Here'S How You Should React If Assaulted By A Thai Woman:

[cathy211]

RUN! This is your best advice.

Why?

Because unless you have witnesses willing to corroborate your version of events (and then there's still no assurance you'll come out ahead), the charges are laid against you and only you.

By law, if 2 men/women fight, each are charged 500 baht and are left to go on their merry ways.

If a woman fights with a man and is hurt in the process, the negotiations begin...

You've been warned...

[Markland]

yes i was in a bar once where freelancers would hang out.A ex ..ex as in one or two night dirty affair was there.Because i had my eyes firmly set on another women she caame up to me and slapped my face 3 times

i wanted to choke her and slam her head against the wall

but i have never hit a women and never would

i am a former boxer and am a big guy.I just paid check bin and left without saying a word

i think she was hoping i would hit her

[TommoPhysicist]

The hot weather is really bringing out the crazies today!

[chiang mai]

You laugh but it's not that uncommon to have a Thai female slap your face without cause in order to provoke you, it's happened to me three times in ten years, all back in my earlier years I might add; the first was in a go-go joint on Soi Cowboy, the second in a bar in Nana and the third whilst I was sat quietly reading my newspaper and minding my own business on Beach Road in Pattaya, you'll note the common theme here!

[7by7]

Not Pattaya specific; moved to General.

[Semper]

it's happened to me three times in ten years

Yes, it's quite obvious that you are not married to a Thai.

[PoodMaiDai]

That is what pepper spray was invented for. That is a great "hands free" way of knocking someone's block off without causing any damage.

[chiang mai]

it's happened to me three times in ten years

Yes, it's quite obvious that you are not married to a Thai.

Each time by complete strangers, the girl on Beach Road had serious mental issues and should have been in care but the other two were simply barely legal aged go-go dancers. The OP is right though, it's not right to hit a female and chances are that all h_ll would have broken loose if I/anyone had.

Edited April 21, 2012 by chiang mai

[Totster]

yes i was in a bar once where freelancers would hang out.A ex ..ex as in one or two night dirty affair was there.Because i had my eyes firmly set on another women she caame up to me and slapped my face 3 times

i wanted to choke her and slam her head against the wall

but i have never hit a women and never would

i am a former boxer and am a big guy.I just paid check bin and left without saying a word

i think she was hoping i would hit her

Well, aren't you the big man..

Totster

[thenervoussurgeon]

Do what my friend did many years ago ,cover his head and try to stop the rain of blows from his ex g/f then when she complaines to the police go to the atm hand over your money to the policeman and to really get your nose rubbed in it watch them split it.

Edited April 22, 2012 by metisdead
Underscore removed.

[Totster]

Do what my friend did many years ago ,cover his head and try to stop the rain of blows from his ex g/f then when she complaines to the police go to the atm hand over your money to the policeman and to really get your nose rubbed in it watch them split it.

Why underlined ???

Totster

[thenervoussurgeon]

Do what my friend did many years ago ,cover his head and try to stop the rain of blows from his ex g/f then when she complaines to the police go to the atm hand over your money to the policeman and to really get your nose rubbed in it watch them split it.

Why underlined ???

Totster

dont know ,it keeps happening

[Semper]

it's happened to me three times in ten years

Yes, it's quite obvious that you are not married to a Thai.

Each time by complete strangers, the girl on Beach Road had serious mental issues and should have been in care but the other two were simply barely legal aged go-go dancers. The OP is right though, it's not right to hit a female and chances are that all h_ll would have broken loose if I/anyone had.

Avoid Pattaya.

[farang000999]

Just say cartoot.

[samran]

yes i was in a bar once where freelancers would hang out.A ex ..ex as in one or two night dirty affair was there.Because i had my eyes firmly set on another women she caame up to me and slapped my face 3 times

i wanted to choke her and slam her head against the wall

but i have never hit a women and never would

i am a former boxer and am a big guy.I just paid check bin and left without saying a word

i think she was hoping i would hit her

Ex? 'Former employee' would be the correct terminology wouldn't it?

Edited April 21, 2012 by samran

[draftvader]

Just say cartoot.

What is it with the "cartoot"? Surely you'd be better off with Khaw Thawt Khrap?

[Thongkorn]

I only have good lady's for company because i have taste.

[manarak]

General topics?

really?

[how241]

yes i was in a bar once where freelancers would hang out.A ex ..ex as in one or two night dirty affair was there.Because i had my eyes firmly set on another women she caame up to me and slapped my face 3 times

i wanted to choke her and slam her head against the wall

but i have never hit a women and never would

i am a former boxer and am a big guy.I just paid check bin and left without saying a word

i think she was hoping i would hit her

You did the right thing.

[aneliane]

Erm, erm ....

No one has noticed that what the OP and all posters are referring to are prostitutes or gogo bar girls ?

It is fallacious to say that Thai women are quick to resort to violence when all your examples are based on prostitution situation.

Your title is misleading,it should be "How to react when slapped by a gogobar girl"

Edited April 21, 2012 by aneliane

[geriatrickid]

Some seek out such events. I believe they find it arousing.

I have seen a few guys slapped. They should have thought twice before trying to grab the merchandise.

[JurgenG]

Erm, erm ....

No one has noticed that what the OP and all posters are referring to are prostitutes or gogo bar girls ?

It is fallacious to say that Thai women are quick to resort to violence when all your examples are based on prostitution situation.

Your title is misleading,it should be "How to react when slapped by a gogobar girl"

Agree with that . And these people have only themselves to blame.

In my early days in Bangkok I used to meet friends in such places but quickly I couldn't stand the attitude of the working girls there. The abuse the customers are ready to accept from these girls is beyond me. And it also explains the horror stories from people who married bar girls. If you accept to be treated like a doormat don't be surprised to get no respect from your "partner" and her friends.

Last time I visited such a place, I was escorted back to the door and asked not to come back. A promise I was happy to keep.

[necronx99]

You laugh but it's not that uncommon to have a Thai female slap your face without cause in order to provoke you, it's happened to me three times in ten years, all back in my earlier years I might add; the first was in a go-go joint on Soi Cowboy, the second in a bar in Nana and the third whilst I was sat quietly reading my newspaper and minding my own business on Beach Road in Pattaya, you'll note the common theme here!

"you'll note the common theme here!"

You?

[kerryk]

it's happened to me three times in ten years

Yes, it's quite obvious that you are not married to a Thai.  

Each time by complete strangers, the girl on Beach Road had serious mental issues and should have been in care but the other two were simply barely legal aged go-go dancers. The OP is right though, it's not right to hit a female and chances are that all h_ll would have broken loose if I/anyone had.

Avoid Pattaya.  

Just could not help yourself could you? Slam Pattaya. No rhyme no reason only your own bare prejudice. Any sane person knows the majority of problems are in Bangkok and Phuket because of size and populations predilictions toward crime and violence. The only thing Pattaya has to excess is smiles on the faces of satisfied men.

[kerryk]

Erm, erm ....

No one has noticed that what the OP and all posters are referring to are prostitutes or gogo bar girls ?

It is fallacious to say that Thai women are quick to resort to violence when all your examples are based on prostitution situation.

Your title is misleading,it should be "How to react when slapped by a gogobar girl"

And the prize for first anti bar girl post after 20 posts goes to Aneliene. She must be sitting at home and chuckling at all the venome that will follow. Let the parade of jealous married men and scorned women commence.

[WinnieTheKhwai]

yes i was in a bar once where freelancers would hang out.A ex ..ex as in one or two night dirty affair was there.Because i had my eyes firmly set on another women she caame up to me and slapped my face 3 times

i wanted to choke her and slam her head against the wall

but i have never hit a women and never would

i am a former boxer and am a big guy.I just paid check bin and left without saying a word

i think she was hoping i would hit her

Yes, she was. That would show you care, in her mind. Walking away is perfect; it shows you don't give a $&@#.

[WinnieTheKhwai]

Erm, erm ....

No one has noticed that what the OP and all posters are referring to are prostitutes or gogo bar girls ?

It is fallacious to say that Thai women are quick to resort to violence when all your examples are based on prostitution situation.

Your title is misleading,it should be "How to react when slapped by a gogobar girl"

Nah, can happen with just about any Thai female.

[Geekfreaklover]

Hell hath no furry like a hooker with an empty large bottle of chang,

[flying]

And the prize for first anti bar girl post after 20 posts goes to Aneliene.

Perhaps but not even one post separates your two pro rent a chick happy old man posts

[Eff1n2ret]

Some people pay handsomely for a jolly good spanking, so I understand.