Sittin' at home last Sunday mornin' me mate Boomerrang said he was havin' a few people 'round for a barbie, said he might Kookaburra or two.

I said "sounds great, will Wallaby there?"

He said "yeh, and Vegemite come too"

So I said to the wife "do you wanna Goanna?" She said "I'll go if Dingos".

At least give credit to Billy Birmingham for that one.....come on....

So, what's with kids television these days? I sat down to to watch "Dora the Explorer" the other day Andorra said something in Spanish.... Armenia couldn't make it up.

She was running through the jungle, when a sudden downpour hit, they started to make a song and dance about the rain and I thought to myself, Bah!Rain!, come to Thailand love, the deluge is Burma-nent here.

I mean we Congo on about this cartoon all night. I'm not Ghana, but part of me wants to.

Amazing what kids cartoons go into these days. Sometimes I think I got into the wrong Korea. I should have been an animator.

I mean I wanted to be an electric guitarist, the chicks dig it and I don't know but it's always seems a Moroccan profession than all the others.

Could I see myself doing both? Namibia can and maybe I can't. I'm undecided.

Anyway, I've come back and Peru-sed through the newest posts, and on reflection I thought we needed Samoa. So here I am.

I'm getting desperate really, part of me even want to start up tongue-twisters, you remember the old ones right? Seychelles sea shells on the sea shore!

Right, I really have Togo.

Before I leave I just want to tell you that sitting at your computer comfortably is an art form and if Ukraine your neck to look at the screen, you're going to hurt yourself.

I won't be able to help you if you do, but I'll be sympathetic and ask "UK mate?"

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Some people might call the above a totally wasted hour of my life. For me, it was the most fun I've had writing anything in ages! Love this thread and the laughs it's given me with all this horrible weather.

Viva La Irrelevance Thread!

Have a lovely Loey Krathong TV-ites, wherever in LOS you're spending it.

Peace out.

PS. SeaVision is my personal TV hero of the week! Great to see a mod larking about with the rest of us! Python would be so proud.

Edited November 27, 201213 yr by ManInSurat

Life is just one big deception!

How many Negroes actually live in Montenegro!

.......and why is it that the Peoples Democratic Republic of the Congo does not belong to the people of that country and is a stranger to the principles of democracy?

Why didn't the Romans come from Romania?

Why is bullfighting a tradition of Spain and not Bulgaria?

Why is Britain greater than other countries?

Why are people from Belgium said to be Flemish and not Belgish?

Who put the SS in the DHSS?

...and why can you not buy +40% gin in Thailand?

Why do the British use the term "pneumonia" when the colonial Americans use the more logical term, "pneumonitis"?

Why can't you call somebody an oxymoron if you don't like them?

Edited November 27, 201213 yr by Rajab Al Zarahni

...and why can you not buy +40% gin in Thailand?

Exactly! Simply outrageous.

Carry on

Afghanistan starts with an 'A' but does not end with an 'A'. Amazing.....

Edited November 28, 201213 yr by canman

There are some posters here who need duct tape round their fingers.

Maybe other parts too

Life is just one big deception!

How many Negroes actually live in Montenegro!

.......and why is it that the Peoples Democratic Republic of the Congo does not belong to the people of that country and is a stranger to the principles of democracy?

Why didn't the Romans come from Romania?

Why is bullfighting a tradition of Spain and not Bulgaria?

Why is Britain greater than other countries?

Why are people from Belgium said to be Flemish and not Belgish?

Who put the SS in the DHSS?

...and why can you not buy +40% gin in Thailand?

Why do the British use the term "pneumonia" when the colonial Americans use the more logical term, "pneumonitis"?

Why can't you call somebody an oxymoron if you don't like them?

It's certainly true that any country beginning with 'The People's Democratic Republic' is anything but that!

I really really miss Kim Jong Il.....Feeling so ronery since he left us..

Kim Jong Il looking at things

Derka, Derka, Derka!

Green mango is nice with fish sauce.

Indeed, and why do people who are not athletic get athletes foot? Why can you not sail to the Islets of Langerhans and why is Turkey not famous for it's poultry production?

But you can put Turkey on China and eat it with Greece, and then you won't be so Hungary.

.... with a little Chile.

That'll certainly Sweden the deal, but there's still Norway I could eat it.

Are you finish, mista?

I'll never Finish my fish sauce pizza with duct tape around my mouth, viva la !!!!!????!!!

Where do all the unloved,unwanted threads go after everyone has finished with them?

Where do all the unloved,unwanted threads go after everyone has finished with them?

Cupboard under the stairs, second shelf. Or Vancouver. Not sure which though...

Where do all the unloved,unwanted threads go after everyone has finished with them?

Cupboard under the stairs, second shelf. Or Vancouver. Not sure which though...

Vancouver is in Canada. (Montevideo, on the other hand, is not.)

Anyway, wool socks will keep your feet warm even when they are wet.

Where do all the unloved,unwanted threads go after everyone has finished with them?

Cupboard under the stairs, second shelf. Or Vancouver. Not sure which though...

Vancouver is in Canada. (Montevideo, on the other hand, is not.)

Anyway, wool socks will keep your feet warm even when they are wet.

They keep your feet warm even the feet are wet? Or the socks?

Anyways, I like it warm and wet!

Speaking of toenail clippers, Maxwell Smart's shoe was possibly the world's first mobile phone.

....and all this time I thought that blue cheese really did come from the moon, until it was pointed out to me that a blue moon is not really blue.

I don't know what to believe any more...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speaking of toenail clippers, Maxwell Smart's shoe was possibly the world's first mobile phone.

But to use it every time Maxwell opened his mouth he put his foot in it.

Maxwell house makes nice coffee, I prefer freshly ground coffee, but I have to get the stones out of after I do all the jumping and stamping to ground it.

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Maxwell house makes nice coffee, I prefer freshly ground coffee, but I have to get the stones out of after I do all the jumping and stamping to ground it.

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Funny, you should mention that -- did you know that Engelbert Humperdink actually CHOSE that name rather than being born with it?!

I wish I had a pretzel.

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Or some fish.

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Funny, you should mention that -- did you know that Engelbert Humperdink actually CHOSE that name rather than being born with it?!

Funny, you should mention that -- did you know that Engelbert Humperdink actually CHOSE that name rather than being born with it?!

of course....who in their right mind would cll their son that.

Maxwell house makes nice coffee, I prefer freshly ground coffee, but I have to get the stones out of after I do all the jumping and stamping to ground it.

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Funny, you should mention that -- did you know that Engelbert Humperdink actually CHOSE that name rather than being born with it?!

I wish I had a pretzel.

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Speaking of Sting, did you know his name is Sa-ting in Thai? I went looking for some string at a shop a while ago, I asked the shop assistant for some string, all I got was a blank look, so I tried again, same response, so I asked for some sa-tring, the shop assistant said "ooooh sa-tring" and took me straight to it.

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OP:

Human nature or human error ?

Maxwell house makes nice coffee, I prefer freshly ground coffee, but I have to get the stones out of after I do all the jumping and stamping to ground it.

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That sexy chic from the Maxwell house advert gets me fired up like a bag of Colombian coffee....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYaNqtQMlXY

I don't drink that much coffee more of a tea guy but when I do I like adding honey instead of sugar.

Speaking of honey what is the difference between regular honey and organic honey?

I don't drink that much coffee more of a tea guy but when I do I like adding honey instead of sugar.

Speaking of honey what is the difference between regular honey and organic honey?

The bees that make it are vegans and don't use additives or chemicals.