Thailand Needs Cricket

[brit1984]

Well, it's taken some time, but a ripple of applause goes round the spectators as they note that the team have reached their fifty without loss of wickets, though there were a few anxious moments out there in the early stages. It's definitely not a batsman's wicket and it's clear that the slow play and run rate may be in response to the player's thoughts wandering in directions other than what's happening at the crease.

Anyway, back at the pavilion the refreshment tray has been prepared several times but on each occasion has been hijacked by thirsty members of the waiting batting side, and that could account for their unsteady walk and their kicking out and swearing at the small crowd of boys, (and even a few girls), who have come to the pavilion in the hope of collecting the autographs of their heroes

More likely to get their ticket's punched, eh Ritchie????

Thanks for the commentary

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[brit1984]

I like cricket (1 day matchs ) but since visiting Thailand i have to say Muay thai is a preferable day out, either watching it, joining a camp for fun/fitness and i think its somewhat regarded as a national sport.

Wellcome to the team Grannyflats...... You will notice that our games tend to last a little longer than 1 day....

If I remember correctly, smokie36 was at the crease for several days.....

Smokie's lady is a lucky girl

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[brit1984]

I like cricket (1 day matchs ) but since visiting Thailand i have to say Muay thai is a preferable day out, either watching it, joining a camp for fun/fitness and i think its somewhat regarded as a national sport.

Does Thailand need Muay Thai?

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[brit1984]

While a few of the management team are on holiday ... time for some nostalgia.

Hiding his bat behind his front leg, pretending to play the ball but really just padding up outside off. A negative tactic that I hope he grows out of with time. Umpires really should be much stricter in this regard.

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[kevjohn]

I like cricket (1 day matchs ) but since visiting Thailand i have to say Muay thai is a preferable day out, either watching it, joining a camp for fun/fitness and i think its somewhat regarded as a national sport.

Wellcome to the team Grannyflats...... You will notice that our games tend to last a little longer than 1 day....

If I remember correctly, smokie36 was at the crease for several days.....

Smokie's lady is a lucky girl

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She suuuuuuuuurrrrrrre is.....

[David48]

I like cricket (1 day matchs ) but since visiting Thailand i have to say Muay thai is a preferable day out, either watching it, joining a camp for fun/fitness and i think its somewhat regarded as a national sport.

Wellcome to the team Grannyflats...... You will notice that our games tend to last a little longer than 1 day....

While out games may last longer then a day poor ole Grannyflats was out for a second ball duck!

Cricket has that effect on some.

Oh ... anyone know what his other delivery was?

[StreetCowboy]

I like cricket (1 day matchs ) but since visiting Thailand i have to say Muay thai is a preferable day out, either watching it, joining a camp for fun/fitness and i think its somewhat regarded as a national sport.

Does Thailand need Muay Thai?

Does Thailand need droughts?

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TV Cricket - We have our knees - for what more could one ask?

[David48]

I like cricket (1 day matchs ) but since visiting Thailand i have to say Muay thai is a preferable day out, either watching it, joining a camp for fun/fitness and i think its somewhat regarded as a national sport.

Wellcome to the team Grannyflats...... You will notice that our games tend to last a little longer than 1 day....

If I remember correctly, smokie36 was at the crease for several days.....

Smokie's lady is a lucky girl

Cough ... I think that kevjohn fell for the same delivery smokie36 pitched to his misses ... he wasn't at the crease for days ... he was actually at the bar ... for several days.

[kevjohn]

I like cricket (1 day matchs ) but since visiting Thailand i have to say Muay thai is a preferable day out, either watching it, joining a camp for fun/fitness and i think its somewhat regarded as a national sport.

Wellcome to the team Grannyflats...... You will notice that our games tend to last a little longer than 1 day....

If I remember correctly, smokie36 was at the crease for several days.....

Smokie's lady is a lucky girl

Cough ... I think that kevjohn fell for the same delivery smokie36 pitched to his misses ... he wasn't at the crease for days ... he was actually at the bar ... for several days.

See....I told ya I'm gullible.........I believe everything I'm told.....

[David48]

I've been holding back this candidate who has applied for a position on one of the available knees.

But I didn't want to saturate the thread early on.

Her name is Hanna (Hannah) Tan and interestly she hails from Malaysia, so could be of assistance when we are trying to integrate the game in the South of Thailand with resolving some of tensions in the area.

Please look her CV and see if there is a free knee ... figuratively speaking.

[StreetCowboy]

I've been holding back this candidate who has applied for a position on one of the available knees.

But I didn't want to saturate the thread early on.

Her name is Hanna (Hannah) Tan and interestly she hails from Malaysia, so could be of assistance when we are trying to integrate the game in the South of Thailand with resolving some of tensions in the area.

Please look her CV and see if there is a free knee ... figuratively speaking.

Here's a bloke with knees; a star batter I'm sure

Man with knees

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[kevjohn]

I've been holding back this candidate who has applied for a position on one of the available knees.

But I didn't want to saturate the thread early on.

Her name is Hanna (Hannah) Tan and interestly she hails from Malaysia, so could be of assistance when we are trying to integrate the game in the South of Thailand with resolving some of tensions in the area.

Please look her CV and see if there is a free knee ... figuratively speaking.

Here's a bloke with knees; a star batter I'm sure

Man with knees

SC

I know just the person to provide a spare knee.......even stand in as a set of stumps if need be

His name...........Jake the Peg........very famous aussie...

[brit1984]

I've been holding back this candidate who has applied for a position on one of the available knees.

But I didn't want to saturate the thread early on.

Her name is Hanna (Hannah) Tan and interestly she hails from Malaysia, so could be of assistance when we are trying to integrate the game in the South of Thailand with resolving some of tensions in the area.

Please look her CV and see if there is a free knee ... figuratively speaking.

A couple of excellent shots

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[StreetCowboy]

I've been holding back this candidate who has applied for a position on one of the available knees.

But I didn't want to saturate the thread early on.

Her name is Hanna (Hannah) Tan and interestly she hails from Malaysia, so could be of assistance when we are trying to integrate the game in the South of Thailand with resolving some of tensions in the area.

Please look her CV and see if there is a free knee ... figuratively speaking.

One of my neighbours; she probably drinks in Tom Dick and Harry's rather than Sid's. Particularly when me and the Imam get going

"Yawrighttherecowboy? Howzacricketgoan?"

"Very well, thanks, Imam. I need to find some more lovely cheerleaders; we are - The Team With The Knees!"

"Cheerleaders? SatanictemptationandanabominationinthesightofGodbytheway. YebindoonTomDicknHarries? Its ayehoachinwitotty wheniver Ah'm in thair, like"

"Ahadabhandwiabat, masel' like." He went on, and stood up to give a demonstration of his style, which was a bit John Embrey in the way that he cleared the bar. Anyway, with getting thrown out at that time, he might make it up in time for the Call to Prayers.

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[brit1984]

See....I told ya I'm gullible.........I believe everything I'm told.....

It might have slipped your mind but you owe me 1 million baht; PayPal or Western Union is acceptable.

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[kevjohn]

I like cricket (1 day matchs ) but since visiting Thailand i have to say Muay thai is a preferable day out, either watching it, joining a camp for fun/fitness and i think its somewhat regarded as a national sport.

Does Thailand need Muay Thai?

Does Thailand need droughts?

SC

TV Cricket - We have our knees - for what more could one ask?

No and No........."Thailand Needs Cricket"

[kevjohn]

See....I told ya I'm gullible.........I believe everything I'm told.....

It might have slipped your mind but you owe me 1 million baht; PayPal or Western Union is acceptable.

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You don't take Visa Card.....

[brit1984]

I've been holding back this candidate who has applied for a position on one of the available knees.

But I didn't want to saturate the thread early on.

Her name is Hanna (Hannah) Tan and interestly she hails from Malaysia, so could be of assistance when we are trying to integrate the game in the South of Thailand with resolving some of tensions in the area.

Please look her CV and see if there is a free knee ... figuratively speaking.

Here's a bloke with knees; a star batter I'm sure

Man with knees

SC

I know just the person to provide a spare knee.......even stand in as a set of stumps if need be

His name...........Jake the Peg........very famous aussie...

Are you a big Rolf Harris fan?

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[David48]

I've been holding back this candidate who has applied for a position on one of the available knees.

But I didn't want to saturate the thread early on.

Her name is Hanna (Hannah) Tan and interestly she hails from Malaysia, so could be of assistance when we are trying to integrate the game in the South of Thailand with resolving some of tensions in the area.

Please look her CV and see if there is a free knee ... figuratively speaking.

Here's a bloke with knees; a star batter I'm sure

Man with knees

SC

Mate I picked up on that appropiately gave the early like ... I hate waiting for the 3^rd umpire ... call it as you see it.

I see that you are enjoying that hotlinking swing I showed you ... kind of like shining your balls on the other side for a change.

[richardjm65]

I've been holding back this candidate who has applied for a position on one of the available knees.

But I didn't want to saturate the thread early on.

Her name is Hanna (Hannah) Tan and interestly she hails from Malaysia, so could be of assistance when we are trying to integrate the game in the South of Thailand with resolving some of tensions in the area.

Please look her CV and see if there is a free knee ... figuratively speaking.

And.... oh dear! Someone seems to be moving in front of the sightscreen and play has been brought to a halt whilst the umpires investigate. Under the rules of the game this will mean stumps will be pulled early, the players will return to the pavilion to explain the rules to the offender and the covers will be brought out and placed for overnight protection.

I doubt if we'll see any more action today, John. John.... John, where do you think you're going?

[brit1984]

See....I told ya I'm gullible.........I believe everything I'm told.....

It might have slipped your mind but you owe me 1 million baht; PayPal or Western Union is acceptable.

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

You don't take Visa Card.....

All forms of payment are ok

You can choose your favourite

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[kevjohn]

I've been holding back this candidate who has applied for a position on one of the available knees.

But I didn't want to saturate the thread early on.

Her name is Hanna (Hannah) Tan and interestly she hails from Malaysia, so could be of assistance when we are trying to integrate the game in the South of Thailand with resolving some of tensions in the area.

Please look her CV and see if there is a free knee ... figuratively speaking.

Here's a bloke with knees; a star batter I'm sure

Man with knees

SC

I know just the person to provide a spare knee.......even stand in as a set of stumps if need be

His name...........Jake the Peg........very famous aussie...

Are you a big Rolf Harris fan?

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Hey Boss...... No one bigger than me.....Rolf Harris fan, I mean...

[David48]

I've been holding back this candidate who has applied for a position on one of the available knees.

But I didn't want to saturate the thread early on.

Her name is Hanna (Hannah) Tan and interestly she hails from Malaysia, so could be of assistance when we are trying to integrate the game in the South of Thailand with resolving some of tensions in the area.

Please look her CV and see if there is a free knee ... figuratively speaking.

Here's a bloke with knees; a star batter I'm sure

Man with knees

SC

I know just the person to provide a spare knee.......even stand in as a set of stumps if need be

His name...........Jake the Peg........very famous aussie...

kevjohn ... agreed ... but I didn't want to crowd the tread with both Hanna and Rolf (flashing his middle leg) on the same page.

So I defer to another and appropriate time for this lifting of the trousers above the knee line.

[brit1984]

I like cricket (1 day matchs ) but since visiting Thailand i have to say Muay thai is a preferable day out, either watching it, joining a camp for fun/fitness and i think its somewhat regarded as a national sport.

Does Thailand need Muay Thai?

Does Thailand need droughts?

SC

TV Cricket - We have our knees - for what more could one ask?

Droughts or draughts?

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[kevjohn]

See....I told ya I'm gullible.........I believe everything I'm told.....

It might have slipped your mind but you owe me 1 million baht; PayPal or Western Union is acceptable.

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You don't take Visa Card.....

All forms of payment are ok

You can choose your favourite

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It's on it way Boss.......if ya can catch the pigeon...

[David48]

Is the Kneeline akin to the old Bodyline?

[kevjohn]

I've been holding back this candidate who has applied for a position on one of the available knees.

But I didn't want to saturate the thread early on.

Her name is Hanna (Hannah) Tan and interestly she hails from Malaysia, so could be of assistance when we are trying to integrate the game in the South of Thailand with resolving some of tensions in the area.

Please look her CV and see if there is a free knee ... figuratively speaking.

Here's a bloke with knees; a star batter I'm sure

Man with knees

SC

I know just the person to provide a spare knee.......even stand in as a set of stumps if need be

His name...........Jake the Peg........very famous aussie...

kevjohn ... agreed ... but I didn't want to crowd the tread with both Hanna and Rolf (flashing his middle leg) on the same page.

So I defer to another and appropriate time for this lifting of the trousers above the knee line.

Yeah...couldn't agree more.......Hanna's are faaaaaar better looking than Rolf's

[StreetCowboy]

I've been holding back this candidate who has applied for a position on one of the available knees.

But I didn't want to saturate the thread early on.

Her name is Hanna (Hannah) Tan and interestly she hails from Malaysia, so could be of assistance when we are trying to integrate the game in the South of Thailand with resolving some of tensions in the area.

Please look her CV and see if there is a free knee ... figuratively speaking.

Here's a bloke with knees; a star batter I'm sure

Man with knees

SC

I know just the person to provide a spare knee.......even stand in as a set of stumps if need be

His name...........Jake the Peg........very famous aussie...

Are you a big Rolf Harris fan?

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Aren't we all?

Can you see what it is yet?... just a minute ...Oi! Stop that!

Goodness me, I never knewe Rolf was like that...

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[brit1984]

Hey Boss...... No one bigger than me.....Rolf Harris fan I mean...

Are you related to him? or are you him?

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[brit1984]

Serious question: can all Australians play the Didgeridoo?

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