January 10, 200620 yr Found my pal in a terrible state yesterday. He was convinced he'd contracted bird flu. After calming him down I ventured to find out what symptoms he'd been experiencing. "Recently it's been taking me two hours to get ready for a night out, I've started speaking complete boll*cks and find it impossible to park my car !" came his reply.
January 10, 200620 yr Author Perhaps the wrong type of "bird", as in the non-feathered ones? No flies on you Patsycat. You are sharp today!
January 10, 200620 yr Found my pal in a terrible state yesterday.He was convinced he'd contracted bird flu. After calming him down I ventured to find out what symptoms he'd been experiencing. "Recently it's been taking me two hours to get ready for a night out, I've started speaking complete boll*cks and find it impossible to park my car !" came his reply. now thats funny but I had to read it twice
January 11, 200620 yr Author There's been a further development. In an apparent move to combat the further spread of bird flu in Thailand, Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra has rushed through radical new legislation banning hen parties throughout the Kingdom, it was reported in the Bangkok Post today.
January 11, 200620 yr Bugger that one!!! I paid millions for the stripper... He was going to do the Cheep Cheep song.
January 11, 200620 yr Author Bugger that one!!! I paid millions for the stripper... He was going to do the Cheep Cheep song. Never mind, that's a 'foul' song anyway!
February 2, 200620 yr Found my pal in a terrible state yesterday.He was convinced he'd contracted bird flu. After calming him down I ventured to find out what symptoms he'd been experiencing. "Recently it's been taking me two hours to get ready for a night out, I've started speaking complete boll*cks and find it impossible to park my car !" came his reply. see that the british medical society have discovered that lager is full of female hormones...... ten pints and you talk <deleted> and cannot drive !!!
February 3, 200620 yr Author Found my pal in a terrible state yesterday. He was convinced he'd contracted bird flu. After calming him down I ventured to find out what symptoms he'd been experiencing. "Recently it's been taking me two hours to get ready for a night out, I've started speaking complete boll*cks and find it impossible to park my car !" came his reply. see that the british medical society have discovered that lager is full of female hormones...... ten pints and you talk <deleted> and cannot drive !!! Yes and after initially stating that one way to combat the effects would be to drink lager only once a month, the BMS have now withdrawn that advice on the grounds that as a result it may make you irritable, argumentative and sometimes even obnoxious at those times.
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