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Jesus! I said I don't care what anyone does in Tesco. I was just curious. Are you so incurious that seeing the same person in a food court nearly every time you go would not make you wonder? I guess not.

Why are you so bad tempered today!

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OK.

So this fellow won $185M in the US Powerball Lottery and now doesn't know what to do with it and is lonely, but has a girlfriend that works at one of the stalls between the food court and Tesco. He has had several small businesses on Samui in the past but apparently not now. He enjoys free air con, it is supposed. His hairstyle invites envy but it may actually be a rug. He is nice. People think it is better he sit in Tesco than at his own home or in a bar.

And there you go.

Guess we solved that mystery.

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OK.

So this fellow won $185M in the US Powerball Lottery and now doesn't know what to do with it and is lonely, but has a girlfriend that works at one of the stalls between the food court and Tesco. He has had several small businesses on Samui in the past but apparently not now. He enjoys free air con, it is supposed. His hairstyle invites envy but it may actually be a rug. He is nice. People think it is better he sit in Tesco than at his own home or in a bar.

And there you go.

Guess we solved that mystery.

I have actually spoken to the saurce and i have been told that he is watching someone. i do not wish to make you paranoid but he told me that his has been paid to watch someone but he always knows when that person is going to be in tescos as he has gps tracker in thepersons phone and vehicle.

he issitting there knowing that the person he is watching is going to be there soon.

could it be acoinicdence that you came on here.

apparently he is a wanted stalker and the FBI after after this man for serial stalking this man has been placed in Tescos as a plant to bring out this person.

anyway while we are on the topic i always wondered why they do not build more bridges over the river Nile????

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Jesus! I said I don't care what anyone does in Tesco. I was just curious. Are you so incurious that seeing the same person in a food court nearly every time you go would not make you wonder? I guess not.

i was also curious as the why somepeople are from samui and some people are not.

i mean i wonder where people that arenot from samui come from

also i herd that the man was a homeless policeman

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i think before this post he was a no body now he is a somebody.

cheesy.gifcheesy.gifcheesy.gifcheesy.gifcheesy.gifcheesy.gifcheesy.gifcheesy.gif just to think he has his own forum and all he had to do was sit in tescos for a long time. wicked.

nowi just need someone to pay me for typing shit. and i shall be full of it.cheesy.gifcheesy.gifcheesy.gifcheesy.gifcheesy.gifcheesy.gifw00t.gif

Posted

OK.

So this fellow won $185M in the US Powerball Lottery and now doesn't know what to do with it and is lonely, but has a girlfriend that works at one of the stalls between the food court and Tesco. He has had several small businesses on Samui in the past but apparently not now. He enjoys free air con, it is supposed. His hairstyle invites envy but it may actually be a rug. He is nice. People think it is better he sit in Tesco than at his own home or in a bar.

And there you go.

Guess we solved that mystery.

I have actually spoken to the saurce and i have been told that he is watching someone. i do not wish to make you paranoid but he told me that his has been paid to watch someone but he always knows when that person is going to be in tescos as he has gps tracker in thepersons phone and vehicle.

he issitting there knowing that the person he is watching is going to be there soon.

could it be acoinicdence that you came on here.

apparently he is a wanted stalker and the FBI after after this man for serial stalking this man has been placed in Tescos as a plant to bring out this person.

anyway while we are on the topic i always wondered why they do not build more bridges over the river Nile????

Who's the "saurce?" smile.png

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Just got notified that you guys had started a thread about me. Thanks for your concern. It might look like I am wasting my time hanging out at Tesco's but I am head of security. Next time you are passing say Hi.

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Just got notified that you guys had started a thread about me. Thanks for your concern. It might look like I am wasting my time hanging out at Tesco's but I am head of security. Next time you are passing say Hi.

Don't tell porkies. No WP for that. laugh.png
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If five TV members will volunteer we can meet tomorrow at 12:00 and corner this individual. I have a van so we can discreetly give him a proper head banging. I also have a CIA friend here who can waterboard him.

I personally feel that there should be a time limit on how long you can sit in Tesco. Why not just hang out at 7/11 or Family, instead? In fact every time I go by the 7/11 near Tesco I see a balding, moustached, evil-looking character sitting on a motorcycle. No, hang on, I must have been looking at my reflection.

I find it odd that anyone finds anything odd in Thailand. As long as an individual is abiding by the law, not causing a nuisance or harming anyone, more power to him. It's normal to be curious about individuals but let's not go overboard with our imagination. He obviously has no need to work and plenty of leisure time so let him enjoy his time at Tesco even though most of us would choose not to spend it there.

I am on the beach every day for at least two hours and several people have commented to me and my wife that they find that extremely odd behavior.

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Similar threads relating to (for example) the bloke known as "Big Hair" are usually closed by now.

& for the record neither of them wear a syrup:)

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I have let this topic run too long, 44 posts too long to be exact. Closed as I should have done in the first instance.

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