The Paragon Elevator Lift Fart

[omnilangur]

Nothing more amusing than watching the faces of panic grit there teeth after eating a greasy big mac with an egg on top! on the bottom floor and taking the long haul up to the 5th floor cinema. While in the lift I let out the the raunchiest Department store evacuating royal ripper! FOrtunately nothing in my rear end evacuated while farting but the elevator of people certainly did! TRUE STORY!

[Sydneycraig]

Very sad indeed...

[Semper]

You must be really proud.

[giddyup]

You felt the need to actually brag about this?

[yoslim]

Lame trolling attempt

[robblok]

You felt the need to actually brag about this?

Probably a guy with a lot of time on his hands.

[arthurwait]

There's egg on big macs in Thailand ?

[yoslim]

There's egg on big macs in Thailand ?

No of course not, whole post is a big lie

[Soutpeel]

You felt the need to actually brag about this?

Probably a guy with a lot of time on his hands.

What do you expect from someone who has the mentality of a 12 year old,

Cant help wondering if he has bought a washing machine yet for his Tesco's stunner ?

[Soutpeel]

There's egg on big macs in Thailand ?

No of course not, whole post is a big lie

Of course its a lie, based on his previous posts pleading his poverty, not having a washing machine for his Tesco's girl hottie...the security guards in Paragon wouldnt let rif raf like this in the door...

[arthurwait]

There's egg on big macs in Thailand ?

No of course not, whole post is a big lie

You have confirmed my suspicions dear Watson.

[submaniac]

[Semper]

You felt the need to actually brag about this?

Probably a guy with a lot of time on his hands.

What do you expect from someone who has the mentality of a 12 year old,

Cant help wondering if he has bought a washing machine yet for his Tesco's stunner ?

Don't think so. He's looking for a new "stunner" in Narathiwat.

[Songhua]

Everyone out. Hurry it up. I need to get home to post about it.

[chiangmaikelly]

Why are children obsessed with potty humor? Mostly because it is their first taboo subject. It is normal among young children and nothing to be alarmed about. When it persists beyond 12 years of age perhaps some counseling would be in order.

[DP25]

Hope this is the troll topic that finally does him in...

[WilliaminBKK]

Why did I click this post...............

[Scully]

You do know your big Mac is days wages for your girlfriend ?

Since when was a fart raunchy ?

[mauGR1]

Why did I click this post...............

Well, sometimes the comments to a trolling post can be funny

[NeverSure]

Put the word fart in a topic and you get 19 posts in 43 minutes, and over 100 views. We are certainly upper class, no doubt.

[WilliaminBKK]

Why did I click this post...............

Well, sometimes the comments to a trolling post can be funny

You're right.......we've had a few lately that do make me giggle.

[yermanee]

I think OP is in dire need of some attention.

His Tesco girl must be working very long hours for him to be so lonely

Yermanee

[WilliaminBKK]

Put the word fart in a topic and you get 19 posts in 43 minutes, and over 100 views. We are certainly upper class, no doubt.

Some even own t-shirts

[Payboy]

All I can say is - why fart it and waste it when you can burp it and taste it.

[submaniac]

While in the lift I let out the the raunchiest Department store evacuating royal ripper...

Ok Brits, we have confirmation, he is one of your countrymen. (Mericans would have called it an elevator.)

[chiangmaikelly]

While in the lift I let out the the raunchiest Department store evacuating royal ripper...

Ok Brits, we have confirmation, he is one of your countrymen. (Mericans would have called it an elevator.)

And known that big macs don't have eggs.

[Vale Tudo]

While in the lift I let out the the raunchiest Department store evacuating royal ripper...

Ok Brits, we have confirmation, he is one of your countrymen. (Mericans would have called it an elevator.)

I would say more likely an Aussie!

[george]

Waste of bandwidth, thread closed.

Cheers