Orac Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 As an official alien in Thailand my beer gut and bald head give me away a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garrya Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 What if they are both male and female....and you are all wasting your time with this question. That is an interesting thought... If I do ever meet an alien and it is indeed a mixture of both genders, how will I know? Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules Why would they have human genders? They might build themselves in factories.Aliens, something or someone, that can be different in nature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted June 22, 2012 Author Share Posted June 22, 2012 What if they are both male and female....and you are all wasting your time with this question. That is an interesting thought... If I do ever meet an alien and it is indeed a mixture of both genders, how will I know? Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules Why would they have human genders? They might build themselves in factories.Aliens, something or someone, that can be different in nature. That is an interesting thought. I always imagined that if I met an alien, it would be similar to a human but just a bit different. Indeed, if and when I meet an alien, it may prove to be nothing like a human at all. Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samsiam Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 What if they are both male and female....and you are all wasting your time with this question. That is an interesting thought... If I do ever meet an alien and it is indeed a mixture of both genders, how will I know? Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules If you told it to go fork itself and it did...you would know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrTuner Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 If it flirts with me, it's female and married. Based on interactions with humans, it's the best bet I can make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted June 22, 2012 Author Share Posted June 22, 2012 If it flirts with me, it's female and married. Based on interactions with humans, it's the best bet I can make. If I ever encounter an alien, I really hope it doesn't flirt with me... Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doggie888888 Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Who cares, it is probably gonna be ugly as <deleted> and will wanna get your guts. PS just got back from watching Prometheus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrTuner Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 If it flirts with me, it's female and married. Based on interactions with humans, it's the best bet I can make. If I ever encounter an alien, I really hope it doesn't flirt with me... What's a couple of probes if you get a delicious cowlip dinner for it, eh ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted June 22, 2012 Author Share Posted June 22, 2012 Who cares, it is probably gonna be ugly as <deleted> and will wanna get your guts.PS just got back from watching Prometheus. I agree, I imagine if I ever see an alien, it will be a pretty awful sight... Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HidyHo Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 (edited) I hope there are female Chinese-Thai version of aliens Edited June 22, 2012 by HidyHo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samsiam Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 I hope there are female Chinese-Thai version of aliens Exotic hiso light skinned ones.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted June 22, 2012 Author Share Posted June 22, 2012 I expect if I ever meet an alien, it will be more of a continental European... Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 How Can One Know If An Alien Is Male Or Female? If your arse hurts after the encounter.......... Are suggesting one gender is more inclined towards being a pain in the arse? If so, which one? Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules The one wearing the 10" strap-on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 My dentist says females have more cavities 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boksida Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Get your dick out of your ear and take me to your leader. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommoPhysicist Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 (edited) Tentacles..... sorry, had to read that twice. I think an alien is more likely to have testicles than tentacles. With a slight hint of garlic. Edited June 22, 2012 by TommoPhysicist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samsiam Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Tentacles..... sorry, had to read that twice. I think an alien is more likely to have testicles than tentacles. With a slight hint of garlic. and smell like tacos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnifex Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Using TV logic, if it asks for money for a sick buffalo it must be the female of the species. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samsiam Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 Aliens have feelings too ya know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyKid Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 (edited) Jeez....Leave it to an experenced American to answers the question. Check for Adam's Apple Edited June 23, 2012 by CrazyKid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevjohn Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 Just wish to inform the OP that, when he gets that tap on the shoulder, aliens do speak the English language and are very polite. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 I must ask them that when I go to make my next 90day report for aliens at immigration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted June 23, 2012 Author Share Posted June 23, 2012 It is possible that an alien is reading this thread... If that is indeed the case, please state your gender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevjohn Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 It is possible that an alien is reading this thread... If that is indeed the case, please state your gender Yep.......this one Been one big fight all day as to who was going to use the computer,,,,, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted June 23, 2012 Author Share Posted June 23, 2012 I was actually hoping to have some input from an alien on this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 I was actually hoping to have some input from an alien on this thread. Ok..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 Or..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post edwinclapham Posted June 23, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted June 23, 2012 Goes without saying doesnt it! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipo1000 Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 I have never knowingly seen an alien, but it is possible that one day I will encounter an alien. Apply for Thai citizenship and you will agree that it are only aliens who enter your country. http://www.thai-info.net/info/imigvisa.htm Certain aliens who come into the country for the purpose of business or investment receive visa privileges upon the recommendation of the Board Of Investments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 I have never knowingly seen an alien, but it is possible that one day I will encounter an alien. Apply for Thai citizenship and you will agree that it are only aliens who enter your country. http://www.thai-info...fo/imigvisa.htm Certain aliens who come into the country for the purpose of business or investment receive visa privileges upon the recommendation of the Board Of Investments. Now there is a light-hearted thread downer if ever there was one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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