Popular Post tink2mutt Posted March 15, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 15, 2012 Thai wedding guests - "look we have had enough Wiskey - save the rest for another time" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dean999 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 #73. "Yes that is my dog sh_t and ill pick it up. Sorry." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisinth Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 #74 National park attendant: 200 Baht? Nah, its 20 Baht same as the rest of the punters 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisinth Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 #75 (Most) Thai dog owners: Actually its not my dog, and yes it will chew your <deleted> off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tink2mutt Posted March 15, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 15, 2012 76) Young girl with old man " I invited two of my friends to eat at the resto with us but they will pay their own way." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tink2mutt Posted March 15, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 15, 2012 Speaking of things you never hear - a bar lady told me once that the girls at the bar referred to short time with a japanese men as 333. 3 inches 3 minutes 3,000 baht. True story - I laughed my head off. P.S. Apologies if any japanese members were offended. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Market: those trailing bare electrical cables twisted together all over the floor are fine. Restaurant: You want your meals served at the same time ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DP25 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Bitter, moaning farang - I can't wait to get home, and I'm certainly not going to obsessively moan about Thailand on the internet after I do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tink2mutt Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Not bitter and moaning - just having some fun. 78) I will just put a sign up warning people to be careful of this big hole in the sidewalk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattayadingo Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Speaking of things you never hear - a bar lady told me once that the girls at the bar referred to short time with a japanese men as 333. 3 inches 3 minutes 3,000 baht. True story - I laughed my head off. P.S. Apologies if any japanese members were offended. What???? 3 times the pleasure with less than half the size? What am I doing wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 immigration office: "no need to file for an extension of stay in future Sir. we have just been informed by the Ministry of Interior that all Farangs... i mean all honourable foreign guests and their wives have been granted permanent residence. and here's the application form for Thai citizenship. just sign at the dotted line and hand me a recent passport size photograph. unfortunately it will take three weekdays for processing. as weekend starts tomorrow you might not be able to pick up your Thai passport before wednesday noon. fees? No Sir, no fees! it's free of charge." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tink2mutt Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 81) This Somtam is too spicy!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tink2mutt Posted March 15, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted March 15, 2012 82) No ice in my beer thanks - it makes it flat and watery. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted March 15, 2012 Author Share Posted March 15, 2012 The Blether: I'll be quiet There's no chance of that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted March 15, 2012 Author Share Posted March 15, 2012 OUTSTANDING!!!!!............... Thanks very much, highly entertaining, and you know the old line about "There's never a truer word said than a word said in jest" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookMan Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 83) This footpath is for pedestrians only. No market stalls or motorcycle allowed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookMan Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 84) I'm sorry, but I really don't know which way you need to go to get to that place. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dean999 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 (edited) #85. Some TV members,"I love ladyboys and visit them often." Edited March 15, 2012 by dean999 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dean999 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 #86. Before you bar fine a beautiful Thai lady,"sorry i have nuts." Not my experiance but it makes me laugh to think of it happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipo1000 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Yes sir, the item we advertise we have in stock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farangme Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 HomePro employee: let me show you where that is. Thai relatives: Thankyou. That's very generous of you. Posted with Thaivisa App http://apps.thaivisa.com 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookMan Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 (edited) #90. Yes, we have added sugar to that Edited March 15, 2012 by BookMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipo1000 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Homepro Employee ; Waterheater no have promotion. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookMan Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 #92. Yes we admit it. You and your friends got drunk and we added a few more beers to your bar tab. We are sorry and wont do it next time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how241 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Some good and some funny thought here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samsiam Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 #??...Strewth mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arminbkk Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Thai person: I wanna hear all about your country and culture, customs and traditions, and how things are organized, politics............. Thai person: I don't like football. Thai person: No whiskey for me please. Thai man: I only have eyes for my wife/gf. Thai woman: I do not look for honest, sincere, real love/soul mate, just for unadulterated fun ( ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arminbkk Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 #92. Yes we admit it. You and your friends got drunk and we added a few more beers to your bar tab. We are sorry and wont do it next time. Yeah :: "we want you to join us because we like you, not because we are broke and we need somebody to pay since we still wanna get drunk". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arminbkk Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 #93 Sorry, I know I shouldn't make a dead stop in the middle of a crowded sidewalk, but I just love that dress hanging over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipo1000 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 (edited) Look,it's snowing outside. Edited March 15, 2012 by pipo1000 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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