Imminent Delivery, New Baby Due At Any Moment...

[tutsiwarrior]

the step daughter just broke water and is now in hospital and after a normal labor I'd say a few hours until it cries in agony after it's wrenched from its mother's womb...(no revealed result from the prenatal ultrasound and we don't know its gender)

we are all waiting in anticipation, sorta like at Christmas...and the biological mother - wife's youngest sister - is in attendance as well (my wife raised the girl but you know these thai extended family arrangements) who is a very sexy 38 something and there is already a little 3 y.o. grandson...

a 2 time grandmother at 38 y.o....can you just imagine in the west? and she tweaked my nipples as they left to go to the hospital...crazy as hell in SE Asia...

[tutsiwarrior]

and I said to the wife: 'a new baby is always nice but it's gettin' outta hand...' and then she said that there is an agreement to cut the tubes as 2 is enough...

ah...the step daughter...'tutsi, I can make better food than yew could ever dream of...' tutsi: 'maybe yew could make it but I wouldn't ever dream of eating it...' and then she refuses birth control advice from the oldest niece who is 22 with no kids and lays around sluttishly and sez 'I just wanna have sex with as many men as possible and have a million kids...' and then tutsi sez: ' well...we'll see about that...' and then the wife nodded silently...

cue Art Garfunkle:

[tutsiwarrior]

and then the step daughter sez: 'well, tutsi, I did finish high school (matayom) recently...' and then tutsi sneers: 'that don't mean shit..how do ye expect to look after the kids if ye ain't got no husband that ain't got no job?' and then she sez: 'well, you got a good job and some dough, don't ye?...'

goddam shameless...

[transam]

How did she understand your English ? I can just, but l am a yob.

[tutsiwarrior]

How did she understand your English ? I can just, but l am a yob.

well...you know...ye just wave yer hands around a bit and etc, etc...

but, like many others, she likes to fake no understanding and that really pisses me off...

(tutsi down the local market with a 40 y.o. market siren: 'hey! I got sum whiskey, lets go have a party!...' siren, tiredly: 'falang ba...')

[tutsiwarrior]

the folks just got home from the hospital and the wife sez: '2cm dilation...' and they left the father there to cope on his own...

they're now settled down and playing cards and the 15 y.o. niece has just come downstairs to steal my ice...further advice will follow...when I finish my vodka I'll return to Henry James and 'Portrait of a lady'...

(the step daughter and her friend: 'hey there, I'd like t'<deleted> ye...' her: ' well, ye gots t'be polite...')

[theblether]

This is too exciting Tutsi.......I can't sleep waiting for the news

[edwinclapham]

Uncle Tutsi's bolognaise would have given an instant 4cm dilation from the start

[tutsiwarrior]

well...as of 9am she is still dilated and the doctor is monitoring and I wondered: 'how can she still be dilated and not have the baby soon?' but no one is worried so I just go with the flow...

I gotsta make travel preparations to go to work but wanna see the new arrival...life is complicated and the house is in tumult; I woke up earlier to find the grandson and the 15 y.o. niece sleeping next to me...

tutsiwarrior: solid as a rock in tumultuous times...(just finished the last of the bolognaise)...

[Mario2008]

Enjoy the ride. Hope all will go well.

[edwinclapham]

well...as of 9am she is still dilated and the doctor is monitoring and I wondered: 'how can she still be dilated and not have the baby soon?' but no one is worried so I just go with the flow...

I gotsta make travel preparations to go to work but wanna see the new arrival...life is complicated and the house is in tumult; I woke up earlier to find the grandson and the 15 y.o. niece sleeping next to me...

tutsiwarrior: solid as a rock in tumultuous times...(just finished the last of the bolognaise)...

Any news Tutsi? .. hope it is all going well for the Mum To Be.!

[tutsiwarrior]

Enjoy the ride. Hope all will go well.

thanks, Mario...I presently have no cause for alarm but if things don't happen soon a c-section may be required...and with a new infant and the step daughter stitched up there ain't no one to go and buy the vodka...

[tutsiwarrior]

well...as of 9am she is still dilated and the doctor is monitoring and I wondered: 'how can she still be dilated and not have the baby soon?' but no one is worried so I just go with the flow...

I gotsta make travel preparations to go to work but wanna see the new arrival...life is complicated and the house is in tumult; I woke up earlier to find the grandson and the 15 y.o. niece sleeping next to me...

tutsiwarrior: solid as a rock in tumultuous times...(just finished the last of the bolognaise)...

Any news Tutsi? .. hope it is all going well for the Mum To Be.!

thanks fer yer concern, edwin...the step daughter is being well looked after in the local government hospital in a private room so I don't expect any probs...and the family is alerted and on call for any eventuality...it's amazing how folks come together in mutual support when stuff like this happens...I've always been away at work when the recent births have occurred and never seen it before...

Edited June 30, 2012 by tutsiwarrior

[tutsiwarrior]

the doc is concerned and it looks like c-section time later this pm...no probs and everything is cool but the wife want's money when I gave her USD2k yesterday...I told her to get outta my face as all the medical bills shall be handled but she went mental and threatened to smash up the place which is the last thing that we need...I went down the market with the little niece to diffuse the situation...

the drama continues...I may just pay the medical bill and split as I've had enough of this shit after 12 years and saudi beckons...

[theblether]

Gawd Tutsi, that's shocking

[edwinclapham]

the doc is concerned and it looks like c-section time later this pm...no probs and everything is cool but the wife want's money when I gave her USD2k yesterday...I told her to get outta my face as all the medical bills shall be handled but she went mental and threatened to smash up the place which is the last thing that we need...I went down the market with the little niece to diffuse the situation...

the drama continues...I may just pay the medical bill and split as I've had enough of this shit after 12 years and saudi beckons...

I hope the C section goes well Tutsi... bugger the other stuff.. when it all dies down and with a clear head, you will sort the situation out Tutis's way.

[tutsiwarrior]

the c-section is now scheduled for 2am...the hospital sez that there is no staff or surgical theatre available until that time...don't like it as not a time when the staff will be refreshed and alert...

the wife prob has settled down...she likes 'brinkmanship' in personal relationships and it can be tiresome...

the SiL and nominal 'grandma' will now take me to tescos on the motorbike to get some vodka...she's such a honey that it's hard to keep my hands off her...and she loves it...her butt is almost as nice in tight jeans as the wife's and she is lascivious...

Edited June 30, 2012 by tutsiwarrior

[tutsiwarrior]

the SiL is interesting...the biological mother of the step daughter who is 38 but looks 20 years younger (and she turns mens' heads and I'm proud to have her on my arm) who was raped by a cousin (who later went to his reward in a motorbike accident) and rejected the resultant step daughter who was then raised by the wife and whom, as far as I know, still doesn't know who her biological mother is...

she is always playful and if the wife was out of the picture I'd know what my next move would be; a toss up between her and her 70 y.o. mother the MiL who is almost as beautiful and who is also quite 'playful'...

things are quite simply ridiculous...I've never seen so many beautiful women in one family in my life...but the wife did mention: 'you think that my arse is nice? wait until you see the rest of the family...'...

[theblether]

the SiL is interesting...the biological mother of the step daughter who is 38 but looks 20 years younger (and she turns mens' heads and I'm proud to have her on my arm) who was raped by a cousin (who later went to his reward in a motorbike accident) and rejected the resultant step daughter who was then raised by the wife and whom, as far as I know, still doesn't know who her biological mother is...

she is always playful and if the wife was out of the picture I'd know what my next move would be; a toss up between her and her 70 y.o. mother the MiL who is almost as beautiful and who is also quite 'playful'...

things are quite simply ridiculous...I've never seen so many beautiful women in one family in my life...but the wife did mention: 'you think that my arse is nice? wait until you see the rest of the family...'...

[transam]

the SiL is interesting...the biological mother of the step daughter who is 38 but looks 20 years younger (and she turns mens' heads and I'm proud to have her on my arm) who was raped by a cousin (who later went to his reward in a motorbike accident) and rejected the resultant step daughter who was then raised by the wife and whom, as far as I know, still doesn't know who her biological mother is...

she is always playful and if the wife was out of the picture I'd know what my next move would be; a toss up between her and her 70 y.o. mother the MiL who is almost as beautiful and who is also quite 'playful'...

things are quite simply ridiculous...I've never seen so many beautiful women in one family in my life...but the wife did mention: 'you think that my arse is nice? wait until you see the rest of the family...'...

I've got cataracts too.

[tutsiwarrior]

the SiL is interesting...the biological mother of the step daughter who is 38 but looks 20 years younger (and she turns mens' heads and I'm proud to have her on my arm) who was raped by a cousin (who later went to his reward in a motorbike accident) and rejected the resultant step daughter who was then raised by the wife and whom, as far as I know, still doesn't know who her biological mother is...

she is always playful and if the wife was out of the picture I'd know what my next move would be; a toss up between her and her 70 y.o. mother the MiL who is almost as beautiful and who is also quite 'playful'...

things are quite simply ridiculous...I've never seen so many beautiful women in one family in my life...but the wife did mention: 'you think that my arse is nice? wait until you see the rest of the family...'...

I've got cataracts too.

get outta here, transam...I'm warning the nieces against dudes with hotrods with tuck an' roll upholdstery...

[transam]

the SiL is interesting...the biological mother of the step daughter who is 38 but looks 20 years younger (and she turns mens' heads and I'm proud to have her on my arm) who was raped by a cousin (who later went to his reward in a motorbike accident) and rejected the resultant step daughter who was then raised by the wife and whom, as far as I know, still doesn't know who her biological mother is...

she is always playful and if the wife was out of the picture I'd know what my next move would be; a toss up between her and her 70 y.o. mother the MiL who is almost as beautiful and who is also quite 'playful'...

things are quite simply ridiculous...I've never seen so many beautiful women in one family in my life...but the wife did mention: 'you think that my arse is nice? wait until you see the rest of the family...'...

I've got cataracts too.

get outta here, transam...I'm warning the nieces against dudes with hotrods with tuck an' roll upholdstery...

Dee ma

[tutsiwarrior]

just got the word...a c-section baby girl weighing 3 kilos! a nice addition to the family!

I said to the step daughter just before she went into hospital: 'youse awful big, yer boyfriend must have a big one...' and then she sez: 'get fukked, tutsi...'

she just got out of surgery and I'll be goin' down to the hospital to check things out in about 2 hours...the wife, boyfriend and the SiL are already in attendance...

hurrah!!!

Edited June 30, 2012 by tutsiwarrior

[transam]

just got the word...a c-section baby girl weighing 3 kilos! a nice addition to the family!

I said to the step daughter right before she went in to hospital: 'youse awful big, yer boyfriend must have a big one...' and then she sez: 'get fukked, tutsi...'

she just got out of surgery and I'll be goin' down to the hospital to check things out in about 2 hours...the wife, boyfriend and the SiL are already in attendance...

hurrah!!!

Think l would rather go in the other direction and have a beer.

[tutsiwarrior]

just got the word...a c-section baby girl weighing 3 kilos! a nice addition to the family!

I said to the step daughter right before she went in to hospital: 'youse awful big, yer boyfriend must have a big one...' and then she sez: 'get fukked, tutsi...'

she just got out of surgery and I'll be goin' down to the hospital to check things out in about 2 hours...the wife, boyfriend and the SiL are already in attendance...

hurrah!!!

Think l would rather go in the other direction and have a beer.

well...me dad did that when me sister was born and got drunk and into an automobile accident and then had a steel plate inserted into his heid...

celebrations are better in moderation...mind, the doctor at the Rottenrow Hosp in Glasgow said when our son was born: 'ye seem t'be a bit shaky there Mr tutsi (tutsi was drunk)...can ye take it?' and I raged: 'goddammit, it's my son and I can take anything!'...and then here is my son Louie in mid c-section with his little heid protruding from the incision in his mother's belly and in repose for me to watch as the doctor took him by the neck and then yanked him brutally into life...

[theblether]

Sounds about right Tutsi.....

Congratulations

[smokie36]

Congrats you old softy you!

[tutsiwarrior]

thanks, folks...still waitin' fer someone to take me down to the hospital to do me inspection...

me mum always said: 'ye always gotta count the fingers and the toes and to make sure that there are no webbed hands or feet...'

Edited June 30, 2012 by tutsiwarrior

[edwinclapham]

Many congratulations Tutsi, great news

[tutsiwarrior]

just saw the kid...the most beautiful little girl in the world! and very healthy and alert...'who's that fat falang?'...the step daughter is on a ward and looks like thb20k for the total damage including the surgery...people couldn't figure out my relationship and I think that someone said 'grandad'...

so, to the rest of youse; don't be afraid and go fer it...the provincial government hospitals ain't bad...but hotrods with tuck 'an roll upholstery ain't allowed in the parking lot...

and many thanks to everyone for their support...

Edited July 1, 2012 by tutsiwarrior