Does Your Thai Wife Have Trouble ....

[tinfoilhat]

finding sunglasses that dont slide off her face?

It always makes me laugh, i think its why huge lenses that rest on their cheekbone are so popular.

[Cobalt60]

Yes,............. but I don't laugh.

[Soutpeel]

put your hand your pocket and get her a nose job then, problem solved...

[tinfoilhat]

put your hand your pocket and get her a nose job then, problem solved...

*Snip* that, the new cans come first, then the glasse wont have far to fall

Edited June 15, 2012 by metisdead

[theblether]

Talking about new cans, my lady declared 'I want, but I think painful, so I not want'.

Ehm, okay then.

We were on holiday and she put on 2kg, up to a whopping 50kg!! ( she's 5 foot 6 ), then she declared.....'My cans bigger, but now cellulite legs, delete!! Delete cellulite!!'

Women drive me daft.

Just so you know.

[BigJohnnyBKK]

My newest spinner's 41kg, not much more than my pre-school boy (who is admittedly relatively large for his age).

I'm trying to get her to bulk up a bit, plenty of exercise and protein, but she says she likes being tiny.

And I absolutely hate any woman getting cosmetic modifications, they all end up with that awful katoey cookie-cutter look, wouldn't touch one with fake bits with a barge pole anymore - in fact I'm getting that way about makeup and tinted hair too in my old age. . .

[MaiChai]

I knew one girl and the silicone or whatever they use to make their noses pointy dropped out! So she went back and complained and she got another nose job for free!

[CheckInn99]

Its gets worse... My kids wont go to 3D movies because of the lack of a no-nose glasses design.

[jinjinswing]

Last ex gf had a nose job, with lighter skin brown dyed hair and just a tad taller and hippier and bobbier, with her sun glasses on was taken as a farnag nearly every time.

[tutsiwarrior]

I bought my wife a pair of Ray Bans but they kept falling off her nose and she discarded them...and she also admitted to me that her natural astuteness would be impaired and preferred not to have them anyway...I suspected that she liked to notice when she wore tight clothing and men admired her equipment...

but she was never unfaithful...tutsi, growling: 'take off them tight jeans right now goddammit!'...and she, with her little smile that implied: 'are we jealous? do you want to possess me?...' and she was right on both accounts...