I knew it was a scam when.... Yorkie said I had to buy him a drink first

I knew it was a scam when.... Yorkie said I had to buy him a drink first

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She knew is was a scam when...

- he said he would love her in the morning

- the check is in the mail

I initially concluded this was a scam because the sender, aparently some chairman/director with millions of dollars behind him/her of such a huge organization, was using a free msn email account

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you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 2,500,000

(EUROS) (TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND EUROS)

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I knew it was a scam when the vicar said 'With All Thy Worldly Goods"..

when Peter Costello said I'm going to give tax cuts to all.

I knew it was a scam when the bar girl paid me 1000 baht to finish my drink and walk out of the bar with her.

I knew the scam was continuing when she paid me another 1500 baht in the morning.

Two years later I still believe that I am a victim of her scam but now she has upped her payment every morning to 2500 baht.

I am now up to my neck in her money and it still keeps pouring in.................I just hate scams !!!! 

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I knew it was a scam when his lips started to move

I knew it was a scam when she said he was her cousin

I knew it was a scam when.... Yorkie said I had to buy him a drink first

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She knew is was a scam when...

- he said he would love her in the morning

- the check is in the mail OMG... you mean they lied to me??? I should have known. Why would anybody send a cheque from London to Thailand ?

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I knew it was a scam when I woke up broke in Thailand teaching English to uninterested students.

Oh shit - I was scammed.

.......when he had a white face and spoke english.....

Scam Warning:

I hate these warnings and normally never forward them, but this one is important.

If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your arse, DO NOT show him your arse.

This is a scam, he only wants to see your arse.

I wish I'd got this warning yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.

Peter

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"purposely show another man my arse?" I hope I'm not reading this wrong.

If a man ask me to you "him" my arse, I would be inclined to show him the bottom of my foot My arse is well protected by mrs Ozone!

I knew a scam was afoot the moment I guessed he was African.

419 million pounds was almost mine.

I knew it was a scam when she said, "I love you for your heart."

I should never have asked why.

I enjoyed this thread. The thing is what are African scammers doing here? They don't work in ESL and nobody in their right mind would give them a job. They can't ALL be shipping heroin, can they?

I know the negro 419 scam letter is here, but how many people fall for that?