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 I heard that you can put tiger balm on a mossy bite to help takeaway the itch. yep, take away the bitch. you got the early stages of a dose of terminal clap. hope this info helps. :jap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wpcoe Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 If your left testicle is the size of a basketball, and the right one is half that size, I suspect you have problems beyond those caused by mosquito bites. "The standard size of a basketball in the NBA is 29.5 to 29.875 inches (75 to 75.88 cm) in circumference.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fritter1970 Posted November 25, 2011 Author Share Posted November 25, 2011 The left nut is still double the size of the other nut. The doctor said I have a case of semi-elephantitis. He recommended using bags of frozen veg on the nut in question in a bid to effect the ball bag at a molecular level. He also said to keep the spoof supply chain active by way of multiple daily ejaculations. As weird as it sounds I think I am noticing a slight improvement in both the colour and sensitivity of the <deleted> in question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janverbeem Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 The left nut is still double the size of the other nut. The doctor said I have a case of semi-elephantitis. He recommended using bags of frozen veg on the nut in question in a bid to effect the ball bag at a molecular level. He also said to keep the spoof supply chain active by way of multiple daily ejaculations. As weird as it sounds I think I am noticing a slight improvement in both the colour and sensitivity of the <deleted> in question. I should go quickly to a specialist as it sounds like orchitis.If it is you might be in for a painfull next few days.Experienced it a few times in the past 20 years and it isn't a luxury,the sooner you get the anti biotic injections the better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 The left nut is still double the size of the other nut. The doctor said I have a case of semi-elephantitis. He recommended using bags of frozen veg on the nut in question in a bid to effect the ball bag at a molecular level. He also said to keep the spoof supply chain active by way of multiple daily ejaculations. As weird as it sounds I think I am noticing a slight improvement in both the colour and sensitivity of the <deleted> in question. I should go quickly to a specialist as it sounds like orchitis.If it is you might be in for a painfull next few days.Experienced it a few times in the past 20 years and it isn't a luxury,the sooner you get the anti biotic injections the better. I agree. He should find a doctor with a better sense of humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinbin Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Unfortunately the array of underwater lights attract mosquitoes by the truckload. Fritter1970Unfortunately Fritter1970, mosquitos are not attracted to light. They are attracted by smell and dark colours. Try looking at your personal hygene to start with. This may prevent future swarming. http://www.allmosquitos.com/what-attracts-mosquitos/what-attracts-mosquitoes.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissesGrin Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Wow. That's really strange. You might have had an allergic reaction to the bites. Clean the area properly and thoroughly, apply any kind of anti-itch cream to soothe the irritation, and I'd suggest you see a medical professional if symptoms don't get better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groongthep Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 The left nut is still double the size of the other nut. The doctor said I have a case of semi-elephantitis. He recommended using bags of frozen veg on the nut in question in a bid to effect the ball bag at a molecular level. He also said to keep the spoof supply chain active by way of multiple daily ejaculations. As weird as it sounds I think I am noticing a slight improvement in both the colour and sensitivity of the <deleted> in question. This guy was swimming in the same pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IslandMuayThai Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 ^^^ hahaha thats awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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