Jump to content

Thailand Needs Cricket


Recommended Posts

  • Replies 4.2k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Top Posters In This Topic

Posted Images

I know I'm stupidly late and about 4 pages too late!

But if Thaivisa is going to turn into a bloody cricket team then I want to be a cheerleader. thumbsup.gif

We would to like thank you for your interest in joining our elite cheerleader squad

Please send your CV, cover letter and a recent photo to kevjohn

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I know I'm stupidly late and about 4 pages too late!

But if Thaivisa is going to turn into a bloody cricket team then I want to be a cheerleader. thumbsup.gif

As coach of the Cheer leaders I would like to welcome you to our Cheer Squad......

"WELCOME phuturatica".....welcomeani.gif

...subject to passing through the rigorous interview and trial process, of course...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I know I'm stupidly late and about 4 pages too late!

But if Thaivisa is going to turn into a bloody cricket team then I want to be a cheerleader. thumbsup.gif

We would to like thank you for your interest in joining our elite cheerleader squad

Please send your CV, cover letter and a recent photo to kevjohn

What do we need the photo for....if she aint pretty she will have girlfriends who are........anyway I just know she is drop dead gorgeous.

Edited by harrry
Link to comment
Share on other sites

I know I'm stupidly late and about 4 pages too late!

But if Thaivisa is going to turn into a bloody cricket team then I want to be a cheerleader. thumbsup.gif

We would to like thank you for your interest in joining our elite cheerleader squad

Please send your CV, cover letter and a recent photo to kevjohn

What do we need the photo for....if she aint pretty she will have girlfriends who are........anyway I just know she is drop dead gorgeous.

"anyway I just know she is drop dead gorgeous"

How do ya now this Harry.....did the misses tell ya?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I know I'm stupidly late and about 4 pages too late!

But if Thaivisa is going to turn into a bloody cricket team then I want to be a cheerleader. thumbsup.gif

As coach of the Cheer leaders I would like to welcome you to our Cheer Squad......

"WELCOME phuturatica".....welcomeani.gif

...subject to passing through the rigorous interview and trial process, of course...

Considering phuturatica's replies, in those other threads, she is well placed to enter the Cheer Leader Squad.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

shhhhh all females are.....just needs lighting adjustment with some.

I think the blokes that do the lighting in the gogo bars are world-class experts...

The transformations they can achieve with a few coloured lamps and beer bottles... that's magic!

SC

TV Cricket

We know our knees

Link to comment
Share on other sites

shhhhh all females are.....just needs lighting adjustment with some.

I think the blokes that do the lighting in the gogo bars are world-class experts...

The transformations they can achieve with a few coloured lamps and beer bottles... that's magic!

SC

TV Cricket

We know our knees

When they shine the coloured light, from the coloured lamps, does that make the beer bottles "magic"?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

shhhhh all females are.....just needs lighting adjustment with some.

I think the blokes that do the lighting in the gogo bars are world-class experts...

The transformations they can achieve with a few coloured lamps and beer bottles... that's magic!

SC

TV Cricket

We know our knees

When they shine the coloured light, from the coloured lamps, does that make the beer bottles "magic"?

Its the transformation from hound to fox...

SC

TV Cricket

Its a dog's life

Link to comment
Share on other sites

shhhhh all females are.....just needs lighting adjustment with some.

I think the blokes that do the lighting in the gogo bars are world-class experts...

The transformations they can achieve with a few coloured lamps and beer bottles... that's magic!

SC

TV Cricket

We know our knees

When they shine the coloured light, from the coloured lamps, does that make the beer bottles "magic"?

Its the transformation from hound to fox...

SC

TV Cricket

Its a dog's life

What would the transformations be when they shine these coloured lamps on my coffee cup?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

We have a great sponsor already wit SoThaiSpa but of course we must seek more. Considering the way famous cricketers like to use text messaging to further their exploits and the associated media coverage this brings we possibly should approach the telecom companies to take up a position. A small discrete advertising panel could be made available on the cheer leaders clothing.

I agree - we must take full advantage of all potential for commercialisation - we can then use these funds to support grass-roots cricket in Thailand

I must have read this at the opportune time!

Its been busy here at the 20/20 tournament.

I only have the smartphone app for posting, and it is not conducive to easy postings.

I'm making some good contacts here and everyone is excited about the renewed interest in Cricket in Thailand. The fact that a major multi country sponsor has been brought on board has gotten quite a few key industry players asking for more information.

The Russian agent is very very excited. Although the Cricket scene in Russia is almost non existent, Sergei believe that there is a HUGE potential for Russian tourists to go to Pattaya for 'Beach Cricket Holidays.

He has already shown me the Russian uniform.

For the men it is skin tight multi coloured striped shorts. No shirt.

For the woman a bikini, two sizes too small.

Sergei informs me all Russian people have 3 or 4 sets of this very uniform in their cupboards as i write.

The beauty of this immediate Beach Cricket Holidays for Russians is that Sergei informs me that the Russians will want to play Thai teams in the holiday tournaments and of course will be paying money for the experience.

This is fantastic news on so many fronts! The Thais now have some financial motivation to get together a large number of players to make up the teams required.

Oh yes, Pattaya , the future home of Russian Thai Beach Cricket

Link to comment
Share on other sites

We have a great sponsor already wit SoThaiSpa but of course we must seek more. Considering the way famous cricketers like to use text messaging to further their exploits and the associated media coverage this brings we possibly should approach the telecom companies to take up a position. A small discrete advertising panel could be made available on the cheer leaders clothing.

I agree - we must take full advantage of all potential for commercialisation - we can then use these funds to support grass-roots cricket in Thailand

I must have read this at the opportune time!

Its been busy here at the 20/20 tournament.

I only have the smartphone app for posting, and it is not conducive to easy postings.

I'm making some good contacts here and everyone is excited about the renewed interest in Cricket in Thailand. The fact that a major multi country sponsor has been brought on board has gotten quite a few key industry players asking for more information.

The Russian agent is very very excited. Although the Cricket scene in Russia is almost non existent, Sergei believe that there is a HUGE potential for Russian tourists to go to Pattaya for 'Beach Cricket Holidays.

He has already shown me the Russian uniform.

For the men it is skin tight multi coloured striped shorts. No shirt.

For the woman a bikini, two sizes too small.

Sergei informs me all Russian people have 3 or 4 sets of this very uniform in their cupboards as i write.

The beauty of this immediate Beach Cricket Holidays for Russians is that Sergei informs me that the Russians will want to play Thai teams in the holiday tournaments and of course will be paying money for the experience.

This is fantastic news on so many fronts! The Thais now have some financial motivation to get together a large number of players to make up the teams required.

Oh yes, Pattaya , the future home of Russian Thai Beach Cricket

You have done well there Little Brother and nice to see you have the money side under contol....wink.png

Dont worry about the smat phone as they are only as smart as the user.....and you are one smart user....

Please keep us up to you date as to any other promotions that you have running and how they are progressing.

Look forward to your updates with great antisipation.....clap2.gif

Edited by kevjohn
Link to comment
Share on other sites

We have a great sponsor already wit SoThaiSpa but of course we must seek more. Considering the way famous cricketers like to use text messaging to further their exploits and the associated media coverage this brings we possibly should approach the telecom companies to take up a position. A small discrete advertising panel could be made available on the cheer leaders clothing.

I agree - we must take full advantage of all potential for commercialisation - we can then use these funds to support grass-roots cricket in Thailand

I must have read this at the opportune time!

Its been busy here at the 20/20 tournament.

I only have the smartphone app for posting, and it is not conducive to easy postings.

I'm making some good contacts here and everyone is excited about the renewed interest in Cricket in Thailand. The fact that a major multi country sponsor has been brought on board has gotten quite a few key industry players asking for more information.

The Russian agent is very very excited. Although the Cricket scene in Russia is almost non existent, Sergei believe that there is a HUGE potential for Russian tourists to go to Pattaya for 'Beach Cricket Holidays.

He has already shown me the Russian uniform.

For the men it is skin tight multi coloured striped shorts. No shirt.

For the woman a bikini, two sizes too small.

Sergei informs me all Russian people have 3 or 4 sets of this very uniform in their cupboards as i write.

The beauty of this immediate Beach Cricket Holidays for Russians is that Sergei informs me that the Russians will want to play Thai teams in the holiday tournaments and of course will be paying money for the experience.

This is fantastic news on so many fronts! The Thais now have some financial motivation to get together a large number of players to make up the teams required.

Oh yes, Pattaya , the future home of Russian Thai Beach Cricket

Paying more notice to your post re uniforms

Does the male uniform...re... No shirt, mean they will require a tatoo so that they will be identifiable?

This could generate some income for the local temples.

And for the ladies uniforms being 2 sizes to small, will that be size 20 or 18?

As you know, most clothing store in Thailand dont have anything bigger than size 10 so more income for the bikini makers.

Edited by kevjohn
Link to comment
Share on other sites

We have a great sponsor already wit SoThaiSpa but of course we must seek more. Considering the way famous cricketers like to use text messaging to further their exploits and the associated media coverage this brings we possibly should approach the telecom companies to take up a position. A small discrete advertising panel could be made available on the cheer leaders clothing.

I agree - we must take full advantage of all potential for commercialisation - we can then use these funds to support grass-roots cricket in Thailand

I must have read this at the opportune time!

Its been busy here at the 20/20 tournament.

I only have the smartphone app for posting, and it is not conducive to easy postings.

I'm making some good contacts here and everyone is excited about the renewed interest in Cricket in Thailand. The fact that a major multi country sponsor has been brought on board has gotten quite a few key industry players asking for more information.

The Russian agent is very very excited. Although the Cricket scene in Russia is almost non existent, Sergei believe that there is a HUGE potential for Russian tourists to go to Pattaya for 'Beach Cricket Holidays.

He has already shown me the Russian uniform.

For the men it is skin tight multi coloured striped shorts. No shirt.

For the woman a bikini, two sizes too small.

Sergei informs me all Russian people have 3 or 4 sets of this very uniform in their cupboards as i write.

The beauty of this immediate Beach Cricket Holidays for Russians is that Sergei informs me that the Russians will want to play Thai teams in the holiday tournaments and of course will be paying money for the experience.

This is fantastic news on so many fronts! The Thais now have some financial motivation to get together a large number of players to make up the teams required.

Oh yes, Pattaya , the future home of Russian Thai Beach Cricket

Paying more notice to your post re uniforms

Does the male uniform...re... No shirt, mean they will require a tatoo so that they will be identifiable?

This could generate some income for the local temples.

And for the ladies uniforms being 2 sizes to small, will that be size 20 or 18?

As you know, most clothing store in Thailand dont have anything bigger than size 10 so more income for the bikini makers.

A tattoo may not be enough....they are rather hirsute.....maybe we can interest a chain of waxing parlours to become sponsors.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I think we need to think this through a bit more carefully

I am not sure Russian involvement in cricket is necessarily a good idea

I wouldn't mind a few of the Natashas trying out for the Cheerleaders squad,.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I think we need to think this through a bit more carefully

I am not sure Russian involvement in cricket is necessarily a good idea

I wouldn't mind a few of the Natashas trying out for the Cheerleaders squad,.

Whoa!! Its a big call. No Russians.

What's your thinking brit1984?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Paying more notice to your post re uniforms

Does the male uniform...re... No shirt, mean they will require a tatoo so that they will be identifiable?

This could generate some income for the local temples.

And for the ladies uniforms being 2 sizes to small, will that be size 20 or 18?

As you know, most clothing store in Thailand dont have anything bigger than size 10 so more income for the bikini makers.

Yes, you are correct about the size 20 or 18. We can only but hope that the group tours attract some younger Russian stunners, but generally speaking we must assume the worst

In this case , the Russian Women's over 40s beach Cricket Team will NOT be a spectator sport.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

What's cricket ?

A fun way to fix the world

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

I am rather concerned about the beach game. What will we do if a ball hits a jetski...a bat is hardly enough protection.

laugh.png

And it will be at least 20 000 Baht damage

Link to comment
Share on other sites

AA litttle like drag racing without the cars.....no lights to start either. One of the flannel fools has to hit a ball with a hunk of wood before they start to move....too complicated for americans smile.png

Edited by harrry
Link to comment
Share on other sites

I think we need to think this through a bit more carefully

I am not sure Russian involvement in cricket is necessarily a good idea

I wouldn't mind a few of the Natashas trying out for the Cheerleaders squad,.

Yeah...I know...You would be doing the medicals.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Paying more notice to your post re uniforms

Does the male uniform...re... No shirt, mean they will require a tatoo so that they will be identifiable?

This could generate some income for the local temples.

And for the ladies uniforms being 2 sizes to small, will that be size 20 or 18?

As you know, most clothing store in Thailand dont have anything bigger than size 10 so more income for the bikini makers.

Yes, you are correct about the size 20 or 18. We can only but hope that the group tours attract some younger Russian stunners, but generally speaking we must assume the worst

In this case , the Russian Women's over 40s beach Cricket Team will NOT be a spectator sport.

Can they join the spectators?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.




×
×
  • Create New...