Having Your Husband Neutered Like Your Dog

[meatboy]

as its a month since we had our dog neutered my wife cannot believe the difference it has made she now wants to know if it works on human beings.i now know what she said to the vet yesterday that made him laugh so much.i hope she didnt misunderstand me when i told her to balls off.

[bina]

meatboy as imve mentioned before; once a male whether its human dog or goat or horse, once a male has had use of his equipment more then just once... even if the balls come off, the behavior stays..

watch a (ex)stallion around mares in heat even after he's been gelded properly (all the equiptment including the tubes leading all the way up to make sure all the gland is out)... olfactory memory kicks in and the gelding still often trys to 'ride' the mares... sure, it evens them out a bit (not quite as nasty, agressive etc) but still the actions are there. stud dogs same same. foofoo managed to mount and tie lilee both her heats; he goes beserk although much less so and with less agression then prior neuter. and men, well, if they dont suffer from mental problems with the loss of a ball, they can still do the dirty...

its all a combination of hormones, olfactory or other sensory memory, and behavioral patterns...

which is why often people complain after theyneuter their dog at much later age; or male donkey or stallion (here they like to wait so that the gelding develops a 'male' neck and actions, or they take off the balls but sort of incompletely so that there is still some hormone secrection...

should i translate for wife?

bina

[drtreelove]

Translate for dog, donkey and goat too. All males should be warned of this evil discussion.

[MAJIC]

Translate for dog, donkey and goat too. All males should be warned of this evil discussion.

And highly Sexist!

[manarak]

5555

on second thought... maybe move this thread to the Ladies' forum!

:phear:

[meatboy]

mrs meat wants to know,does it stop me moaning when she asks for money,stop me smiling when she goes out,always miserable when she returns,stop me eyeing up sexy uni.girls and refrain from kissing the dog and pattering her on the head when i go out.i think she's going ba-ba -baong.love me love my dog now who sang that?

[Crossy]

love me love my dog now who sang that?

Peter Shelly back in 1975

[SimonD]

Would it stop me scratching behind my ear with my foot?

[bina]

only while the stitches are still there.

[F1fanatic]

love me love my dog now who sang that?

Peter Shelly back in 1975

I'm impressed!

[meatboy]

all this talk about having me neutered is making my mrs.paranoed,last night she called me a dirty dog,caught me pissing against the mango tree.

[rucus7]

Meatboy, It seems to me the only way to know, is for you to proceed with the surgery and report the results to the Thai Visa forum.

Best of luck

[transam]

all this talk about having me neutered is making my mrs.paranoed,last night she called me a dirty dog,caught me pissing against the mango tree.

Yep, time for the op, god knows where you nose might be tomorrow.

[SimonD]

Meatboy, It seems to me the only way to know, is for you to proceed with the surgery and report the results to the Thai Visa forum.

Best of luck

Yes, and there will be a nice juicy bone in it for you at the end.

It'll be ruff, mind.

[Crossy]

love me love my dog now who sang that?

Peter Shelly back in 1975

I'm impressed!

I actually liked and bought that track.

He was also the original Alvin Stardust, fascinating career http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Shelley

[meatboy]

well here's the latest,this morning mrs.meat put my breakfast outside with the dogs,i asked her <deleted> is going on?she replied you seem to love the dog more than me.so i told her dont make me choose,i told her every time i go out and come home late the dog is always there to greet me,also his family never visit and if he did leave he wouldnt take half my fking stuff,so one wife needs a loving home,good cook,house trained,looks good for her age,has a british passport,the only drawback is she likes to watch thai soaps.would consider another dog in part ex.