Popular Post theblether Posted March 14, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 14, 2012 Ten Things You Will Never Hear In Thailand.........and a few more to boot. I was reading through several dozen replies to topics and it got me thinking what are you least likely to hear in Thailand. As usual I'll start us off and I bet there will be a few responses which are right on the button........ 1. The Father............"What? You want to pay Sin Sod for her? Your joking!!"............ 2. Mother.................."I don't like gold". 3. Girlfriend.............."I'm only with you for the money" 4. Brit Pensioner......"Keep the pension rise, put it to the national debt". 5. Ladyboy..............."Does my ass look big in this?" 6. Wife......................"If we can't buy the house in your name then I do not want it" 7. Scandinavians......Laughter ( sorry George ) 8. Buffalo.................."I'm telling you, I'm never sick!!" 9. Bar Girl................"You no handsum man" 10. Silence..............Silence is a criminal offence in Thailand. No doubt some of you are wishing for some silence from theblether, but sorry, it's what I do!! So what do you think you will never hear in Thailand? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post pattayadingo Posted March 14, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 14, 2012 11) In my case... you so hansum you have me for free. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted March 14, 2012 Author Share Posted March 14, 2012 11) In my case... you so hansum you have me for free. me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post smokie36 Posted March 14, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 14, 2012 12) Ohhhh! you have small....! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tutsiwarrior Posted March 14, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 14, 2012 (edited) '10. Silence...Silence is a criminal offense in Thailand' oh yeah?...then those of us that have endured THE SILENT TREATMENT are entitled to prosecute at will... 'silent today are we?...you shall regret that me darling...' (a small, cringing brown woman with a Vincent Price figure towering menacingly...) http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://feardex.com/wp-content/uploads/hohh.jpg&imgrefurl=http://feardex.com/moview/house-on-haunted-hill-1959-review/&h=285&w=400&sz=22&tbnid=e1S3cLAOdiwLBM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=126&zoom=1&docid=MKnL50FZHHenYM&sa=X&ei=FvxgT-inLdCzrAfC6NmQBg&ved=0CF4Q9QEwBA&dur=4344 Edited March 14, 2012 by tutsiwarrior 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Carib Posted March 14, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 14, 2012 We will never hear; Blethering in Thailand, but something tells me that is going to change 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post David48 Posted March 14, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 14, 2012 13) Taxi Driver ................. sure I have change for 1,000 Baht 13a ) Taxi Driver ………... oh you are tired after long haul flight and you want me to stop blethering on … no problem (thanks Carib) 14) Tuk Tuk driver .......... You only want down the road, sure, 30 Baht, hop in 15) Apartment Manager .. Yes, we charge same price for electricity that we buy it for 16) (Any) Embassy ........... So your girlfriend promises to return to Thailand after the Visa expires, good enough for me ... APPROVED 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJIC Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 (edited) 17.....My Buffalo never get sick. 18.....You come live me,I build you Big House 19.....Send me money,I keep work in Bar 20.....Husband me he good Thai man Edited March 14, 2012 by MAJIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post necronx99 Posted March 14, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 14, 2012 (edited) 21) I can't take your money, you will have to pay this ticket at the station. 22) I know exactly what you are after, it is on the bottom shelf in aisle 3 23) We don't have it but I can order it and it will be here in 2 days. Edited March 14, 2012 by necronx99 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post smokie36 Posted March 14, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 14, 2012 24) You ugly. Go home. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post xandreu Posted March 14, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 14, 2012 12) Ohhhh! you have small....! As a friend once told me, he met a girl who wouldn't stop going on about how handsome he was. He convinced himself that she had a good point. Then she kept saying what a nice smile he had. Again, he couldn't believe what an honest and truthful girl she was. It wasn't until they got back to the bedroom and she pointed out what a large one he had that he realised she was a total bare faced liar. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rideswings Posted March 14, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 14, 2012 (edited) 25) Father in law - "Dinner is on me" 26) Wife - "I dont care what all my gf's have, I am happy with what I have now" 27) Waitress - "Heres your free water" 28) Oncoming driver - "Go ahead and walk in front of me, I brake for pedestrians" 29) Store employee - "May I help you" 30) Any Thai woman - "Im full and cant eat any more" 31) Wife - "You smell fine darling, you dont need to shower" 32) Wife - "Lets go to the beach so I can get a tan" 33) Shop owner - "No sir its the same price for you as it is for Thais" Edited March 14, 2012 by rideswings 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sing_Sling Posted March 14, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 14, 2012 32) I'm sorry. Completely my fault (pretty much any Thai) 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattayadingo Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 34 Today you sleep all day, Teerak. I do everything. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post canuckamuck Posted March 14, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 14, 2012 We should watch how other countries do things so we can become more efficient. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Let's allow westerners the opportunity to fully own their businesses so they can manage them properly with less risk, it would improve foreign investment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 (edited) We'll give # 35, 36) to canuckamuck ... stop posting while I'm writing mine ! Adding one more ... 37) Gf/Wife/Mistress .... I only buy cheap shoes, 300 Baht, here is your change Edit: Changed my mind from saying something supporting the Thais . Edited March 14, 2012 by David48 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xandreu Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Alright me ol' china? How ya diddlin'? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post necronx99 Posted March 14, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 14, 2012 38) No money needed Sir, the jetski was damaged like this before you took it out. 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post David48 Posted March 15, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 15, 2012 39) Indian ... Why would you need a suit Sir? TiT 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 (edited) Shopkeeper : of course you can get a refund Shopkeeper: customer service is a priority Any Thai : Excuse me Thai family members : Yes, I'll put fuel back in after I have used it. Thai family members: I only want to borrow it for a short time Edited March 15, 2012 by CharlieH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeraLynn Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Lakorns are crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fletchsmile Posted March 15, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 15, 2012 (edited) Most Thais: "Sorry..." and/or "Sorry, my mistake..." Most Thais to a foreigner: "Your Thai language is crap, I've no idea what you're talking about..." Edited March 15, 2012 by fletchsmile 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanForbes Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 That's a blethering good list, But after an afternoon and evening of debauchery I'm too tired to think of any more. Oh, and I didn't have one alcoholic drink yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Bar Girl - "Yes, I work bar 3 years already and have 10 Farang boyfriends that send me money every month" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Girlfriend - "Him? oh no, him not my brother, him my husband" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Girlfriend/Wife - "NO, I not want to start a business, I have no business acumen whaysoever and would surely lose all the money that you invest" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post loong Posted March 15, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 15, 2012 Anyone - "Here's the 10,000 Baht that I borrowed, repaid on time, in full and I added an extra 1000 as interest" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Anyone- "Thankyou, I'm really grateful and it is much appreciated" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Bargirl - "Don't be stupid, I only know you 5 days already, why would I love you so soon? No I won't miss you when you are back in FarangLand, I'll probably have another boyfriend before your plane lands" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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