I'm just waiting for after midnight when there's bound to be some buffoon who's had a few too many and will be posting a 1000 word essay about how he met his Thai Chinese wife at Sirocco while entertaining the heads of HSBC....

She wanted to sell me a cat.

After the chloroform wore off and she found herself shackled in the cellar she had little choice.

So , money had nothing to do with it ?

It sure did. It started with the bar fine and ended with the sinsod.

Edited August 4, 201213 yr by Semper

She wasnt attracted to me at first ,but eventually she started to when i made her laugh and offered her a job in our office ,the job didnt last long as she came for a holiday in the UK and we just sort of fell in love .

No she isnt a hi so half chinese ,but she is funny and careing and we still fool around like a pair of kids 18 years later.

Pheromone spray

Not being personal but don't they spray that on red tartan chair covers ?

My main squeeze says it was the fact that she never saw me charging around the club/bar desperately looking for tail like so many guys do.

The cream always rises to the top, boys

I think because of my sallow complection she thought I was Scottish/Chinese Hi-So

She felt sorry for me...........I obviously looked desperate, dejected and unloved.........she could see right through me.

She said it was initially because I didn't drink.

Her father is a hopelass alcoholic just like I was a few years back.

She was impressed with the baldge in my pants. The back where my valet was

sent from-would like to know

I have been thinking about this question, and consulted my wife, but we couldn't come up with anything...

Pheromone spray

Not being personal but don't they spray that on red tartan chair covers ?

Pheromone spray

Not being personal but don't they spray that on red tartan chair covers ?

So how did you win over your cushion?

I think because of my sallow complection she thought I was Scottish/Chinese Hi-So

We can get away with a lot when jaundiced

My main squeeze says it was the fact that she never saw me charging around the club/bar desperately looking for tail like so many guys do.

The cream always rises to the top, boys

Like the cream you get on the top of ponds?

She was impressed with the baldge in my pants. The back where my valet was

sent from-would like to know

Do you often get a baldge in your pants when your valet's on your back?

She was impressed with the baldge in my pants. The back where my valet was

sent from-would like to know

Do you often get a baldge in your pants when your valet's on your back?

A badge in the pants seems extreme. Surely a ferret in the trousers would suffice

Awrite, here wi go, see 10 bevvies an the truth comes oot.

Ah wis sttin is this bar, honest, way ma kilt oan so ah wis, an this burd comes up an sais, haw yoo, dis yoos wear onythin unner that.

Naw ah says, honest.

Away she sais. yoor bevvied.

Ah sais , if yeez waant tae no pit yer haun up an see, she dis an awe

At's gruesome she sais, honest.

Ah sais, wait fur it, wait fur it.

Pit yur haun up again, it's gruesom mair. Git it dae ye.

Oh awrite, awrite back tae the bevvie, see yoos!

She was impressed with the baldge in my pants. The back where my valet was

sent from-would like to know

Do you often get a baldge in your pants when your valet's on your back?

A badge in the pants seems extreme. Surely a ferret in the trousers would suffice

Or some meat and two veg!

Awrite, here wi go, see 10 bevvies an the truth comes oot.

Ah wis sttin is this bar, honest, way ma kilt oan so ah wis, an this burd comes up an sais, haw yoo, dis yoos wear onythin unner that.

Naw ah says, honest.

Away she sais. yoor bevvied.

Ah sais , if yeez waant tae no pit yer haun up an see, she dis an awe

At's gruesome she sais, honest.

Ah sais, wait fur it, wait fur it.

Pit yur haun up again, it's gruesom mair. Git it dae ye.

Oh awrite, awrite back tae the bevvie, see yoos!

Was ye once gainfully employed as a "Viz" proof reader?

Awrite, here wi go, see 10 bevvies an the truth comes oot.

Ah wis sttin is this bar, honest, way ma kilt oan so ah wis, an this burd comes up an sais, haw yoo, dis yoos wear onythin unner that.

Naw ah says, honest.

Away she sais. yoor bevvied.

Ah sais , if yeez waant tae no pit yer haun up an see, she dis an awe

At's gruesome she sais, honest.

Ah sais, wait fur it, wait fur it.

Pit yur haun up again, it's gruesom mair. Git it dae ye.

Oh awrite, awrite back tae the bevvie, see yoos!

Was ye once gainfully employed as a "Viz" proof reader?

Goodness , I've never met the Fat Slags,

Nities chaps, going to partake of a "Rind of Taste" then beddie byes

She had no choice. I would stop by for a foot massage and all the other girls would push her over to me. I guess they all saw the sterling qualities I have and decided after her dead drunken bum of a husband she deserved the best.

My main squeeze says it was the fact that she never saw me charging around the club/bar desperately looking for tail like so many guys do.

The cream always rises to the top, boys

There you go!!!

two words, ham yai.

Because I treated her like a respected woman, not a piece of meat to be devoured

Because I am poor and ugly...and she would not have to worry about other girls flirting with me.

You have to chuckle at ThaVisa members, they have cornered the market in MBA girls, how do they do it, seems like young Thai women are attracted to old men.

Pathetic.

Because I treated her like a respected woman, not a piece of meat to be devoured

For me I think it was being able to do both, but for both in the right places...

You have to chuckle at ThaVisa members, they have cornered the market in MBA girls, how do they do it, seems like young Thai women are attracted to old men.

Pathetic.

I met my wife of 18 years in a bar in Phuket - both got drunk on Tequila shots and had a good laugh. After a while I asked her to visit my country - I knew she had a few other offers at the time. She said yes, so I asked her why, said you don't BS as much as other farang, but their again I was a professional sales guy

Not being personal but don't they spray that on red tartan chair covers ?

So how did you win over your cushion?

I wasn't thinking at the time and I sprayed the cushion instead of myself. I could not resist after that.