Thetyim Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I knew it was a scam when.... Yorkie said I had to buy him a drink first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveromagnino Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I knew it was a scam when.... Yorkie said I had to buy him a drink first <{POST_SNAPBACK}> She knew is was a scam when... - he said he would love her in the morning - the check is in the mail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenwanderer108 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I initially concluded this was a scam because the sender, aparently some chairman/director with millions of dollars behind him/her of such a huge organization, was using a free msn email account Sir/Madam,We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 23rd of November 2005 all games promotion. Your e-mail address attached to your lotto payment order (i) Serial number: xxxxx (ii) Ticket number: xxxxx (iii) Lotto code number: xxxxx (iv) The file ref number: xxxxx The payment order (i)-(iv), which consequently won in the 1st category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 2,500,000 (EUROS) (TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND EUROS) CONGRATULATIONS!!! For security purpose and clarity, we advise that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims have been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 companies and 30,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every year. This lottery was promoted and sponsored by eminent personalities like The Free Lotto Awards, Microsoft Corporation, the Intel Group, Toshiba, Dell Computers, Mackintosh and a conglomeration of other international IT companies. The free lotto Internet draw is held once in a year and is so organized to encourage the use of the Internet and computers worldwide. We are proud to say that over 200 Million Euros are won annually in more than 150 countries worldwide. We look forward to your active participation in our next year USD50 million slot. To process your claim, please fill the form below and contact our clearance office via the email address below: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuestHouse Posted December 15, 2005 Author Share Posted December 15, 2005 I knew it was a scam when the vicar said 'With All Thy Worldly Goods".. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 when Peter Costello said I'm going to give tax cuts to all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oopapasan Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I knew it was a scam when the bar girl paid me 1000 baht to finish my drink and walk out of the bar with her.I knew the scam was continuing when she paid me another 1500 baht in the morning. Two years later I still believe that I am a victim of her scam but now she has upped her payment every morning to 2500 baht. I am now up to my neck in her money and it still keeps pouring in.................I just hate scams !!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I knew it was a scam when his lips started to move Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abandon Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I knew it was a scam when she said he was her cousin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I knew it was a scam when.... Yorkie said I had to buy him a drink first <{POST_SNAPBACK}> She knew is was a scam when... - he said he would love her in the morning - the check is in the mail OMG... you mean they lied to me??? I should have known. Why would anybody send a cheque from London to Thailand ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mraitchison Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I knew it was a scam when I woke up broke in Thailand teaching English to uninterested students. Oh shit - I was scammed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gburns57au Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 .......when he had a white face and spoke english..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OZONE Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Scam Warning:I hate these warnings and normally never forward them, but this one is important. If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your arse, DO NOT show him your arse. This is a scam, he only wants to see your arse. I wish I'd got this warning yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap. Peter <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "purposely show another man my arse?" I hope I'm not reading this wrong. If a man ask me to you "him" my arse, I would be inclined to show him the bottom of my foot My arse is well protected by mrs Ozone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffin Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 I knew a scam was afoot the moment I guessed he was African. 419 million pounds was almost mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 I knew it was a scam when she said, "I love you for your heart." I should never have asked why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffin Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 I enjoyed this thread. The thing is what are African scammers doing here? They don't work in ESL and nobody in their right mind would give them a job. They can't ALL be shipping heroin, can they? I know the negro 419 scam letter is here, but how many people fall for that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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