StreetCowboy Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 (edited) My love is like a red, red nose, By alcohol distended. And so poetic romance arose And equally quickly ended. Soutar Johnny And more to the point, she disappeared without trace while I was composing... like Lenin Should I have posted this in the Revisionist's Thread? It's all a bit 1984... I might take a short break now... SC EDIT: truth replaced with poetry, as so often before... Edited August 13, 2012 by StreetCowboy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonD Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I nose exactly what you mean... Cut off in full flow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoDogz Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Nose discussions on moderation allowed. Nose matter how disguised...they ain't stupid yas nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted August 13, 2012 Author Share Posted August 13, 2012 I nose exactly what you mean... Cut off in full flow. Like a nasal congestant; like a wad of tissue in a nasal haemorrhage Anyway, on the bright side, I've had twice as much to drink as I'd planned, so we'll not be getting into trouble on that score I've just picked up a Blackthorn, by the way, and it is nice and refreshing, and I worry it might have given me a second wind, though I am lucky I don't smoke SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I nose exactly what you mean... Cut off in full flow. Like a nasal congestant; like a wad of tissue in a nasal haemorrhage Anyway, on the bright side, I've had twice as much to drink as I'd planned, so we'll not be getting into trouble on that score I've just picked up a Blackthorn, by the way, and it is nice and refreshing, and I worry it might have given me a second wind, though I am lucky I don't smoke SC I had two bottles of Scrumpy , Old Tractor ,on saturday nighy , just to wash down the other apple beer an ale > Urp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted August 13, 2012 Author Share Posted August 13, 2012 I nose exactly what you mean... Cut off in full flow. Like a nasal congestant; like a wad of tissue in a nasal haemorrhage Anyway, on the bright side, I've had twice as much to drink as I'd planned, so we'll not be getting into trouble on that score I've just picked up a Blackthorn, by the way, and it is nice and refreshing, and I worry it might have given me a second wind, though I am lucky I don't smoke SC I had two bottles of Scrumpy , Old Tractor ,on saturday nighy , just to wash down the other apple beer an ale > Urp I've tried to teach my son to drink pink diesel in preference to scrumpy, and not to do what I have done... The bar staff in Sid's seem to have been curiously afflicted with blindness; maybe they're optimists, seeing my glass as 'not quite full', rather than 'empty as a politician's promise'. At least he's not deaf... SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I nose exactly what you mean... Cut off in full flow. Like a nasal congestant; like a wad of tissue in a nasal haemorrhage Anyway, on the bright side, I've had twice as much to drink as I'd planned, so we'll not be getting into trouble on that score I've just picked up a Blackthorn, by the way, and it is nice and refreshing, and I worry it might have given me a second wind, though I am lucky I don't smoke SC I had two bottles of Scrumpy , Old Tractor ,on saturday nighy , just to wash down the other apple beer an ale > Urp I've tried to teach my son to drink pink diesel in preference to scrumpy, and not to do what I have done... The bar staff in Sid's seem to have been curiously afflicted with blindness; maybe they're optimists, seeing my glass as 'not quite full', rather than 'empty as a politician's promise'. At least he's not deaf... SC That's right spoil the lad with marine diesel . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonD Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Just glad to see the poetic licensing laws have been relaxed for now. But for how much longer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted August 13, 2012 Author Share Posted August 13, 2012 Just glad to see the poetic licensing laws have been relaxed for now. But for how much longer? The revolution starts at closing time 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuestHouse Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 The Chang is obviously kicking in a little early tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsquared Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Well done SC.........in my books, there is none more fun than one who has drunk some......and is happy to have fun. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonD Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 (edited) Just glad to see the poetic licensing laws have been relaxed for now. But for how much longer? The revolution starts at closing time There's nowt awry w'lock-in, lad. Start at the higher shelves and work yez way doon to ground level. Go for the Brooke's and the Wordsworth's first, then the Tennyson's and you'll leave the Yeats 'til last if yer know what's guid fer ye. Ah do like a nice drop of Blake but not on an empty stomach. Edited August 13, 2012 by SimonD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted August 13, 2012 Author Share Posted August 13, 2012 (edited) I had to drink more, and post about it, because we could not discuss moderation* **. SC * A terrible blow to those of us with an interest in the administraton of the Church of Scotland, by the way ** Does anybodee know how long to world war three? I gotta know I wanna book me holidee Edited August 13, 2012 by StreetCowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I had to drink more, and post about it, because we could not discuss moderation*. SC * A terrible blow to those of us with an interest in the administraton of the Church of Scotland, by the way I blame the winkle pickers and scooters , never mind smocks and bobs . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturatica Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Have a beer or two for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted August 13, 2012 Author Share Posted August 13, 2012 Have a beer or two for me! Done a long time ago! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notmyself Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Roses make me laugh Violets make me titter She's a dirty girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripstanley Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I have a good excuse. Still wetting the head of my new son. Had a great post composed but the magic appeared and not allowed. As they C'est la vie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonD Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I have a good excuse. Still wetting the head of my new son. Had a great post composed but the magic appeared and not allowed. As they C'est la vie Congratulationssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertCompassion Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Just glad to see the poetic licensing laws have been relaxed for now. But for how much longer? The revolution starts at closing time Victory begins at the end of the line.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted August 13, 2012 Author Share Posted August 13, 2012 Roses make me laugh Violets make me titter She's a dirty girl I drink mild or bitter SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertCompassion Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Roses make me laugh Violets make me titter She's a dirty girl I drink mild or bitter SC I sit above the world I'm a planetary shiTTer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I've been told to turn the other cheek walk away from the pub blah de blah.... Hey..I just realised this bus stops right outside the boozer. Irs fate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 The Chang is obviously kicking in a little early tonight. Yep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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