Two For The Price Of One

A blonde gets a job as a teacher

She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while

all the other kids are running around having fun.

She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

'You ok?' she says.

'Yes.' he says.

'You can go and play with the other kids you know'

she says.

'It's best I stay here.' he says.

'Why?' says the blonde.

The boy says: "Because I'm the f*cking goal keeper"

After an alleged visit to the "Pleasure Parlour"

,

Federal Politician Craig Thomson allegedly

notices green lumps on his willy,

so, off he goes to the doctor's .

That's serious says the doctor.

You know how wrestlers get cauliflower ears?

Yes says Craig, nodding seriously.

Well, says the doctor, You've got brothel

sprouts.