Does Any Thread Ever Stay On Topic?

[Dancealot]

Aren't all honeys organic?

[Humbugged]

Aren't all honeys organic?

some use silicone.

[Dancealot]

Aren't all honeys organic?

some use silicone.

Dont be silly, Cone.

[Chittychangchang]

NO MONEY

NO HONEY

Has anyone actually bought that t-shirt???

[StreetCowboy]

NO MONEY

NO HONEY

Has anyone actually bought that t-shirt???

I was hoping someone would give it me, out of affection....

[Chittychangchang]

NO MONEY

NO HONEY

Has anyone actually bought that t-shirt???

I was hoping someone would give it me, out of affection....

Do you think by wearing it you might get a sympathy shag in Thailand even if you wore a rolex watch?

[StreetCowboy]

NO MONEY

NO HONEY

Has anyone actually bought that t-shirt???

I was hoping someone would give it me, out of affection....

Do you think by wearing it you might get a sympathy shag in Thailand even if you wore a rolex watch?

As if I could afford a watch...

[Chittychangchang]

NO MONEY

NO HONEY

Has anyone actually bought that t-shirt???

I was hoping someone would give it me, out of affection....

Do you think by wearing it you might get a sympathy shag in Thailand even if you wore a rolex watch?

As if I could afford a watch...

Next time i'm in walking down walking street intend to wear that t-shirt with my empty pockets turned out covered in fake bling and try and get myself some honey from the nearest 7/11, or at least some fish. Failing that it's the gaffa tape for me, wrapped around my fingers and mouth so im incommunicardo.

[StreetCowboy]

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Do you think by wearing it you might get a sympathy shag in Thailand even if you wore a rolex watch?

As if I could afford a watch...

Next time i'm in walking down walking street intend to wear that t-shirt with my empty pockets turned out covered in fake bling and try and get myself some honey from the nearest 7/11, or at least some fish. Failing that it's the gaffa tape for me, wrapped around my fingers and mouth so im incommunicardo.

Sometimes you end up with treacle instead of honey

[Payboy]

Aren't all honeys organic?

Nah, only if made by bees with organs.

[Humbugged]

Aren't all honeys organic?

Nah, only if made by bees with organs.

Musical bees...gee.

[StreetCowboy]

Aren't all honeys organic?

Nah, only if made by bees with organs.

Musical bees...gee.

But they cannae sing - they dinnae ken the words. A' they can do is hum

[Songhua]

The off topic thread seems to be buzzing along nicely. A real hive of activity.

[Payboy]

Aren't all honeys organic?

Nah, only if made by bees with organs.

Musical bees...gee.

I know a type that has more organs, BGs.

[Dancealot]

NO MONEY

NO HONEY

Has anyone actually bought that t-shirt???

Want to get something of my chest

NO HONEY

NO MONEY

[Dancealot]

Aren't all honeys organic?

Nah, only if made by bees with organs.

Musical bees...gee.

Wanna Bee...

[Humbugged]

NO MONEY

NO HONEY

Has anyone actually bought that t-shirt???

Want to get something of my chest

NO HONEY

NO MONEY

Should put that on your chest.

Get the sting of the message across.

[TomTao]

Why is it that when a train comes off the tracks it is said to have derailed?

And why is it that when a person gets really really angry they are said to have gone off the rails when they were clearly not on any rails, or tracks to begin with?

[SeaVisionBurma]

Completely lost track of where I was now.

[Humbugged]

Thats a train of thought to think about.

[SteeleJoe]

Of course you're right -- there's no question that Gladys Knight is a great singer. But still I think my favorite part of the song was when the Pips said, "Leaving on a midnight train to Georgia, woo woo"

They woo wooed so perfectly. I bet they had a lot of training.

[TomTao]

Sorry for detracking, or was that derailing the topic. Why don't trains detrack instead of derail?

[Humbugged]

why do you have to be old to be a dirty old man

[StreetCowboy]

why do you have to be old to be a dirty old man

I don't. You're as old as you leer.

[Rajab Al Zarahni]

why do you have to be old to be a dirty old man

I don't. You're as old as you leer.

You're a old as the woman you feel!

[Songhua]

I completely agree. The night-angle flick switch for rear vision mirrors is the greatest invention since sliced bread

[Humbugged]

back to feeling woman....

[Chittychangchang]

I beg to differ on that point sir! On the grounds of being a younger man gradually progressing into a dirty old man.

BTW James Browns "Night Train" get's my feet chuffling.

[StreetCowboy]

I beg to differ on that point sir! On the grounds of being a younger man gradually progressing into a dirty old man.

BTW James Browns "Night Train" get's my feet chuffling.

While we're staying on track, I might mention that Smokie's favourite is Billy Connolly's "Last Train - to Glasgow Central"

Big Country's "400 Miles" reminds me of my foreign travels and the old saying "the longest journey starts with 400 miles to get past England".

Although for actual melodic quality Last Train to Clarksville is hard to beat

SC

[Humbugged]

I think I can I think I can...