On the porch, birds calling, fish in the ponds, dog at my feet, nice looooong G & T, ice and lemon.

Paradise!

Shame it won't last long, though. I only managed to find 4 small bottles...................

I'd better make the most of it.

Paradise never lasts forever

Where??

Sorry, only got two left......

Sounds just as nice as my Barbados rum and OJ, with my dog by my side, listening to tunes while my wife was meditating in her Buddha room. Just a beautiful afternoon and evening!

Enjoy!

Just found out I have another four days onshore.....

Life is good and getting better, but I need to ffind some more tonic!

Just found out I have another four days onshore.....

Life is good and getting better, but I need to ffind some more tonic!

or some ice and Noilly pratt vermouth!

No shortage of tonic in Malaysia, and it's half the price..!

It amazes me how many blokes drink G&T here as where i'm from a bloke wouldn't be seen dead holding such a tarts drink.......seriously!!

Whats the difference between tonic water and sodawater?

Whats the difference between tonic water and sodawater?

soda water hasn't got the bitterness that tonic has.........apparently....

Whats the difference between tonic water and sodawater?

I guess you've never had a gin and tonic then...

It amazes me how many blokes drink G&T here as where i'm from a bloke wouldn't be seen dead holding such a tarts drink.......seriously!!

It amazes me how some people from a very small part of the world can't see beyond their small part of the world!

Whats the difference between tonic water and sodawater?

I guess you've never had a gin and tonic then...

Learn the lessons of Empire old boy. Tonic a day keeps the malaria away.

Regular tonic water does not contain quinine. Schweppes "Indian" tonic water does contain quinine.

Pilots have to be careful to avoid quinine because it can can cause vertigo in-flight.

Whats the difference between tonic water and sodawater?

With Gin my friend, its like the difference between a woman and a wank!

Regular tonic water does not contain quinine. Schweppes "Indian" tonic water does contain quinine.

Pilots have to be careful to avoid quinine because it can can cause vertigo in-flight.

I'm pretty sure they have to avoid the gin as well

Whats the difference between tonic water and sodawater?

I guess you've never had a gin and tonic then...

Learn the lessons of Empire old boy. Tonic a day keeps the malaria away.

If the formula has not changed to make tonic water you are right

Tonic water has quinine in it which stops you catching malaria

It amazes me how many blokes drink G&T here as where i'm from a bloke wouldn't be seen dead holding such a tarts drink.......seriously!!

Which is why your country never carved out an empire.

Pip-pip, tally-ho.

It amazes me how many blokes drink G&T here as where i'm from a bloke wouldn't be seen dead holding such a tarts drink.......seriously!!

Which is why your country never carved out an empire.

Pip-pip, tally-ho.

We always meant to but silly little things always kept getting in the way, the races, barbies, a doo on at the pub, defending your empire ....

No shortage of tonic in Malaysia, and it's half the price..!

That might be, but you need gin as well to make GT!

It amazes me how many blokes drink G&T here as where i'm from a bloke wouldn't be seen dead holding such a tarts drink.......seriously!!

Which is why your country never carved out an empire.

Pip-pip, tally-ho.

Which country is that then, you dry lunch..........

It amazes me how many blokes drink G&T here as where i'm from a bloke wouldn't be seen dead holding such a tarts drink.......seriously!!

Which is why your country never carved out an empire.

Pip-pip, tally-ho.

Which country is that then, you dry lunch..........

I googled dry lunch --- are you implying that he is "an incredibly irritating person, who has a face that just winds you up for no reason and you also feel the need to slap them upside the head but you're not quite sure why...."

Well, if you like your rum/bourbon and Coke you better go and stock up on Coke, seems to be that Pepsi is replacing the Coke. Very little Coke in our Mom and Pop store and none in Central or Makro!!!

Whats the difference between tonic water and sodawater?

Blokes can drink Soda...

It amazes me how many blokes drink G&T here as where i'm from a bloke wouldn't be seen dead holding such a tarts drink.......seriously!!

Which is why your country never carved out an empire.

Pip-pip, tally-ho.

Which country is that then, you dry lunch..........

Rule Brittania! Britania rules the........ etc. etc. etc.

Which country is that then, you dry lunch..........

I googled dry lunch --- are you implying that he is "an incredibly irritating person, who has a face that just winds you up for no reason and you also feel the need to slap them upside the head but you're not quite sure why...."

Brilliant! Describes me perfectly.

I googled dry lunch --- are you implying that he is "an incredibly irritating person, who has a face that just winds you up for no reason and you also feel the need to slap them upside the head but you're not quite sure why...."

Better than calling him/her/it a 'melt' i suppose, there again, after the last post...... probably not!! 5555

Does anyone know why it is impossible to find tonic nowadays?

The Bangkok floods were a while ago and most other commodities are available again.

Which country is that then, you dry lunch..........

I googled dry lunch --- are you implying that he is "an incredibly irritating person, who has a face that just winds you up for no reason and you also feel the need to slap them upside the head but you're not quite sure why...."

Brilliant! Describes me perfectly.

And so a new nikname is born....