Sino-Siamese Maidens

[MediumPaceBowler]

This is a thread designed for admirers of Sino-Siamese beauty.

What is it, do you think, that makes our delectable maidens so special?

Is it their slim, well-trimmed figures?

Or is it their elegant, feminine demeanors?

Then again, could it be that they score a point or two higher on the IQ scale than their fair, all-Thai sisters?

I really don't know!

But what I do know is that my "pan-Asian' girlfriend (formerly known as my Thai-Chinese-Arabic-Indian girlfriend) is indeed very special!!!!

Gentlemen, if you've been looking for a platform on which you can share stories about your exotic Sino-Siamese maidens, you've come to the right place. Post away. Let's share our happy experiences!

Connoisseurs of genuine female beauty, I salute you.

Posting Guidelines. Expats only. Connoisseurs of Sino-Siamese maidens only. No trolling. No stalking. No abuse.

[smokie36]

Posting Guidelines. Expats only. Connoisseurs of Sino-Siamese maidens only. No trolling. No stalking. No abuse.

Hmmm....OK so no women....no funny comments.....only expats.....oh and you abused most of the country's women with a sweeping generalisation regarding their IQ's.

Carry on. I'd hate to be accused of abusing anyone myself.

[smokie36]

Btw if your gal is so hot and you are as you say in Thailand and an expat....why are you here posting at 0330?

[necronx99]

Btw if your gal is so hot and you are as you say in Thailand and an expat....why are you here posting at 0330?

Well duh...she is out making money to support his sumptuous lifestyle...

[smokie36]

Btw if your gal is so hot and you are as you say in Thailand and an expat....why are you here posting at 0330?

Well duh...she is out making money to support his sumptuous lifestyle...

That explains why he aint posted a reply. Must be out on the Honda picking her up from the Nana City Inn...

Edited April 18, 2012 by smokie36

[necronx99]

Btw if your gal is so hot and you are as you say in Thailand and an expat....why are you here posting at 0330?

Well duh...she is out making money to support his sumptuous lifestyle...

That explains why he aint posted a reply. Must be out on the Honda picking her up from the Nana City Inn...

Those Sino-Thai girls have a very good work ethic.

[smokie36]

Btw if your gal is so hot and you are as you say in Thailand and an expat....why are you here posting at 0330?

Well duh...she is out making money to support his sumptuous lifestyle...

That explains why he aint posted a reply. Must be out on the Honda picking her up from the Nana City Inn...

Those Sino-Thai girls have a very good work ethic.

Ahh you mean he is waiting outside Spicy now?...gotcha.

[farang000999]

Bowler, these days the common theme is to post pointless BS like this on ur facebook page. then people can barely read it and do a +1 or post a 4 word response.

[Naam]

Btw if your gal is so hot and you are as you say in Thailand and an expat....why are you here posting at 0330?

Well duh...she is out making money to support his sumptuous lifestyle...

teaching quantum physics at "Night University"?

[necronx99]

Btw if your gal is so hot and you are as you say in Thailand and an expat....why are you here posting at 0330?

Well duh...she is out making money to support his sumptuous lifestyle...

teaching quantum physics at "Night University"?

Trying to turn long time into short time by having the motosai taxi accelerate near to C

[kerryk]

Thailand has convinced itself that there is such a thing as Thai Chinese and they are better looking and more intelligent and more successful and more hard working and more moral than regular Thai people. Everything good about people is embodied in the Thai Chinese.

Thais and naive ex pats have convinced themselves Thai Chinese are identifiable by their actions and appearance. Thai academics have even written books backing up this proposition. But it is obvious to anyone with even half a brain outside of Thailand and China that it is an urban legend.

To give yourself an idea of the scientific rational of this idea lets say it is Scottish Americans instead. They are more inventive, wealthier, better looking, whiter, more moral, more hard working, better business men than the average American. Are there Scottish Americans, I guess a couple of million Americans identify themselves as Scottish Americans. Anyway you get my point Thai Chinese are about as real and visible and identifiable as Scottish Americans. Sure the Scottish Americans exist but there is no way to identify them from their actions or appearance. Irish Americans perhaps but we are not talking about them.

[meom]

Good point.

Understanding the wave function is an essential part of getting into someone’s wallet with a smile since it unifies the angular momentum, wave-particle duality and the uncertainty principle, all three of which are the cornerstones of maximizing one’s profit with the least amount of effort.

[HidyHo]

I just want to see some photos of op's pan-asian gf!

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[Payboy]

Btw if your gal is so hot and you are as you say in Thailand and an expat....why are you here posting at 0330?

Well duh...she is out making money to support his sumptuous lifestyle...

teaching quantum physics at "Night University"?

Perhaps she could help with my research paper on black holes.

[HardenedSoul]

Well let's have a photo of this supposedly smokin' hot piece of Thai-Chinese trim the OP claims to have.

Make sure she's holding a copy of the day's Bangkok Post - I'm sure she'll lend you the money to buy it.

[kerryk]

Well let's have a photo of this supposedly smokin' hot piece of Thai-Chinese trim the OP claims to have.

Make sure she's holding a copy of the day's Bangkok Post - I'm sure she'll lend you the money to buy it.

I think given the OP posting history we should all insist on that photo before further replies to any of his posts.

[sparebox2]

Why go for the Sino-Thai.

Why go for just 50%.

I'll take it all the way and get a Sino-Sino (Chinese) chick. 100% pure brood.

[StreetCowboy]

Posting Guidelines. Expats only. Connoisseurs of Sino-Siamese maidens only. No trolling. No stalking. No abuse.

Hmmm....OK so no women....no funny comments.....only expats.....oh and you abused most of the country's women with a sweeping generalisation regarding their IQ's.

Carry on. I'd hate to be accused of abusing anyone myself.

I think he's kidding no-one but himself about the "no trolling"

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[kerryk]

Posting Guidelines. Expats only. Connoisseurs of Sino-Siamese maidens only. No trolling. No stalking. No abuse.

Hmmm....OK so no women....no funny comments.....only expats.....oh and you abused most of the country's women with a sweeping generalisation regarding their IQ's.

Carry on. I'd hate to be accused of abusing anyone myself.

I think he's kidding no-one but himself about the "no trolling"

SC

I think we may be dealing with some serious issues.

Anyone knows there are beautiful women in every culture and from every ethnicity. This obsession about Thai Chinese women is unnatural and unhealthy.

Mention it once or twice OK but not as frequent as the OP.

[StreetCowboy]

Posting Guidelines. Expats only. Connoisseurs of Sino-Siamese maidens only. No trolling. No stalking. No abuse.

Hmmm....OK so no women....no funny comments.....only expats.....oh and you abused most of the country's women with a sweeping generalisation regarding their IQ's.

Carry on. I'd hate to be accused of abusing anyone myself.

I think he's kidding no-one but himself about the "no trolling"

SC

I think we may be dealing with some serious issues.

Anyone knows there are beautiful women in every culture and from every ethnicity. This obsession about Thai Chinese women is unnatural and unhealthy.

Mention it once or twice OK but not as frequent as the OP.

I get FSD on the ironometer with the "no trolling" comment, but I think actually the whole post is intended sarcastically; I think it is omniferrous.

I'm assuming that the girl in question's mother is Thai, and that the father may be Arabic, Indian or Chinese... anyway, I don't know the lady in question, or her daughter his girlfriend (as far as I know...) so can't comment on her charms or looks. I imagine she's pretty non-descript, though, if the most important thing about her is her parentage... presumably she's like Prince Charles

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[necronx99]

Posting Guidelines. Expats only. Connoisseurs of Sino-Siamese maidens only. No trolling. No stalking. No abuse.

Hmmm....OK so no women....no funny comments.....only expats.....oh and you abused most of the country's women with a sweeping generalisation regarding their IQ's.

Carry on. I'd hate to be accused of abusing anyone myself.

I think he's kidding no-one but himself about the "no trolling"

SC

I think we may be dealing with some serious issues.

Anyone knows there are beautiful women in every culture and from every ethnicity. This obsession about Thai Chinese women is unnatural and unhealthy.

Mention it once or twice OK but not as frequent as the OP.

I get FSD on the ironometer with the "no trolling" comment, but I think actually the whole post is intended sarcastically; I think it is omniferrous.

I'm assuming that the girl in question's mother is Thai, and that the father may be Arabic, Indian or Chinese... anyway, I don't know the lady in question, or her daughter his girlfriend (as far as I know...) so can't comment on her charms or looks. I imagine she's pretty non-descript, though, if the most important thing about her is her parentage... presumably she's like Prince Charles

SC

Stop using words I have to look up. Or at least put a warning at the top of the post. Sheesh...

[MediumPaceBowler]

Greetings, admirers of Sino-Siamese beauty! I trust this happy Friday finds you and your delectable maidens in glowing health.

Some of you have asked to see photos of my exotic pan-Asian girlfriend.

This is unfortunately not possible. I need to protect her identity in order that I can protect my own. And I need to protect my own in order that I can protect that of my son.

It's possible, you see, that some of you may actually have come across my pan-Asian girlfriend already. Perhaps you noticed her exotic looks as she was exiting a high-end boutique in Siam Paragon; perhaps she caught your attention at a beauty salon in The Emporium; or perhaps she distracted you for a second or two as she sped past in her BMW.

I'm sure all of you Oxbridge and Ivy League intellectuals will understand and respect my privacy concerns.

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Mr KerryK writes that:

Thailand has convinced itself that there is such a thing as Thai Chinese and they are better looking and more intelligent and more successful and more hard working and more moral than regular Thai people. Everything good about people is embodied in the Thai Chinese.

Thais have convinced themselves (that) Thai Chinese are identifiable by their actions and appearance. Thai academics have even written books backing up this proposition. But it is obvious to anyone with even half a brain outside of Thailand and China that it is an urban legend.

I have little doubt he's right. After all, how on earth could these little yellow people possibly understand their own history and culture?

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And that brings to an end my 121st post here on Thailand's leading forum for expats.

[StreetCowboy]

Greetings, admirers of Sino-Siamese beauty! I trust this happy Friday finds you and your delectable maidens in glowing health.

Some of you have asked to see photos of my exotic pan-Asian girlfriend.

This is unfortunately not possible. I need to protect her identity in order that I can protect my own. And I need to protect my own in order that I can protect that of my son.

It's possible, you see, that some of you may actually have come across my pan-Asian girlfriend already. Perhaps you noticed her exotic looks as she was exiting a high-end boutique in Siam Paragon; perhaps she caught your attention at a beauty salon in The Emporium; or perhaps she distracted you for a second or two as she sped past in her BMW.

I'm sure all of you Oxbridge and Ivy League intellectuals will understand and respect my privacy concerns.

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Mr KerryK writes that:

Thailand has convinced itself that there is such a thing as Thai Chinese and they are better looking and more intelligent and more successful and more hard working and more moral than regular Thai people. Everything good about people is embodied in the Thai Chinese.

Thais have convinced themselves (that) Thai Chinese are identifiable by their actions and appearance. Thai academics have even written books backing up this proposition. But it is obvious to anyone with even half a brain outside of Thailand and China that it is an urban legend.

I have little doubt he's right. After all, how on earth could these little yellow people possibly understand their own history and culture?

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And that brings to an end my 121st post here on Thailand's leading forum for expats.

"No trolling"? You ARE joking, aren't you?

You're worse than the Blether, so you are.

I don't think Mr K was calling into question whether some Thais had Chinese ancestry, merely whether they formed a separate race that could be separated out like aluminy tins from the irony.

If you really want to go into racial profiling and separation, as I mentioned elsewhere, you should study practice in South Africa, where they found that while black and white might be relatively easily separated, when they got to 'coloured' they found infinite shades of grey, not mention hues and sheens

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[HardenedSoul]

It's possible, you see, that some of you may actually have come across my pan-Asian girlfriend already.

Took you long enough to admit it but yes, I daresay many of us have.

[kerryk]

Greetings, admirers of Sino-Siamese beauty! I trust this happy Friday finds you and your delectable maidens in glowing health.

Some of you have asked to see photos of my exotic pan-Asian girlfriend.

This is unfortunately not possible. I need to protect her identity in order that I can protect my own. And I need to protect my own in order that I can protect that of my son.

It's possible, you see, that some of you may actually have come across my pan-Asian girlfriend already. Perhaps you noticed her exotic looks as she was exiting a high-end boutique in Siam Paragon; perhaps she caught your attention at a beauty salon in The Emporium; or perhaps she distracted you for a second or two as she sped past in her BMW.

I'm sure all of you Oxbridge and Ivy League intellectuals will understand and respect my privacy concerns.

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Mr KerryK writes that:

Thailand has convinced itself that there is such a thing as Thai Chinese and they are better looking and more intelligent and more successful and more hard working and more moral than regular Thai people. Everything good about people is embodied in the Thai Chinese.

Thais have convinced themselves (that) Thai Chinese are identifiable by their actions and appearance. Thai academics have even written books backing up this proposition. But it is obvious to anyone with even half a brain outside of Thailand and China that it is an urban legend.

I have little doubt he's right. After all, how on earth could these little yellow people possibly understand their own history and culture?

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And that brings to an end my 121st post here on Thailand's leading forum for expats.

History of China since the communist party took over. History of WWII by the Japanese. History of the Thai underground during WWII. Have you read any of these? Suzi Wong is more factual.

Do we get the Polish or Newfy jokes next?

[MediumPaceBowler]

History of China since the communist party took over.

Excellent point. I have no idea at all what you're talking about, and I have very little doubt that you don't, either. But I'm sure you mean well!

You're aging Kerry. And you're starting to lose it.

That said, please convey my regards to your exquisite Sino-Siamese damsel.

[StreetCowboy]

History of China since the communist party took over.

Excellent point. I have no idea at all what you're talking about, and I have very little doubt that you don't, either. But I'm sure you mean well!

You're aging Kerry. And you're starting to lose it.

That said, please convey my regards to your exquisite Sino-Siamese damsel.

I think that was his point. Not only is he aging, but he has aged for a long time past. When we look back on the last few dozen years, and what what we have learnt, in our cases (I hope) that was bladder control, our mother tongue, and some basic social skills. In the meantime, allegedly, he was perfecting the art of charming the underwear of Thai ladies, regrdless of parentage.

Personally, I choose to ignore old fools, rather than argue with them (and young fools alike - as a farang I have little respect for age or fools) but, like Eddie Waring, I do enjoy watching any sporting contest between people wearing ridiculous clownfeet

SC