Robby nz Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Lawrence Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Now that is a very clever joke Robby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 5555 and Chris, being an Aussie ... I know what 'Bunnings' is ... funny also. Robby ... I translated this for my Thai dentist ... I'm sure he will get a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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