Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinko drunk, as

he

often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.

He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.

When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed

wearing

a long flowing white robe. "Who the hel_l are you?" Demanded Brian,

"and

what are you doing in my bedroom?".

The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St

Peter".

Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much

to

live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send

me

back straight away".

St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We

can

only send you back as a dog or a hen." Brian was devasted, but knowing

there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a

hen.

A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around

pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this

strange feeling welling up inside him.

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how

are

you enjoying your first day here?"

"It's not so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling

inside

like I'm about to explode".

"You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never

laid

an egg before".

"Never" replies Brian

"Well just relax and let it happen"

And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops

out

from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and

his

emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the

first

time.

When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming

and

he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever

happened to him... ever!!!

The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he

felt

an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting

"Brian, wake up you drunken bas*ard, you're sh*tting the bed"

I am tell my wife this one.hahahaahahah