kevjohn Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 A guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. When he opens the door, he encounters two sheriff's deputies, one of whom asks if he is married and, if so, whether the deputy can see a picture of the wife. The guy says "sure” and shows him a picture of his wife. The deputy looks carefully at the picture and then gravely says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck." The guy says, "I know, but she has a great personality, is an excellent cook, and lets me play golf whenever I want to!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanny Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Good joke but it took two readings before I caught on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevjohn Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 Good joke but it took two readings before I caught on! That's why you were laughing so loud.......it almost deafened me..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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