Lost my grandson in the supermarket the other day.

He knew what to do, it seems he went to a security guard and told him he had lost his grandfather.

Guard asked him "Whats his name"

Answer" Grand dad"

Next question "Whats he like"

Answer "Whisky and woman with big tits"

Embarrisment came when they announced it over the PA

"Would Grand dad who likes whiskey and woman with big tits please come to the information desk, we have your grandson here"

And everyone looked, then came the checkout.

Never going there again.

Embarrisment came when they announced it over the PA

"Would Grand dad who likes whiskey and woman with big tits please come to the information desk, we have your grandson here"

And everyone looked, then came the checkout.

Never going there again.

You aren't by any chance the British PM are you?

Date: Mon. Jun. 11 2012 7:31 PM ET

The news that emerged Monday that British Prime Minister David Cameron accidentally left his 8-year-old daughter Nancy in a country pub "a couple of months ago" likely has many parents wondering how such a thing could have happened.

Read more: http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/MSNHome/20120611/cameron-child-left-behind-120611/#ixzz1y1NHb9NZ