what about this bad boy

No salsa? No whip cream? No maple syrup? No shredded cheddar?

Why is it so hard to fins a decent breakfast these days.

what about this bad boy

No salsa? No whip cream? No maple syrup? No shredded cheddar?

Why is it so hard to fins a decent breakfast these days.

salsa, cream maple syrup with breakfast you must be american, cheddar yes

Canadian, we are who they copy everything from

Canadian, we are who they copy everything from

hahaha

running a restaurant you get to see all the different eat habits of different nationals

You have better cheese too canuck!

Yeah better cheese, but it is over there, not here. Sigh!

Three slices of bacon (or a sausage patty or two), a three egg cheese omelette, quad espresso and a handful of vitamins.

I start my day out with free range duck eggs laced with ground tiger penis. I am very particular about this so only use organic tiger penis which can be hard to find inside bkk or pattaya. After this I move onto French pressed coffee which I only import directly from Iran. For the next course I usually but not always have a kelp shake martini with sea salt (shaken not stirred). Sometimes this satisfies me and at other times I need more of a boost.

For the times I need a boost I make a homemade concoction using M 150 and bull testicles. This helps me when I am going jogging later. Be careful as you may be subject to a Toulene overdose. Which is why I eat bran muffins and blue berries imported from Antarctica to counter the effect.

After that I wash it all down with 100 percent lactose free milk from the mammaries of angels that god directly sends me.

I do this everyday and under no circumstances except any substitutions.

Do you happen to know where you can buy gluten free Tiger penis?

Self baked toast, three slices with butter and a pot of gabaron tea, with sugar. That's it, I can't stuff myself in the mornings, stomach doesn't start processing until midday.

4 large bottles of Chang and a packet of ready salted.

Do you happen to know where you can buy gluten free Tiger penis?

Funny you should ask my uncle sends it to me dhl every month. Message me for further details and favorable prices.

Sex! Breakfast of champions!

today for breakfast i had a fight with the wife followed by a big mug of coffee

Don't usually eat breakfast but 2 or 3 times a month I will go for an Hotel Breakfast Buffet and make up for it.

If only I could find a place on lower Sukhumvit which does not have an "egg station" but has a large bowl of ready cooked Scrambled Eggs, a tray of Fried Eggs etc. etc. - Novotel Bangna was like that but I no longer live in the area, to me "egg stations" just waste time!

Patrick

Usually blueberries, banana and papaya topped with low fat yoghurt.

4 large bottles of Chang and a packet of ready salted.

I have salt n shake if my gf aint around....

4 large bottles of Chang and a packet of ready salted.

I have salt n shake if my gf aint around....

What if she is around ?

4 large bottles of Chang and a packet of ready salted.

I have salt n shake if my gf aint around....

What if she is around ?

Muesli and yoghurt. She's obsessional about cholesterol....

4 large bottles of Chang and a packet of ready salted.

I have salt n shake if my gf aint around....

What if she is around ?

Muesli and yoghurt. She's obsessional about cholesterol....

Thai wife ?

Thai wife ?

You've lost me here. I'm not married....Thai gf....

Thai wife ?

You've lost me here. I'm not married....Thai gf....

just wondered as its unusual for a thai to worry about such this as cholesterol

Thai wife ?

You've lost me here. I'm not married....Thai gf....

just wondered as its unusual for a thai to worry about such this as cholesterol

Hypochondria crosses all barriers mate!

I need to get on this Muesli type thing mentioned in the opening posts, I always thought milk though so the water freaks me out a bit.

Actually, I am more a coffee and few biscuits guy, don't like eating first thing in the morning (yeah, odd) and eat about 11am or something, omelette maybe, changes really, usually only eat twice a day anyway

I need to get on this Muesli type thing mentioned in the opening posts, I always thought milk though so the water freaks me out a bit.

Actually, I am more a coffee and few biscuits guy, don't like eating first thing in the morning (yeah, odd) and eat about 11am or something, omelette maybe, changes really, usually only eat twice a day anyway

water freaks you out !! sign of rabies that

what about this bad boy

Served up in an old haunt of mine Jesters on the Harfreys industrial estate.

what about this bad boy

Served up in an old haunt of mine Jesters on the Harfreys industrial estate.

Price and directions please!

what about this bad boy

Served up in an old haunt of mine Jesters on the Harfreys industrial estate.

Price and directions please!

http://www.jestersdiner.com/

the breakfast pictured weighs in at half a stone if you eat it all its free

The breakfast might be free, but the airfare is a killer!