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Winning The Lottery: Machines To Confirm Numbers

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NEW AUTOMATIC MACHINES WILL BE USED IN ANNOUNCING THE WINNING LOTTERY NUMBERS.

Deputy Finance Minister Varathep Ratanakorn (วราเทพ รัตนากร) insisted that the new automatic machines used in confirming the winning lottery numbers will boost confidence among the people.

Mr. Varathep said at the demonstration of the new system that the additional system will help inspect the number announcement strictly. He expects that the machines will be used in February.

Director of the Government Lottery Office, Major-General Surasit Sangkapong (สุรสิทธิ์ สังขพงศ์) said that the system has been demonstrated to allow the people to understand how the system works.

Source: Thai National News Bureau Public Relations Department - 27 January 2006

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

Machines can be tampered with. :o

Machines can be tampered with. :o

Same for the manual handling.

Remember who ended up with lucky #9 for the last elections? :D

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As long as the gov't gets its revenue, let them do whatever 'marketing' is required to keep all those who don't understand basic statistics paying their "taxes."

:o

Sam was in dire trouble. His business had gone bust and he was in serious financial trouble. He was so desperate that he decided to pray for help.

He began, "God, please help me, I`ve lost my business and if I don`t get some money, I`m going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery." Lottery night came and Sam didn`t win.

Again Sam prays, "God, please let me win the lottery!. I`ve lost my business, my house and I`m going to lose my car as well." Lottery night comes and Sam still has no luck.

Once again he prays, "My God, why have you not listened to me??. I`ve lost my business, my house, my car. My wife and children are starving. I don`t often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lottery this one time so that I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open.

Sam is confronted by the voice of God Himself: "Sam," says God, "meet Me halfway on this...Buy a bloody ticket."

When I was 8, I prayed every night for a new bike. The ###### thing never came so I just stole one and asked to be forgiven. :o

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